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[–]Docbear6471 points72 points73 points 7 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
It never fails Open dating app 1st option : Instathot with link to snapchat 2nd option: Instathot with link to snapchat 3rd option: Instathot with link to snapchat 4th option: A 5 whose tired of games and is into traveling, hanging with her friends, and going on adventures 5th option: Landwhale whose also tired of games , " no hookups" 6th option: Jaded sarcastic unhappy bitch who sounds like a miserable human being and has a list of demands whilst complaining about fuckbois 7th 1st option : Instathot with link to snapchat
Usually after those first couple of swipes I realize.... nothing about these women sounds like they'd be a benefit to my life... and I proceed to close the app.
[–]PennsylvaniaTuxedo29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don’t forget women whose main interests are “watching Netflix and dogs”
[–]ShoehornJackson0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well thats just an integral part of every woman on that list's profile
[–]SingleAndSuccessful7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
why they use snapchat?
I never used it.
[–]Swan_in_a_Cage 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
pussy pix for the beta bux cuck.
[–]Docbear6410 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Because you can take pictures of how fun and exciting life is and then have them disappear forever, really good for cheaters too. send someone something kinky and just trust Snapchat blows it up later. I've heard those pics and videos still exist though.
[–]Swan_in_a_Cage 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is dumb tho since you can screenshot it lol
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL "tired of games" is on 75% of their profiles descriptions.
[–]ExactBrake 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yet they never realize that they made the games, or constantly show up to play them.
[–]curiousgorge35 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Depend on which part of America you live, all 7 options can just be landwhales.
[–]Docbear642 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know what I've never thought about that, I near a large Metropolitan area so we probably have more instathots than many places it could just be like a Landwhale judging competition.
[–]iManZul4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
even for blue-pilled guy out there
apps like tinder, badoo, okcupid, and shits
is kinda irrelevant
if you wanna find a fine beautiful lady
I bet she wouldn't need those apps to hook some simps or chads, right?
[–]Docbear645 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You're absolutely right, I heard someone say it once Dating apps are the used car market of women . Someone who is cute, sane , and funny is very unlikely to have to use a dating app to get a date. Maybe if that person is REALLY busy she'll resort to a dating app but It's unlikely men won't have found some way to approach or make time for her.
So basically all the dating app women are damaged goods in some way , shape , or form . They can't find someone to date them . Maybe they are too fat , maybe they are too crazy, maybe they are dull as a piece of cardboard but you can bet the woman who ONLY dates online is broken in some way shape or form.
[–]Booshank251 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like going to a club. You're admitting you aren't capable, focused, charismatic or secure enough to attract anybody day-to-day, so you've all decided to come to the market where all the damaged goods are traded under impaired judgement. Your presence is an admission of failure.
[–]elementalwalruss2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't really understand how they can say they're tired of fuckboyz or want commitment, when they go for fuckboyz who don't commit.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link
Yup. Never go back to the plantation.
[–]Sir_manalot13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Not even if she only nags you five times a week and provides sex twice a year? /S
Actually...not even sarcasm. Dating is that bad.
[–]PathToTheLight10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The nagging is fucking unbearable
[–]13GOLGO13 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The worst thing by far. It truly devours the soul.
[–]PathToTheLight2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Enough to turn me off from LTR's for life. To many relationship's gone to shit because of it, it gets to your soul
[–]BonelessSkinless0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The nagging and the no sex. If there was consistent ample sex I could take the nagging. But the nagging AND no sex? Gtfo.
[–]2MetresAbove 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never went there in the first place, and judging how my fellas' lives are ruined because of divorces, alimonies, child supports, breakups after 4, 5, and hell, even 11 years, I dare say it is worth it.
[–]feoen5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I've never used a dating app so no idea wrt that. But my last relationship of a year, this pic captures it perfectly.
Once you are aware of AWALT, you see it everywhere.
[–]rebuildingMyself8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've never used a dating app
I've never seen the use for one because if a girl is using the app she's not my type (my type probably went extinct decades ago)
[–]FlameofOsiris4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Something that urks me is the fact they censor fuck, come on now. Is literally anybody going to see the asterisk and not know the word? Come on now.
Also, great comic
[–]thecorgisleeps1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn't even notice the asterisk was there until i saw you comment
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Happened recently to me, but didn't have the motivation to even open the door. Guess I'm getting too old, to easily annoyed, no matter how easy it would be to undress or get a blowjob from someone without even having kissed her. I guess Paul Proteus had a point in his video "is not as entertaining as it used to be". When there is no intimacy from someone you think you deserve to care about, it eventually become more of the same boring shit.
[–]Sephenon3 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
It needs to show him walking to the door that says use them like they try to use you.
[–]DarthSchadenfreude1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They say no hookups and yet I still managed to get hookups, LOL.
THOTs
[–]ConsumingImpulse1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, 2018. I want to find whoever invented tinder and stab them in the throat.
[–]rebuildingMyself0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was a good day for him: he didn't get #MeToo'ed
[–]thecorgisleeps0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"The worst she can do is say no, theres. Nothing to lose" i heard that way too much in dating
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
YUP
[–]Futureman9991 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
How many times I been through this cycle? Oh yeah, a lot.
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[–]elementalwalruss2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+][deleted] [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link
Yup. Never go back to the plantation.
[–]Sir_manalot13 points14 points15 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]PathToTheLight10 points11 points12 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]13GOLGO13 6 points7 points8 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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