I really don’t know what your problem is with marriage :/

TheImpossible1 · 2018-05-29T13:56:00+00:00

I was so close to reporting you...

Nice shitpost

Edit : thanks for the upvotes, they're countering a feminist raid on my profile for a slightly harsh comment.

casra888 · 2018-05-29T14:01:46+00:00

We have no problem with commitment. We have a problem with divorce rape.

MSP_Generalist · 2018-05-29T13:57:44+00:00

I hope you recover from your vasectomy quickly and tell your wifes boyfriend thanks for the switch! buy them a nice dinner!

silive · 2018-05-29T14:14:37+00:00

You summed up the "arguments" for marriage perfectly, IMHO.

Space_Wolf25 · 2018-05-29T13:59:16+00:00

Sounds like Nintendo isn't the only thing that switched:333.

Docbear64 · 2018-05-29T15:48:00+00:00

So many men run to marriage because they NEED to feel important , valued, or like they accomplished something without doing anything and those are the men who write non-sarcastic post like this ... until of course Wifey gets bored, decides she wants to become a tinderella, and all of a sudden the long list of reasons marriage is awesome and totally worth it is obliterated as now every good thing about marriage evaporates and every negative thing about divorce hits the man like a fucking tidal wave.

The thing about marriage is at best your relationship and life stay the same ( hopefully pretty positive) ... That's the upside. The downside is you are poor , alienated from your children , old friends, maybe even other family, financially destitute, imprisoned, and for the really unlucky dudes you find a wart on your dick and realize ... maybe just maybe wifey wasn't as faithful as you thought she was.

Very little upside, tremendous downside.

BlaqueDragon · 2018-05-29T18:34:16+00:00

This is high level shitposting of the greatest quality.

TowerOfMG · 2018-05-29T14:36:44+00:00

Luckily I know your UN so i knew this was a shitpost. 10/10

BoskOfPortKar · 2018-05-29T15:06:10+00:00

Usually, it is a "friend" of her that she tries to introduce in your inner circle to get you all the more cucked...

And you would still not be "authorized" to play/have fun.

jeff_portnoy · 2018-05-29T19:30:11+00:00

I was baffled at how this got to the front page. Got me good

balancedben · 2018-05-29T15:16:55+00:00

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

DrScott88 · 2018-05-29T15:38:09+00:00

You got me!

oprahsbuttplug · 2018-05-29T20:32:07+00:00

Marriage worked really well when you could give the wife a few love taps to remind her that you're in charge.

It worked that way since cave men times and it worked great. Women need that force of will over them in order to act right.

ChadThundercock7 · 2018-05-29T14:20:47+00:00

You got, sir you are evil.

perfectcell- · 2018-05-29T17:54:52+00:00

How about turning the tables and becoming house-husbands? Since women want to become more like men, it only makes sense for men to take former traditional women's roles. Would you like to retire whenever you want? Stay at home all day, cook and clean for a wife? Play with kids all day?

RandomReeditUser · 2018-05-29T16:10:15+00:00

The irony is that the real problem is with female commitment when she's got a nice easy payday always available to her via divorce.

starkfuture · 2018-05-29T16:56:56+00:00

After risk benefit analysis : "fuck no"

Official_RCLE · 2018-05-29T18:54:57+00:00

Honestly I'd take the Switch though lmao

CrackingYs · 2018-05-29T19:21:31+00:00

Show us your best cuckface while holding the Nintendo Switch.

SerialMansplainer · 2018-05-29T16:01:20+00:00

Thank you u/BarrackOmaha for guiding me on the right path!

I just signed our marriage license. And the life insurance papers.

drizztdourden420 · 2018-05-29T16:50:15+00:00

LOL.

tw1nm3t30r · 2018-05-29T17:23:53+00:00

Better have bought you a copy of Breath of The Wild with that switch xD nice post

Liberalism_Disease · 2018-05-29T17:28:09+00:00

Top notch!

Yashugan00 · 2018-05-29T18:21:28+00:00

HAHAHA HAHAHA , OOH boy, you're life will take some interesting turns let me tell you. We all think we married a NAWALT, she's the one ! Just remember, love is worth any sacrifice. You'll need it, there is no consolation prize. Very best of luck, I mean it.

DeeTheBird · 2018-05-29T18:35:22+00:00

Quality shitpost; u deserve the karma

Fragmented79 · 2018-05-29T18:45:51+00:00

Thanks! I haven’t laughed that hard in ages. I’m blinded by my laugh tears - Hahaha!

Ipride362 · 2018-05-29T18:57:57+00:00

Dad, is that you?

