Haha sometimes the jokes just write themselves

Ben_Eszes · 2019-05-21T04:17:13+00:00

The breast implants aren't for the husband, despite what he thinks. She's making an investment on herself with her husband's wallet.

TheGrokelives · 2019-05-21T04:20:12+00:00

Sounds like another marriage going tits up.

gtowerthrowaway · 2019-05-21T04:35:29+00:00

How common is it...

Just asking for a friend, hehe

Strahl20 · 2019-05-21T04:48:59+00:00

I’d say it’s pretty damn common for her dump a guy right after he does something huge for her.

nickbow71 · 2019-05-21T07:42:53+00:00

My ex, 2 kids later has mom boobs, wants a boob lift so she " feels " more confident in herself. I refuse as I tell her no one notices when she is clothed, even without a bra on, and besides, who is going to see her naked? Sad thing is that im very attracted to her as she is. But obviously the boob lift istnt for my benefit.Hah, two months later she's off to the gym, masses of provocative selfies on social media, fishing for compliments, which flood in from thirsty simps and her hive friends. Other men start lurking around, I get arrested for assault( normal modus operandi ,I now see) and well, that's that....divorced and loving the peace and quiet.

1Badshot · 2019-05-21T06:02:14+00:00

Guy at my work did this for his girlfriend. Six months later dumped him for a senior exec in the same company.

Only saving grace is he sent everyone a link to her tits on a porn site. She put them there so no "revenge porn" claims.

They were nice, but not "Death do you part" nice.

motorcityMFer · 2019-05-21T06:10:33+00:00

Sad to say I got suckered into this.

EffinWhiteMale · 2019-05-21T10:21:40+00:00

More common than a cold

Zachjsrf · 2019-05-21T15:31:38+00:00

I had a guy I worked with in Orange County, he dated this chick 6 years they lived together she worked at a Cosmetic surgeon's office, she got a free pair of tits, 6 weeks later guess what? Guy was single.

Jhamption · 2019-05-21T16:47:11+00:00

Happened to my good friend, she left him two months later. He didn't even have a change to play with them before she left because they were still healing. She married a plastic surgeon a year later.

Title	Haha sometimes the jokes just write themselves
Author	ConstantChinner
Upvotes	125
Comments	16
Date	May 21, 2019 4:09 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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