Had a good laugh when calling with my parents the other day. They asked me about relationships and they know I don’t see the point in them.

I’ve actually reconsidered. I told them that my time isn’t free like if a girl wanted to hang out with me she’d have to pay. So I wouldn’t mind getting into a relationship where the chick pays for all my dates and my rent because my goal is to save my money and invest #allmoneyin. I’m sitting on a good pile already and definitely don’t want rants to take bites out of it for whatever perceived benefit.

Love my parents for laughing about this. I don’t even feel weird for having these ideas anymore. I’m like you love me ? Not my problem. Want to take my time, it ain’t free so bitch better have my money. If she don’t wanna pay idgaf because I don’t want a relationship anyways so it filters pretty fucking well too 😂😂😂

Am I alone with this thought ?