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[–]Counterpunch_My_Ass102 points103 points104 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
One dollar for every time they had sex during their marriage.
[–]StreetShame23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They must be on their deathbed
[–]Counterpunch_My_Ass16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's simple. She knows she's about to be treated just like she treated him.
[–]nate112332[🍰] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's still unrealistic
[–]Counterpunch_My_Ass7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]tommygavin26582 points83 points84 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Here’s $6. Don’t stay in touch
[–]stoicbotanist36 points37 points38 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'll give you $12 to fuck off for good"
[–]KneeDeepThought36 points37 points38 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was with you up until the "stay in touch."
[–]RaspyKnuckles6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, she ain’t going away that cheap. If you live in CA and you’ve been married for 10 or more years, you’ll be paying alimony for life. And to add insult to injury, likely her attorney’s fees as well.
[–]TigPlaze7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]MiddleAgedMGTOW7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would replace “stay in touch” with “have a nice life” or “don’t spend it all in one place”
[–]Content_Not_History7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's fucked up that someone can take half your shit that you did yourself.. just because they are married to you. So stupid.
[–]Jesse_James975 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You must be new here if you still get surprised by what women can be capable of doing to you
[–]ChiTownBob5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here's $6, have a nice life.
[–]TitanonymousRex5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"do I if"
[–]RussianSociopath5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Boomer humor
[–]bamabeatsny2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There isn't a woman on earth that would be that forthcoming with that kind of question.
[–]WheresHarveyDent2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I do if won
[–]Bongstar4201 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Crap. I'd tell her I don't associate with prostitutes and send her on her way with nothing. It is 2020. Women can take care of them selves. All I need to do is supply orgasms.
[–]throwmehard121214141 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
should have ended at "great" , not given her anything, and made her pay her own coffee
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