Tehbailiff · 2018-05-29T19:54:53+00:00

Great post - would read again

MesaBoogeyMan · 2018-05-29T21:47:44+00:00

I have a problem with dedicating any minute of my day to something I do not want to do. I do not have this problem anymore .

AmazingAsianGuy776 · 2018-05-30T01:55:52+00:00

I see this is a play on that picture posted earlier.

henrysmyagent · 2018-05-30T03:35:14+00:00

Triggered in 3...2...1...wait! Slash s at the end. Still reporting because feels over reals!

Yasai101 · 2018-05-30T08:35:07+00:00

I love it when they say you are afraid of commitment.. I tell them yes bitch it's only gonna cost me my freedom.

Once I bought a cat thinking I would like to have something that loves you. 12 years that bitch has haunted me with her shitty whining attitude. Always FEED ME, and not giving an ounce of love back.... So yes I am mortified of commitment of any kind ..

DoccSampson · 2018-05-30T08:53:37+00:00

Lucky! All that MY girlfriend's boyfriend gave me was this shitty baby.

Criket · 2018-05-29T20:07:21+00:00

Marriage is russian roulette with 5 bullets.

Chosen_Meme · 2018-05-29T20:49:40+00:00

You got me ya bastard. Take an upvote

AllUpInYoGirl · 2018-05-29T16:38:33+00:00

haha almost had me. gdamn u!

bloodthorn1990 · 2018-05-29T16:41:21+00:00

quality shitpost. lol

Freaky_Febreeze · 2018-05-29T17:42:34+00:00

Damn nice one

somewherebythesea81 · 2018-05-29T19:37:29+00:00

I have a problem with women spending child support on drinking, drugs and gambling.

Making America great again! One woman disappearing at a time ;) (I've watched too much dexter)

eightgaydiamonds · 2018-05-29T19:48:49+00:00

I actually know a guy whose wife has a boyfriend. He's a total beta but it's still hard to see.

gundahir · 2018-05-29T20:07:16+00:00

quality shitpost

BananaWilly · 2018-05-29T20:22:53+00:00

I didn't know finding your wife a rich boyfriend to buy you toys was the solution. Thanks for the heads up.

InvestorLizard01 · 2018-05-29T20:25:42+00:00

Man I got blind sided by this post lol

SilverGryphon · 2018-05-29T21:11:59+00:00

User name checks out.

marlon_brando_diet · 2018-05-29T21:55:22+00:00

I have a problem with their problem with commitment.

ZeroBlink · 2018-05-29T22:20:46+00:00

What a troublemaker

PabloEscoba · 2018-05-29T22:53:10+00:00

Bastard😹

humon2 · 2018-05-29T23:31:54+00:00

These are my favourite posts! hahaha

Brokemgtow · 2018-05-29T23:57:07+00:00

poundmywife

LimousineLibtard · 2018-05-30T00:00:28+00:00

And the best part is you get to provide for her every want and need while getting less than nothing in return!

ohmslawl101 · 2018-05-30T00:18:37+00:00

Goddddd! I swear I felt talons start to pierce through my finger tips in an attempt to grasp you by the throat before I finished reading your post. Nice one lmao

monaco_hodl · 2018-05-30T00:32:32+00:00

you sir are one funny cuck....lol

its_meKnightSwolaire · 2018-05-30T02:07:43+00:00

Top fucking kek

hearts-divide · 2018-05-30T02:54:48+00:00

Love shouldn’t have to involve contracts.

The_Legend34 · 2018-05-30T05:21:38+00:00

You fail to realize you're one in a million. Even smashing girls on the side they have SO many issues... How could I ever commit? Lol

Crazed_Alchemist · 2018-05-30T06:41:17+00:00

God I love shitposts

prawnfynder · 2018-06-03T19:36:30+00:00

Lolololol. You didnt even need the /s

ajaski708 · 2018-06-05T04:02:29+00:00

How does this post have so many upvotes? This dude thinks he’s living a good life with marriage but I bet it would be 10 times better if he were single.

2018-05-29T15:25:21+00:00

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InfiniteMedicine · 2018-05-30T01:52:52+00:00

My wife's boyfriend bought me a crate of Soylent last week in exchange for letting him fuck her. I think it's a little silly that he asks me if he can fuck her (It's 2018 - I don't own my wife!), but hey... Soylent! :-)

wutangalbum · 2018-05-30T02:52:44+00:00

Don't feed the troll

Title	I really don’t know what your problem is with marriage :/
Author	BarrackOmaha
Upvotes	624
Comments	114
Date	May 29, 2018 1:55 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8mz9sh/i_really_dont_know_what_your_problem_is_with/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/i-really-dont-know-what-your-problem-is-with.550586 https://theredarchive.com/post/550586

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