So, I can't stand my in laws.

They're rude, insulting, condescending, handout seeking people and being that I just got my weekend ruined by my wife alerting me that we are going to her parents house to shower her father with undue praise, I needed a place to vent.

Without fail, every conversation ends with one or both her parents putting in digs about my family and smiling at my face when they do it. The mother is in constant competition with my mom, for some reason. Always has something cunty to say when we do holidays. My family does things early, hers does things late, so it works out when we need to split holidays. But she always tries to push it earlier so we need to leave, half the time we get there and nothings ready anyway. One holiday she even rushed us over there and the mother fucker was out getting her nails done. It's insane.

Not to mention her parents house is infested with disgusting cats that walk all over the counter and tables with the food on them (that sits out all day, by the way). They lick the food, drag their tail through the food, step in the food, and I'M THE ASSHOLE because I don't want to eat anything when I go there. I get berated at the dinner table by the in laws, then my wife as she piles my plate with hairballs and toxoplasmosis. The only person that comes to my rescue is her Godsend of a brother, who sees the look of absolute defeat on my face and whisks the food away from me and says "I gotcha man, don't let them do that to you."

The dad blatantly says out loud about how he thinks my family is rich and how they must be living the high life and any other type of condescending shit that goes along with that (because we own a small business and NO ONE is rich, I can fucking promise you that). They scrounge around for money from us all the time (because all adults in their 70's pan handle and guilt trip their children to pay their bills, right?) We gave them $2,000 once, AND ONLY FUCKING ONCE SINCE I LEARNED MY LESSON, and they never even mentioned an attempt to pay it back, they barely even said thank you for it. Mind you, we are perpetually fucking broke and I had to borrow some of that money to give them because, at the time, I didn't realize they would take advantage, but here we are. Then when my wife brought it up to them the ONE TIME they gave her some line about how they help us when they can and they feel they've more than reimbursed us. The fucking balls on these mother fuckers is astronomical.

Don't get me wrong, my family is a buncha crazy assholes too and I don't blame her if she hates them. My dads a huge tantrum throwing baby and my mom is an unhinged bitch, yet they would never once even imagine talking to my wife the about her parents the way her parents talk to me about mine, and BELIEVE me, there's plenty of shit to say. But at least she gets to vocalize it whenever she wants, because I understand how miserable my family can be. Every time I address something her parents did, which isn't as often as she makes out in her head, my wife starts crying and telling me how sensitive she is about them.

Well, that's it for now, just needed to bitch. Could go on for pages, but I feel like I'll end up having an anger induced aneurysm.