It really do be like that being a single man. Doing whatever the fuck you want.

RedCBR900 · 2019-10-25T11:06:41+00:00

hitting us with duck pics

Nybaz · 2019-10-25T11:10:41+00:00

I'm proud to be an upvoter

CutterPillar · 2019-10-25T11:32:17+00:00

Was considering a small parrot, but my cat is gona effing devour it.

TheTastelessBatman · 2019-10-25T14:30:02+00:00

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Phantom_Spark · 2019-10-25T11:31:59+00:00

This is so true. It’s so simple. You see goals and you get out there and achieve. Life is just so straight forward and rewarding.

Sergeant_Fred_Colon · 2019-10-25T11:37:27+00:00

I love my Brick!

disayle32 · 2019-10-25T12:27:10+00:00

That is one cute duck.

Charmless_Nerk · 2019-10-25T13:36:15+00:00

Brilliant. Need ducks name.

cliffbot · 2019-10-25T15:23:09+00:00

Adorable

the-lone-squid · 2019-10-25T12:51:22+00:00

Ducks are pretty cheap aren't they? I think they are like $15, but if you are a simp that $15 could go towards a thot's shoes or make up.

2019-10-25T18:15:52+00:00

that duck is soo cute

and it won't leave him if he goes broke :)

Revorob · 2019-10-25T12:09:41+00:00

Personally, I am not a duck fan but whatever makes you happy.

Patricijaobjectdude · 2019-10-25T17:09:59+00:00

That's one fucking epic duck.

L_Ollonais · 2019-10-25T13:11:22+00:00

Probably shouldn't bring him to a bar with a bunch of longshoremen..

fmanly · 2019-10-25T15:19:23+00:00

Yup, I just bought something yesterday on a good sale that is hobby-related. I'd have had to beg my wife for that and gotten endless grief over such a purchase back when I was married. The item costs less than what I'd spend on her meals eating out back then.

Now, I still try to be careful with spending because I am trying to save up, but I have SOOO much more budget to work with, so it is like playing the game on easy mode. If I spend less I can retire earlier, but I'm basically deciding between one luxury or another vs trying to not fall down on a treadmill going 8mph uphill 24x7.

Malbek604 · 2019-10-25T16:28:07+00:00

Agreed op

wisemonkey1 · 2019-10-25T19:16:51+00:00

I would take a duck over duckface any day of the week.

2019-10-26T09:38:21+00:00

How did he go out and in 2 hours time, came back with a baby duck? Some mother duck is worried sick!

redvisionsss · 2019-10-25T18:08:00+00:00

Finna get a duck too

OmegaBruh42069 · 2019-10-25T20:23:11+00:00

You can still get a duck and a girlfriend

CerebralAbrasion · 2019-10-25T21:19:49+00:00

Also not doing things you don't want to do. Hanging out with her parents, being her mule at the mall, getting your floor redone because it's "ugly" even though you never noticed, working 10+ hours of overtime a week because you need the money because she keeps wasting it, etc.

mjr_awesome · 2019-10-25T21:59:58+00:00

Next, "I didn't know that you couldn't toilet train a duck. There's duck shit everywhere".

Then, "Guess what's for dinner..."

IceHistory0 · 2019-10-25T22:15:43+00:00

Ducks? Well at least it's not a dog.

malte-gustav_towski · 2019-10-25T23:00:55+00:00

when it comes to ducks i only trust james:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5d8pVg3Qtg

Malactha · 2019-10-25T23:18:20+00:00

We have pet ducks. Very entertaining pets.

_sab · 2019-10-25T23:30:08+00:00

This post makes me so happy.

Mr_M0t0m0 · 2019-10-25T23:48:27+00:00

You better believe that duck will treat him better than any femanoid would.

SnuffyElephant · 2019-10-26T03:07:05+00:00

So cute

Nagamagi · 2019-10-26T05:27:24+00:00

“Hey you want to see some d*ck pics?”
“Ok”
“... quack”
“What da duck!?”

realChebz · 2019-10-26T06:54:45+00:00

man I want a cat... but I move around a lot and travel, don't want to leave the poor thing locked up for a week :(

Title	It really do be like that being a single man. Doing whatever the fuck you want.
Author	TheTastelessBatman
Upvotes	952
Comments	53
Date	October 25, 2019 10:55 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/dmvrae/it_really_do_be_like_that_being_a_single_man/
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