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[–]1v1crown32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It's not "like" that... it IS that.
[–]renegatta 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is bloody that.
[–]rockorbe20022 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Pretty much. Another reason to avoid tourist traps. Dumb beta dads, bitchy moms, horny teen daughters, and rowdy teen sons.
[–]1v1crown0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait... horny teen daughters..? hmmmmmmm
[–]Gracket_Material19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Taking swim suit puctures to post on social media to find new dick on the vacation you paid for
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link
"Married" and "holiday" are mutually exclusive terms. It's her holiday. He's the bank and chauffeur, while she points and chooses at what she wants.
[–]NoThirst16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
...tbh half of my married couple friends take separate vacations. One couple...every year he goes fishing...she goes clubbing in Cancun with the girls. He brings home salmon...god knows what she brings home.
[–]t353tfb5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Crabs
[–]Raygar214 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Herpes.
[–]underrated_kawasaki6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He might even get cucked when the bitch fucks a local...
[–]Raygar212 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aka vacation sherpa.
[–]tramese9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never talk about fight club.
[–]swapnilsathe12 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha. Pretty accurate.
[–]spaceraverdk2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You don't even need to go on a holiday trip..
[+][deleted] 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]chrishagins 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she goes to Cancun she's getting dicked down seven ways to Sunday.
[–]rockorbe20021 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Herself in a body bag because she drank herself to death. Of course if she's a white woman it was because someone slipped her a roofie, or it was adulterated liquor. Or at least that's what the media will say
[–]NoThirst0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A lot of partying tourists blame poisonous tequila for their alcohol poisoning...couldn't have a thing to do with those 13 margaritas they ordered.
[–]TGWWHOW1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
do you guys remember the time when vacations where vacations instead of bullshit? me neither.
ever since I went my own way, I managed to actually have vacations and they were so fucking perfect.
[–]Ketsa2 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Best part of the year in my city is when they're all away for vacation over the summer.
For almost 2 months we can breathe, at least half people left the city, traffic is fluid, pollution is way down, parking spots available everywhere...
Then they come back and I can go travel for half the price.
[–]MesaBoogeyMan0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly!
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"Married" and "holiday" are mutually exclusive terms. It's her holiday. He's the bank and chauffeur, while she points and chooses at what she wants.
[–]NoThirst16 points17 points18 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]t353tfb5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Raygar214 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]chrishagins 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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