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[–]IronLyon7735 points36 points37 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
She won't settle for less than Chad.
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He better be over six feet tall too you shitlord!
[–]Adiaphoron3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And make 100k a year
[–]GroovySarsaparilla31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Who pays these people to live? They can't honestly work enough to be able to afford this type of lifestyle.
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[–]SteveLorde-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hello, GoFundMe.
[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hello, women are net tax receivers.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
It's got to be genetics, after all she drinks diet coke.
[–]nomorekush2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ROFL @ the irony of diet soda.
[–]AmbulanceDriver313 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That panic button around her neck makes my back hurt from here...
[–]IronLyon7710 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man the harpoons ye maties! Thar she blows!
[–]wvchilling8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She keeps twinkies in the folds between her tits and tummy
[–]bigdaddypimpilicious8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This was the most reposted pic on fatpeoplehate back in the day.
[–]Mygtow4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The worlds first female sumo wrestler........?
[–]realChebz7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
sumo wrestlers are fucking strong, she's just fat as fuck without the strength part
[–]Farhandlir6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, people laugh at sumo wrestlers but they work out several hours a day lifting and pushing and pulling much heavier loads than other athletes, they have huge muscles under the fat, they gonna kick your ass with no effort.
[–]cobaltcolander3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's true, but the heavy and get some problems with knees during their careers.
HOWEVER.... no diabetes and no cardiovascular diseases. They are walking miracles. Until you discover that their diet is rich in proteins. They do eat carbs, a lot, but they burn more than enough of them with exercise.
[–]Nkazio2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Fat Sumos accumulate is also different from the fat a lazy fuck gathers. They did some documentary recently on Sumos where it turns out the majority of their fat is surface fat, which is different from visceral fat (fat you gather around your organs). They have strict eating plans which most people don't realize. They don't just eat 24/7, their meals are timed, and they actually focus on sleeping patterns that promote the growth of subcutaneous fat only.
The life threatening, damaging fat is visceral fat. It fucks you up something fierce. Subcutaneous fat isn't ideal but far less 'dangerous' then visceral.
[–]laptopdragon2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
idiot doesn't even know that the door can be opened from either side. Probably the most work she does all day is to grab 2 at a time.
This is the type of person who is on welfare, and that is what they spend the $ on.
[–]herpderpfeynman2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Diet Cokes tho
[–]FlexyPirate2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Diet coke won't help if you're also drinking and eating other sugars 😂😂😂
[–]stormaster2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The source of the Great Landwhale's power.
[–]SassyMouff1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love the memes and jokes this sub has been posting lately. Really lightens the mood while upholding core beliefs and values.
[–]ConstantChinner0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
Bending over like that is her exercise. Would bang if could find cunt.
[–]deadBeefCafe20145 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot.
[–]Cyprian_0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sounds as if someone has some experience ;) neat trick there.
[–]deadBeefCafe20141 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can probably bake with the yeast, too.
[–]I-am-the-lul2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Would bang if could find cunt.
Really??? No man should ever be that thirsty.
[–]ConstantChinner2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Of course. It was just a lame joke haha
[–]Cyprian_1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just pick a fold, and fuck it. The folds in her skin are all wet anyways.
[–]cobaltcolander0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
That fridge is proof that diabetes makes you thirsty. Of course, she should drink just water, if she had any sense in her head.
[–]CameronSins0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
water is for showering wtf
[–]Cyprian_0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Seriously, she could squeeze some lemon, grapefruit, etc.
[–]cobaltcolander1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Believe me, plain water would be better for her.
[–]cobaltcolander0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"A man who isn't 6'4"+ and single digit body fat % isn't a real man" :P
just big bones dont hate guyz
[–]kyledontcare0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good gravy was this on purpose or for satire?
[–]-Numbers-0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Somewhere...someplace...there's at least 100 soulless thirsty simps swiping right for her.
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It's got to be genetics, after all she drinks diet coke.
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[–]AmbulanceDriver313 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]IronLyon7710 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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