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[–]Heraklines26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not if you buy my alpha perfume , Eau de Tyronèe.
[–]Tercalerc1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😆
[–]KeepIt100ForReal 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eau de Tyronèe.
LMAO
[–]guitarguy174920 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
he's too much of a nice guy. she probably finds Lex Luthor more appealing.
[–]ParalyticPoison2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Lex does have Billions, so it would make sense.
[–]K3ZH393 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And then she’ll move on from Lex to Bruce Wayne, who pumps and dumps.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yup. superman for the dick, Lex for the bad boy tingles, Wayne when you want to settle down and get both.
[–]curti252 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions
[–]Vraboxin 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
"Don't worry superman, you just have to pay $3000 for a red pilled seminar on how to be the best version of yourself so that she won't even think about leaving you!"
[–]BasedBlackPilled 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
"Just hold frame bro"
Like women give a fuck about some Red Piller faking to be an Alpha 😂
[–]Disgruntledfamilyguy 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Thats the thing with the redpill people. Its like they got the first half of the equation right--women fuck alphas--but then think there is some "cheat code" to "being alpha." Spending so much time and energy pretending to "be alpha" to chase the moldy beef curtains your red-pilled bro used as a cumdumpster last night just makes no sense.
[–]BasedBlackPilled 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Your words are like poetry brother. I think that at some point Red Pillers are more pathetic than simps. Because although they get it, they still decide to worship pussy. Simps at least don‘t know that they are pathetic, Red Pillers choose to be pathetic. Take the Black Pill and be free.
[–]Vraboxin 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I've heard multiple definitions of what the black pill is, like women are aliens, or only looks matter, or existence has no meaning etc..
What's your take on what the black pill is?
[–]BasedBlackPilled 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
The Black Pill is to accept and embrace reality without sugar coating. It can be applied to almost every aspect of life. One of the strongest examples of the Black Pill is your very existence:
You neither chose your genetics nor the social circle you were born in. Everything was outta your control. Maybe you as an individual are blessed with very good genetics and an upbringing in a wealthy and functional family. Maybe the opposite is the truth. But your genetics and your upbringing in your social circle determined your character, your personality and your chances in life.
If you have bad genetics (like being short, balding and/or ugly) - you are fucked in many aspects of life. Most men will not respect you and almost no women on earth will feel attracted to you. No amount of money can change that. Yes you can pay for sex, but you can‘t pay for attraction.
[–]Vraboxin 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thanks for clarifying!
[–]BasedBlackPilled 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm happy to help brother.
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[–]Disgruntledfamilyguy 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Shave the head.
[–]IcebergHermit 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🐱 = 🧀 + 🐟+ 💩
🐱 = 🤢 x 10🤮
🐱 = 💸
[–]thats0K9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Female and male department store
WOMEN...
A department store opened in New York City that sold men and a woman decides to visit it in search of a husband. At the store’s entrance, there’s a sign outlining the department store policy. The first rule states that you can only enter the store once. There are six floors and on each floor you can choose a husband or elect to move on to the next floor. You cannot visit a floor more than once other than to leave the building. The woman visits the first floor. The sign reads: · Men with jobs. She moves on to the second floor: · Men with jobs that adore children. She moves on the the third floor where the sign reads: · Wealthy men that adore children and are very handsome. She thinks to herself, "that's a very good deal" yet moves on to the fourth floor: · Wealthy men that adore children, are very handsome and help with the household chores. She decides to move on as things are constantly improving: · Wealthy men that adore childern, are very handsome, help with the household chores and are very romantic. The woman is about to make her purchase but can't resist moving on to the sixth floor. There the sign reads: · You are visitor number 31,456,012 on this floor. · There are no men here. · This floor exists as proof that it is impossible to please women.
& MEN…
Opposite this department store, another department store opened that sold women. The sign on the first floor reads: · Women that love sex. On the second floor the sign reads: · Women that love sex and are wealthy. On the third floor the sign reads: · Women that love sex, are wealthy and have large breasts.
Not a single man has visited the fourth floor.
[–]Doogie765 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always true
[–]Kestral 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's gonna fuck Lex Luthor to shit test him.
[–]AlchemicalAbsolution2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"She made a wisecrack about me being 'faster than a speeding bullet...' so I ripped her in half like a phone book."
-Superman/Seth MacFarlane
[–]theasshole9991 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Alright Louis ... feel free to go try n watch as Superman runs through bitches like water
[–]TigPlaze1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He probably broke his neck and got paralyzed trying to impress her.
[–]Cestus_Saphrax1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe because he is just a reporter without a six-figure yearly income. He wouldn't be able to provide/support her.
[–]iamoriginal_20 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is entitled to leave him if she’s not into his superhero fetish.
[–]WATASHI_NO_CRESTA0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When she meets Darkseid omegachad.
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