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[–]switchxscript77 points78 points79 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
simp
[–]bkkpr18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Definitely, could we start calling them Sap's also? SAP = Simping After Pussy?
[–]davisyoung23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Simp is already an acronym for suckers idolizing mediocre pussy.
[–]Patricijaobjectdude4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why I dont limit the term to just beta nice guys. Alphas and red pilled dudes are also simps.
Likewise, if you're a nice guy who has trouble standing up for yourself, but you don't value pussy, by definition, you're not a simp.
[–]switchxscript9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
perfect analogy
[–]pwnzusauce46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
While Billy betabux does chores Karen is out there blowing Chad/Tyrone and asking for the managers.
[–]terminator61231 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The managers are Tyrone and chad
[–]MassiveMD32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Managing her ass
[–]usbee2tu27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LMFAO i am actually amused by how blue pilled men who think that they won the race by marrying their "dream girl" aka the girl they beta-orbited around for 20 years. Like, you are the guy that she has lost count for after college and years of "discovering" herself. Marrying a girl who is ready to "settle down" in the midst of hookup culture is like overpaying for a used underwear.
[–]0signal07 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish we could teach boys and young men out there that if she wasn't there during your time of struggle, she doesn't deserve to have you once you have succeeded. No man should have to settle down for another man's leftovers.
[–]GrisBosque29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
best part of living alone, is zero crap ration. I cook, I eat, I wash the dishes.
Why would I want to cooperate with manipulators who just keep piling stuff on men, and removing responsibility from themselves?
Cat Lady can do her own dishes...
[–]DavidLoPan134 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Or u can just get a maid. I got one a few years back. Aside from, its sort of annoying when u can’t find something cause she put it somewhere, it’s one of the best decisions I’ve made.
[–]GrisBosque2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Maybe theyll cure that cant find shit syndrome with robotic maids...
Robots are naturally repetitive and able to be programed to always do the same thing.
[–]terminator6126 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Robo waifu maid that cooks,clean and fucks
[–]GrisBosque1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
they all sound like repetitive motions to me!
Robots should be good at them!
I think we need 3D Waifus like Genies in bottles...
[–]Stahlboden1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My mom used to employ "i buy you shit/do chores so I'm basically always right on everything ever" argument way too much. Gave me a huge kick in the mgtow direction. No woman will ever gonna tell me that.
[–]GrisBosque0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah... manipulation...
I bought my kids stuff just for the fun of it. Would have never considered leveraging them except in sweet trade agreements that taught them stuff and they really liked.
Most of the time I went the extra mile for them. And in spite of being milked hard by their mother for child support etc.
And they knew I did that....
it wasnt about me. It was invariably about encouraging them.
And you are lucky you had that experience.... Alot of guys are here due to similar stuff now... problem mothers and "No Dads Allowed".
Its one of the reasons I post here. To be a good older male influence for guys who really appreciate having that.
Youre not alone man...
[–]plainnsimpleforever17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Studies have found men who help around the house more get less sex. And there he is with his stubble to show how manly he is.
[–]Ddogdamo13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I live alone in my own house.
I have a diswasher and clothes washer that take 5 minutes. An automated roomba vacuum cleaner which works well. I enjoy cooking so dont consider that a chore.
Keeping a clean and tidy house clean ajd tidy takes fuck all work.
I spend more time mowing and keeping outside tidy than i do inside.
I have a few friends who work 50 hour weeks and still do all the house work because their walking land whale wifes are lazy as fuck.
[–]binbagaccount2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I work gardening business myself and I tell you keeping the garden tidy is far more challenging than house cleaning, I done both for a job.
Cleaning is fucking easy compared to proper gardening. Most you ever need to do with cleaning is vacuum and wipe down a surface.
Gardening can be an hour if not more depending on the size, if have a huge garden them numbers go up. If have a front and back garden about 3 to 4 hours.
One garden me and farther did (family business)
1 day it took 12 hours each, because they garden was overgrown, large and had a hornets nest. So that was fun lol. And the heat was dead heat just to top it off. Trust me when I say any bitch who says she does gardening, ask her the flower bed kind of the Bush trimmings and lawn mower type. Because dam I got stacked from gardening.
[–]NewFrontiers0010 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right on
[–]DavidLoPan134 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Haha. Look at him making sure he isn’t man spreading
[–]realwinstonsmith442 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good point! He’s a billboard for cuckoldry.
[–]aureliusNietzsche4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His sexual appeal just dropped drastically to her
[–]SawsRUs3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look at those dead eyes. he can barely even fake the smile anymore
[–]SpinPlates4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God I fucking hate these dopey white couple "influencers" on Instagram.
I bet his salary is at least 50% more than hers and he pays for her lifestyle but you hear women scream about their "unpaid household labor"
[–]MassiveMD2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is this ga* sh*t
[–]sebastian08012 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
SIMP
[–]shineonucrazydimond2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want to punch this guy in the head!
[–]ajthoma52 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn, I just want to play BasketBall Shoot now
[–]lifeonlockdown2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Choreplay: just another way women charge for the “privilege “ of their company and access to her pussy.
[–]throwaway57473221 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A Chad Simp.
A Chimp
[–]isaac111171 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Helping with chores is not being a simp. Holding up a retarded cuck sign virtue signaling is.
[–]Peschkowskaja1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Depends on who pays the most bills. But yeah, if both work and she isnt an entitled princess aka "pay everything for me" than its good to split the chores
[–]Chad_Thunderfist1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His eyes look soulless and dead, as if he knows hes wrong lol
[–]DangZagnut0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Coming home and dragging her to the bedroom is called sex.
But if you’re married you just do chores.
Honey do lists are for losers, fucking her in the ass is for closers.
[–]monkeestatuE0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think hes the one with pussy in between his legs,while she rams him with big dick.
[–]chuckutim0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
GO GET FUCKED
[–]generic-affliction0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His housework is making the bed for chad
[–]newjenx0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know a dude who only does dishes when he gets a blowjob in return. Total simp.
[–]NickTesla20180 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hot spicy anal for washing the dishes. Good job.
[–]simplyrelentless0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually, that’s a form of prostitution. Going about your day and “getting some” is getting lucky.
[–]colomon9780 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Staying single and getting a housekeeper is called smart play.
[–]DrDontGivaDamn0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doing the housework yourself because you arent a fucking slob and then going out and bringing banging ass girls home to your sick property. Baning their fucking brains out then telling them to get the fuck out the next day is called MGTOW...
[–]itookyomilk0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His face is saying " Im dead inside".
And he's floodin'.
[–]trashretardcunt0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every girl gets wet when I pull out the broomstick and mop.
[–]silly_birb0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet she train bang chads at the gym for free
[–]heyneso0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Helping with housework so you can get lucky is called Cuckplay.”
[–]Trust_No_Bitches0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's just killing her attraction for him that much faster.
It's one thing of you're cohabitating and you do chores extra because you see a job that needs to get done. Like you notice the kitchen floor is dirty so you sweep AND mop it after putting the dishes away. But doing so hoping your wife will reward you with sex is going to make her HATE it and feel bored with you.
[–]delrioaudio0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make sure to ask her for your dick back after your "chore play" not that you be needing it.
[–]sidel30 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Glad cucks like this post pictures. Handy for purge day.
[–]KneeDeepThought0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Helping pay the mortgage and bills is called equality.
...not going to hold my breath for the wife to hold up that sign for a picture though.
[–]Quoju0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Choreplay - you do the chores, she goes out and plays. SIMPle.
[–]Thirtysomething20190 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably no balls either with the way he's sitting
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