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[–]Slaide161 points162 points163 points 8 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link
The best gift you could give to a woman: show the entire she's a cheating whore with no possible way she can deny it. As we all know, women have ZERO accountability--so try to imagine a situation where they CANNOT deny any accusation. Oh, I am sure she still spewed bullshit to justify herself, but a little hard to claim she didn't cheat.
[–]justiceavenger58 points59 points60 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
She was under mind control by aliens, duh lol.
[–]Jerkboy13 52 points53 points54 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You're not even going to fight for me?!?!
[–]Kennen1Trick22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Help this guy just broke in and is raping me!
[–]JimmyPellen10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it would not surprise me if that was her defense.
[–]PrinceFrankie 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ex told me that one on Valentine's Day last year. Said "Nope," hoping she wouldn't check my phone for side-hoes messages.
Then in early March she went back to "Please never leave me babe, I don't want anyone else", presumably after I was about to put 5 Grand down on their shit car.
Ended up getting my own Camaro after I left lmao
[–]Gobc58 points59 points60 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know what demonstrates the fact? The way her reaction was to start crying and shout "how could you!?". Immediately played the victim. Tried to blame him for being caught. Responsibility is female kryptonite.
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[–]Itisforsexy15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That justifies ending the relationship (And NOT taking half his shit in the process). It does not justify cheating.
[–]JimmyPellen2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well, she could TRY to deny it.
[–]TheArtOfTheKek 159 points160 points161 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Please be true
[–]hollybegin39 points40 points41 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That would be so nice!
[–]8017359 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do I have to log off the Internet now, since it's yours for today?
[–]DJ_BlackBeard1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Big if true!
[–]Strella10m48 points49 points50 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
there is no way this happened (like at all) but i wish it did.
[–]grewapair62 points63 points64 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The cheating likely happened. The story around it was probably dreamed up in the shower, months afterwards.
[–]Hikage-best-knaifu16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/nothingeverhappens
[–]Trek132 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love how in the movies there is always the snappy, witty comeback. Real life just doesn't work like that
for me its usually driving down the road a day later and all of a sudden the perfect come-back (or close enough) pops into my head. But in reality my "witty response" the day before was "oh... yeah....??"
usually I go with the rule "if its too good to be true it usually is".
Like this story. But this time I think I will just choose to believe it.
[–]ransay327748 points49 points50 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If this is true, and I hope it is, You made our day! I'll be in a good mood all day.
[–]Shimakaze428 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
10/10 haha.
[–]KingreX3226 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I shead a tear.
That was beautiful.
[–]0signal026 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I get the feeling that a lot of these men who got cucked actually deserved it. The men who marry former party girls, "former" sluts, drug addicts, "420 friendly" girls, vegan/SJW/feminist types.
[–]mthrowaway5223 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I get the feeling that a lot of these men who got cucked actually deserved it. The men who marry
You could have just ended it right there. No need to get specific with demographics. AWALT
[–]learn2fly775 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I suppose what he's saying is somewhat true though, AWALT is 100% but there is a spectrum of high to low. He's saying dumb guys who marry high risk girls deserve it as they should be held accountable for their actions.
[–]REDBEARD4-19-17755 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You're ignorant, AWALT even fat ugly bitches even if you get a virgin she is gonna monkey branch your ass as soon as she figures out Her Vcard gets her what she wants
[–]mesershmit1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless she never forgets first dicking.Lemme tell you a short story.My now ex was a virgin back in 2007.I was her first.I fucked her like no one.We separated because i am douchebag.She had 2 boyfriends after that,1 is a chad,other is a beta.Well guess what? I fucked her while she was with them.Now 10 years later she found a beta with loads of money.Guess what? I fuck her once every few months and she is about to get engaged with a guy.The bitch even start talks about me impregnating her.Thats the point im reviewing right now.
[–]fuu999 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Life is beautiful again :D
[–]Men_In_Mgtow3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep!
[–]Alocaco17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I then turned to her parents, siblings, and friends, with a smile on my face and while pointing to my wife and yell "The Aristocrats!"
[–]TheOldEskimo1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Wow, that was amazing. I don't remember that scene from South Park.
[–]Alocaco4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The scene was made for a documentary called The Aristocrats, which has pretty much every yup shelf comedian at the time telling their version of that joke.
