1: stop eating so fucking much. Contrary to what you believe eating under 1500k calories a day is not starving yourself. You will build muscle and lose fat while saving money.

  1. Women are evil: ALL of them. I like a girl from work. I am sexually attracted to her. Why? I do not know. She is younger than me. Her boyfriend has cancer ( that she lives with) and she is fucking the food runner that she claims is only a friend. She seduces me and I fall for it every time. DO NOT DO THIS. The more you can put women out of your life. The better. Do not even acknowledge them. IF you want to attract women. Treat them like shit. Sadly this is the only way. They love it. They eat it up.

  2. Build your body and career. Be the buffest, strongest motherfucker you can be and I promise you. You will never have to worry about sex. If you can visibly show your abs every girl will be on your dick. Yet do not ever pursue sex. Pursue money. Build a empire. Invent something. Help mankind and I promise you. You will never go without sex.

*Sorry. I'm really fucked up right now but still I want to tell the people my real thoughts before I forget. These are my deep subconscious thoughts and I promise you gentlemen if you live by this you will never be unhappy.