Im 1.5 pints in at the pub and i noticed something. all the dudes at this pub completely ignore the females all the time. better yet, one of the waitresses has a dyke cut and looks like your steriotypical feminazi.

now here is where i go beastmode. ive been also noticing im the only guy here in his 20s. most everyone else is either married or divorced and in the 40+. i shit u not ive gotten asked out by these waitresses numerous times.

it really just goes to show that the women are gettin less n less options. cuz every single time they try, i reply with a simple: "get outta my face and never talk to me again unless im ordering beer". this naturally also makes them wet af cuz female nature.