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[–]Whiskeybandit67 66 points67 points68 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am glad she won't settle. Lol
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey30 points31 points32 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep, we're safe.
[–]kanukistan45 points46 points47 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why play hard to get when you're hard to want?
[–]Tyler7892286 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nice one :-)
[–]kanukistan1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can't take credit for it, another redditor said it on another post, but DAMN that's a good line.
[+]rahl_r 9 years ago [recovered] (8 children) | Copy Link
8 inches? That is a lot of dick. Acc. to this dick size percentile calculator, about 99% of men don't measure up to that.
Another thought: from the perspective of statistical probability, how many dicks did she have to go through to get to those 8"?
[–]Paladin290324 points25 points26 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Completely factual and true. However, you've got to remember, you're dealing with an emotional, irrational, delusional, low IQ woman. Facts and logic don't even have a place in their adolescent brains.
[–]PipBoyTInkerer6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All that plus desperate cucks on Tindr inflated even this beast's ego to the moon
[–]CheesyFedora 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
low IQ Woman
low IQ
Woman
That's just redundant.
[–]General_Fear12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She probably uses a 10" dildo and can't be satisfied with anything less.
This is why women should not be firefighters. Because of handling those large hoses all day long there is nothing a man can wipe out that will impress her.
[–]chtrchtr_pussyeater5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Based on that face, a 10" sub with extra cheese.
[–]I-am-the-lul9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are 63360 inches in a mile and you can be sure her clunge has a lot of mileage on it.
[–]JeffersonSales2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless she is a fucking mare, she doesn't even have a cunt deep enough to accomodate such a big dong. It's just bullshit.
[–]L-C_27 points28 points29 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She looks like she smells.
[–]SaxonPimp10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bad.
[–]L-C_7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's extremely ugly also.
[–]Arzu1982 19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No...just No..
[–]palaceposy670621 points22 points23 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Not settling" - love that part. Hear stuff like that pretty often from 20-something women girls.
I guess this is why women in their 30's and beyond are so miserable. No-one could meet their ridiculous demands and they had to "settle" (oh boo fuckin' hoo) to satisfy their baby rabies.
[–]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Not only did they have ridiculous demands, she can't even name what she'd even have to offer.
[–]comptejete11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/choosingbeggars
[–]LynxLogix9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want to believe this is a joke, but from the shit I've heard women say, I doubt it.
[–]Benny7577 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No. WE are not settling.
[–]Zombocom19116 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No deal. Add more demands though and maybe they will be attracted like flies on shit.
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[–]throwawaymicron[S] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But that's sexist.
[–]feedmecarrots3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now, that is hypergamy! I think that the sexual marketplace is broken .
[–]Jcart1053 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Unfriendly black hottie. Cat lover. Hennessy advocate. Starbucks enthusiast."
Lol.
[–]SnapshillBot2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]s0ma_ 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
NEVER. SETTLE! [its all clear men!]
[–]Project312 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahaha! Damn that was a good one.
[–]BooDoug1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
http://i.imgur.com/XZJSgPg.gif
[–]Wraith29 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that reply though. classic
[–]Spungo1 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is up with her lips?
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[–]Whiskeybandit67 66 points67 points68 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey30 points31 points32 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]kanukistan45 points46 points47 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]Tyler7892286 points7 points8 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[+]rahl_r [recovered] (8 children) | Copy Link
8 inches? That is a lot of dick. Acc. to this dick size percentile calculator, about 99% of men don't measure up to that.
Another thought: from the perspective of statistical probability, how many dicks did she have to go through to get to those 8"?
[–]Paladin290324 points25 points26 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]PipBoyTInkerer6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CheesyFedora 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]General_Fear12 points13 points14 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]chtrchtr_pussyeater5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]I-am-the-lul9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]JeffersonSales2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]L-C_27 points28 points29 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]SaxonPimp10 points11 points12 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]L-C_7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Arzu1982 19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]palaceposy670621 points22 points23 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]comptejete11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LynxLogix9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Benny7577 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Zombocom19116 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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