Level 99 simp

micelli_illuminatti · 2020-06-06T03:35:14+00:00

Strap-ons. She wears them. He gets them. Her holes are filled by Chad, Dick, Bill, Tyrone, and six other dudes the pretty princess doesn't know about.

And yes, he's on the pill.

Allanlemos · 2020-06-06T04:40:22+00:00

Men in 1939: "I'm going to defend my country and our freedom even if I have to give my life for it."

Men in 2020: "I love when my girlfriend calls me 'princess',it's so cute that makes me want to sit down to pee."

negressnig · 2020-06-06T03:39:52+00:00

What the fuck happened to men?

(Rhetorical question, single motherhood and Jewish media control)

anonymous578033 · 2020-06-06T03:31:59+00:00

Dude is soon going to enter a world of pain LOL

micelli_illuminatti · 2020-06-06T05:10:53+00:00

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EnvironmentalRest4 · 2020-06-06T04:46:44+00:00

Does this guy wear a dress too?

avsky11 · 2020-06-06T05:23:18+00:00

Imagine calling your girlfriend "my big strong man". Shit is weird nowadays.

DangZagnut · 2020-06-06T04:02:27+00:00

This is what it has come to.

Hey_Paul_Aaaaaaahh · 2020-06-06T05:32:07+00:00

Aww, how cute. I'm sure he's really good at braiding her hair, gossiping, knows how to apply makeup correctly and cries like a schoolgirl when he and her friends watch gossip girl and sex & the city...

As she is getting plowed by someone who's still got his balls.

lordmegatron01 · 2020-06-06T04:52:53+00:00

Has anyone in the comments seen anything that would supass this amount of simpness?

2020-06-06T05:18:26+00:00

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HorribleLife26 · 2020-06-06T05:37:21+00:00

Lol that relationship wont last long if it's even real

Aakash050 · 2020-06-06T07:33:35+00:00

Error404: Testosterone NOT Found

He has completely forgotten what it is like to be a man, now he's just a androgynous thing.

Super_Duper_Cooper · 2020-06-06T05:24:03+00:00

This bitch is the simp master. When I say bitch, he probably will like that too. Probably makes him feel just as “giddy” as princess.

fcukthegov · 2020-06-06T05:25:06+00:00

I am sure she then asks him to bend over and fucks him in the Vagina with the Mandingo size dick she has.

WASD-ESL · 2020-06-06T05:57:51+00:00

Here I thought the original comment section was going to a complete roast session

intelligence_skills · 2020-06-06T06:01:58+00:00

Princess Tingles over here is special.

Aakash050 · 2020-06-06T07:34:57+00:00

It's not this scrawny sensitive soyboy that she fucks at night.

TheTastelessBatman · 2020-06-06T11:09:59+00:00

Fucking soyboy

lord_ishaq · 2020-06-06T11:57:30+00:00

Lmfao, if he's not a troll the guy needs an intervention.

geocorb · 2020-06-06T13:58:50+00:00

You might be a cuck if....

2020-06-06T07:40:51+00:00

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McTavishSoap · 2020-06-06T08:01:37+00:00

Imma comment fucking simp under that post

_sadboyloko · 2020-06-06T12:46:14+00:00

The comments in that thread saying he's masculine for that. Oh my. 😔😂

2020-06-06T13:01:49+00:00

What the fuck

EmceeHammer1 · 2020-06-06T13:18:40+00:00

What in the fuck?

michaelfowler · 2020-06-06T13:39:02+00:00

Same guy, “i know its not te most masculine thing but i just love it when she puts the strapon, makes me feel like sleeping beauty”

Fucking christ

2020-06-06T13:49:44+00:00

I was a very young man once, too. Remember, Reddit is FILLED with children.

stoopididoit · 2020-06-06T14:43:26+00:00

This was not written by a man.

DeathtotheCavalry · 2020-06-06T14:51:45+00:00

Level 90 Simp

Level 10 Gay

BredGek · 2020-06-06T16:49:31+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MEN

Kentaro009 · 2020-06-06T18:30:31+00:00

This is what it is to be a simp and go BEYOND!

MrVinnieVegas · 2020-06-06T22:12:29+00:00

She doesn't refer to the guy that rearranges her guts as her "pretty princess."

In fact, that guy probably calls the boyfriend her pretty princess. That's how it started.

Prototype_Grendel · 2020-06-07T00:20:56+00:00

Imagine being so starved for validation that a pet name that emasculates you feels good to be called.

themenacehimself · 2020-06-07T02:46:38+00:00

The best part is that girls are calling him Queen in the comment section.

Title	Level 99 simp
Author	grizz07
Upvotes	261
Comments	52
Date	June 6, 2020 3:30 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/gxjig3/level_99_simp/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/level-99-simp.671173 https://theredarchive.com/post/671173

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