I honestly can't stand simps.

binbagaccount · 2020-01-16T19:41:30+00:00

He got what he paid for. He promise to get people the Chinese and he brings back pizza for his fucking girlfriend and acts like it alright.

I'm sorry but the moment you promise to turn up to an event and you part is bring the food and you don't bring the food, that called being a cunt.

That's like everyone pitching to get a birthday cake for you're mate and you where tasked with the job, but you're girlfriend wants to get married so fucking spend there money on a wedding ring for you're whore.

Not only is it insulting to guests and the people you call friends, but it selfish and rude.

Don't be this guy.

DangZagnut · 2020-01-16T19:33:28+00:00

Sorry simp. Guys don’t like little bitches who worship pussy. It’s embarrassing and pathetic, and you’re not a man in their eyes. You’re a little bitch. You’re neutered and leashed because you’re a little yapping purse dog.

So your value to them is zero.

Being a bitch is no way to go through life son.

Ukhupa · 2020-01-16T21:48:42+00:00

Wow. I thought he was just going to buy a single pizza to appease her girlfriend, but using the money pooled together to buy 5 pizzas when everyone else had agreed on Chinese food?

This goes beyond simping, it's just being a bad friend overall.

CognPsycNeurScie · 2020-01-16T18:56:52+00:00

go, cry in your pillow.

Red_Liner740 · 2020-01-16T22:32:15+00:00

So you went and got $5 pizzas and spent a total of $25 when people were expecting closer to $80 in Chinese food. Yea fuck your asshole give me my money back.

And all of it. You chose pizzas instead of Chinese without consulting with anyone cuz you’re a pussy whipped bitch. Yea I ate it cuz I was hungry but damn if I’m paying for your Simping.

SylvestorTalone · 2020-01-16T22:13:48+00:00

''I didn't understand what he meant by that''

English motherfucker, do you speak it?

MadLad2019 · 2020-01-16T19:37:55+00:00

God I hope the kid isn't his.

DKN3 · 2020-01-16T19:02:04+00:00

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ShowMeWarFace · 2020-01-16T21:48:22+00:00

This kind of thing is why I have a strict rule about no simps or cucks as friends.

DickMartin · 2020-01-16T19:51:13+00:00

So Fragile.

BobbingForBunions · 2020-01-16T19:46:23+00:00

In a few months, this dummy will be on r/lonely complaining that he doesn't have any friends.

RoboMandrake · 2020-01-16T23:50:06+00:00

Pizza was not the mission. Chinese was the mission. Failure to carry out the mission. Social court martial. Pay fine or GTFO. Simple, end of story.

PS - Highly likely the girlfriend (specific source of pregnancy indeterminate) was also the reason behind running late as well.

hillbilly_mgtow · 2020-01-16T20:07:50+00:00

He should have told the bitch sorry they ordered Chinese and that should have been the end of it

WrongTime01 · 2020-01-16T22:31:24+00:00

This man-child deserves to be insulted. He’s not getting any respect or sympathy from me

IFuckingproblem · 2020-01-17T00:07:31+00:00

It’s posts like these that make me enjoy my youth and freedom more and more. Let us all use this simp as an example on how we should NOT be so we can all achieve true happiness.

godworksout · 2020-01-17T02:06:37+00:00

Bros before hoes.

Trust_No_Bitches · 2020-01-17T02:18:53+00:00

This is why you don't bring your girlfriend to parties... Especially if she's pregnant.

Seriously, what is she doing to do there? Sit on the couch, not smoke, not drink, eat an entire pizza by herself, throw it back up, and make you take her home early? There's no winning in that scenario.

He's just mad that he's now realizing that he's going to have to give these friends up to be in a relationship with her. They're not going to put up with a cuck like him much longer.

StingRayFins · 2020-01-17T03:13:43+00:00

He totally could have handled the situation better.

peshMeten · 2020-01-17T10:34:01+00:00

She is just bringing on line the first program in her psyche when pregnant and attached to a male.

Get rid of his friends and social life!

thafucc · 2020-01-18T02:47:17+00:00

He lucky he didn't get his ass beat. Spent my fucking money on your fat bitch...

WWKaminaD · 2020-01-16T22:00:23+00:00

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silly_birb · 2020-01-16T23:05:09+00:00

All of them sucks here.

He is a simp and his friends are woke snowflake that took ot personal if instead of chinese the ate pizza.

They have too much free time!

Title	I honestly can't stand simps.
Author	Ulzioz
Upvotes	134
Comments	38
Date	January 16, 2020 6:53 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/epnp3k/i_honestly_cant_stand_simps/
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