The most disgusting version was told by Bob Saget, the dad from Full House.
Trey Parker decided to animate it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats?wprov=sfla1
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The Aristocrats
"The Aristocrats" (also called "The Debonaires" or "The Sophisticates" in some tellings) is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians since the vaudeville era. The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. It received publicity when it was used by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner in September 2001.
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[–]TheOldEskimo8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If only this were true.
Regrettably, usually they get away with it -- particularly women. I shudder to think how many never find out their spouse cheated.
I only found out because (though it should've been obvious were I not blind, trusting, and naive at the time) after the fact -- after they left for their new man -- they told me.
As much as I wish I could get sweet revenge like this, in real life, most of the time you just screwed without any power to get back. It's part of why they do it in the first place -- they know they can get away with it so why not have their cake and eat it too?
[–]Oz70NYC5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If true...this is fucking epic. If fictitious, serves as a damn good blueprint for a way to out a cheating wife. Either way...a good read.
[–]Itisforsexy4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is the only way to hurt a woman (short of violence which I do not advocate). Attack her social standing. She has no loyalty or sense of honor. No guilt over destroying her family. She probably would have divorced you herself instead, if the guy had not. And taken him for half his shit while she's fucking another guy behind his back.
But here? This is horrific for her. Her social status is ruined and there is no possible way to repair it unless she claims she was mind controlled. Pretty sure even the pussy pass isn't strong enough to pull that one off.
[–]roughback0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless she gets her family on board with it and they suspend disbelief to side with their blood rather than the guy she cheated on.
[–]JonnieCage 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/thathappened
[–]Oz70NYC3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]BirdGameCrazy2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
You're doing that too much. Wait a year and try again.
[–]PrinceFrankie 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We all piled in the elevator
I can only imagine the feeling at that moment. The inevitability of it all. Sounds like the war boats approaching Normandy. They're all in, and there's no going back.
[–]lerossignol774 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is something I would do so it's easily believable. "All war is based on deception." I love that quote from Sun Tzu because sometimes it's good to let women think they're smarter, let her get carried away, and boom goes the dynamite. That was a great story!
[–]roughback2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sounds like what NK is doing with its "failure" missile launches. "Oh look we stupid NK can only launch halfway to Cali hewhewhew"
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[–]nemosolder1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
now that's the way to do it!...please post this on the side bar for future reference.
[–]ColdStoryBro1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That was social assassination. What a champ.
[–]REDBEARD4-19-17751 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is fan fucking tastic!
[–]FreeManIsFrank1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another great example for never getting married. Thanks.
[–]manifesto181 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well played OP
[–]JimmyPellen1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she's screaming at him. wow.
[–]madwilliamflint1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...and then everybody clapped.
[–]General_Fear0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A question for divorced guys . . .
Does that evidence of a cheating wife help at all in divorce court?
[–]fuckhillaryinthebutt 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
No, most states are no default. She could gang bang 10 BBCs on video and it would make no different in the divorce financial settlement. Only thing this guy got out of this diabolical scenario was having her family morally write her off as a degenerate piece of shit. Even then, she would probably find some way to justify her actions (he wasn't giving me enough attention, etc.).
[–]JujuTroll0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, that's how you know the story is BS and told by someone who thinks reality works like it does on TV. The guy still thinks that divorce courts care about fault, when they don't. No Fault divorce means that it doesn't matter what happened, just that that assets need to be divided and kids taken care of. Which, as we know, means the woman gets tons of cash and prizes and the guy gets raped.
[–]BubbleGas 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If true, thats a hell of a coincidence. The dude should have at least bugged the bedroom to verify that she was cheating the night before, so he could suprise her in the morning.
[–]Trek130 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that was great. and no down side. If she was there by herself then it was simply a surprise birthday. Hope you or someone got it all on video on your phone or something
[–]BipolarKing140 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I fucking wish I was there....this is so epic. You channelled your anger into the most diabolical epic revenge ever.
[–]Retromind0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My dick is diamonds
[–]Reprogramming_Life0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only way it could have been better is if he would have live streamed it on facebook or wherever. lol
[–]Effortless_Grace1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
There's nothing in life quite like righteous comeuppance! I hope this is a true story!
[–]Luce_Bree1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I REALLY hope this is real.
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