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[–]Global_MGTOW87 points88 points89 points 8 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
I called the number, a woman who sounded like she was using the mic smokers use on their throat answered. She said if I want to have a good time, it's going to be about tree fiddy.
[–]MGMOWNow197828 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
And then what happened?
[–]Global_MGTOW53 points54 points55 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
[–]MGMOWNow197816 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
:- o From... From the water in the bathroom???
[–]Global_MGTOW19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS_zE0DTWIU
[–]MGMOWNow19788 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haaahaha was not expecting, left happy.
[–]Eidolon34365 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice setup. Full points.
[–]Dark_Lord_A3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it's 3.50, it must be trash and I'd rather use my hand. If it's $350, that bitch is lying and it's better to use your hand.
[–]PessimisticMushroom5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Godamn lockness monster
[–]SerialMansplainer2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I gave him a dolla
[–]FarTooLong21 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
comes out of the water
Emerges from the deep
[–]EMikaelson2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
And then it made this noise!
What did it sound like?!
-unearthly noises-
But then, I got a little bit closer... And I realized... It WAS SPEAKING HUMAN LANGUAGE!
...
Edit: After I posted this I realized you weren't referring to what I thought you were.
Ain dun nuffin boss
[–]MomoYaseen1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahhaa
[–]KushKenobi65 points66 points67 points 8 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
And this here gentlemen, is why openness is the biggest personality trait to success.
[–]Itisforsexy17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A lot of this world depends on hard work, ingenuity, but that other component of interpersonal connections, it matters a lot too. "Networking".
I'd rather fight a dragon tbh.
[–]newMGTOW4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
true, give me a problem to solve and some money commensurate to the problem complexity and we can all be happy.
Networking is cancer
[–]FarTooLong23 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But...but the male after-work bar culture is holding us wimmin back. We don't get to network like they do. We're excluded. It's not fair.
[–]SlightlyCyborg0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its not though... Contientiousness is required. It is contientiousness + opennees which correlates with IQ.
Trust me, I made http://search.jordanbpeterson.com because I wanted to search stuff like that.
Openness without contientiousness causes extreme liberal weirdness.
[–]MenGoingTOWin36 points37 points38 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
hahahahahaha
I bet the majority of "For a good time, call XXX-YYY-ZZZZ" numbers are young dudes, put there by other dudes as a prank. So this would actually be a likely scenario.
[–]FarTooLong210 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You have to keep calling those numbers. Eventually, you get your dick sucked, or at least your lawn mown.
[–]BornForThisTime 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most are men leaving their ex-girlfriend’s number on a wall so creeps will call her.
[–]mgtowliberdade13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny one, but real ones is always gay sex, only call if you are into that.
[–]mikemilligankcmafia 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm gonna start calling! Lol
[+][deleted] 8 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Ah man, this isn't even the original. The original has the rough looking guy say 'Did you know you're the first person to call?' This edit didn't even improve on the original!
[–]LimousineLibtard4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah that version is better
[–]MGTOWforLife1224 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a fellow MGTOWer, I approve this comic and demand for full story board
[–]DarthSchadenfreude5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck yeah! Haven't done that yet.... have done parasailing, and eventually skydiving.
[–]rockorbe20023 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dunno why, but that's one bathroom scene in Dumb and Dumber where Jim Carrey is about to get raped came to mind.
[–]NiceIce3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now that is a truly epic time.
[–]Israfelll2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
867-5309!!! For a good time...for a good time call!
[–]TigPlaze-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHAHAHAHA. Cool.
[–]Uruke-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For a good time
(XXX) 405-2948
[–]BadEgg1951-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Global_MGTOW19 points20 points21 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]MGMOWNow19788 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Eidolon34365 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Dark_Lord_A3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]PessimisticMushroom5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SerialMansplainer2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FarTooLong21 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]EMikaelson2 points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]FarTooLong21 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MomoYaseen1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]KushKenobi65 points66 points67 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]Itisforsexy17 points18 points19 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]newMGTOW4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FarTooLong23 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]MenGoingTOWin36 points37 points38 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]FarTooLong210 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BornForThisTime 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mgtowliberdade13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mikemilligankcmafia 11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Ah man, this isn't even the original. The original has the rough looking guy say 'Did you know you're the first person to call?' This edit didn't even improve on the original!
[–]LimousineLibtard4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MGTOWforLife1224 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DarthSchadenfreude5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]rockorbe20023 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]NiceIce3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Israfelll2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TigPlaze-1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Uruke-1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BadEgg1951-1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link