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[–][deleted] 79 points80 points81 points 8 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjeT-0D1XmGNhJeV2GvPK8A/videos
This man, who I think is in his late 60s or 70s, lives with two beautiful women in their 20s. Some allege he isn't fucking them at all but who cares?!
He's only renting a $400 - $700 studio and the women live with him in the small room. No western woman would ever agree to that lifestyle arrangement.
Would you rather be with a 70+ year old woman (who is too dry for sex) or two 23 year old women?! Even if the young women don't put out? It's like trying to decide between drinking water from a cholera infested lake or drinking some Coca Cola.
[–][deleted] 48 points49 points50 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
This guy makes living above age 45 look appealing.
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
AFAIK Thailand has a special "retirement visa" that makes it possible for guys like him to live full time in Thailand.
Meanwhile as a non-Grandpa fart I don't see how I can get a residency visa in a country like Thailand. It's easier for me to live in the Middle East.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You just have to have enough money to apply for a retirement visa. And sometimes it's not all that much money that's required.
[–]the_unseen_one1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck me, minimum age is fifty? Damnit.
[–]Loud_Establishment1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thailand is bit tricky for long stay these days if not old enough for retirement visa, but Vietnam (booming) Cambodia (growing) and Philippines (easy girls/shit food) all offer easy to get 1 year "business visas" that are easily renewable.
Why stay in one place? Do 3 months Thailand/3 Months Viet etc...
[–]DangZagnut2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Vietnam, good choice, strangely, one of the lesser anti-American asian countries out there. And you can bounce between several countries "tourist style".
It used to be an easier method back in the day, but it's harder now. You get a lot of jackasses over staying their visas and getting screwed. That became a big problem in the /r/digitalnomad community.
[–]thotless_rat_bastard0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Elite visa
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[–]Obio11 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You lost me at the end there.
[–]acjj199055 points56 points57 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
He'll give them the ol Thailand sausage meal, a delicacy for the downtrodden natives.
[–]boy_named_su27 points28 points29 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Au crème
[–]somuchluv2give12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Creme fraiche
[–]siege3426 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://imgur.com/EU1oT16
[–]hollybegin41 points42 points43 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I've been around Thailand a few times, for extended periods and indeed, in the picture, it seems like a hell of a deal but the reality can be infinitely less pleasant imo. First of all, it seems they're incapable of keeping their mouths shut, second they tend to forget they are working for you after a while (if you decide to take this kind of options) and start acting like bitchy entitled GFs. It's clear and fair to say you're nothing but a walking ATM machine and they are very efficient when it comes to help you spending your cash. I've been lucky in this country and aside from an incident with a not-so-honest cab driver, nothing really wrong never happened to me, probably because I've been cautious but mainly because I've been lucky enough to be properly coached from the very beginning.
My suggestions: take a day-to-day renting contract, one at the time and only after due diligence in the shopping process. Do not bring expensive watches or jewelleries with you, don't flash money around, keep your valuables in the hotel's safe. If you have to withdraw money, DO NOT GO WITH THEM like this guy. Smile, behave, keep your drink/beer with you at all times, be discreet but firm, do not forget the AWALT principle and have a good time.
[–]cobaltcolander15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It's clear and fair to say you're nothing but a walking ATM machine
So, exactly like in a Western relationship?
[–]LegitimateApricot411 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same, but cheaper
[–]hollybegin2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly!
Unfortunately, yes!
[–]thotless_rat_bastard2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You left out, do not, under any circumstances, get into a fight with the locals!
[–]Loud_Establishment0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
💯- 99/100 it's over a small amount of money they are ripping you off for. Just pay it and walk off....happens rarely anyway, if you are street smart
It happens for many reasons like they just do not like foreigners, losing face, scams. I speak the language and lived there for many years.
[–]Loud_Establishment1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
And they have those "nails on a blackboard" fishwife voices. Instant erection killers.
Understand you are just a walking ATM is actually the smartest option.
It's the guys who think the 18 year old Issan, pug-nosed, lithe, perky-titted slut with retardation levels of IQ (80 and lower) who sucking your old white knob is doing it for luuuuuurve.
Those are the guys who end up toe-tagged in a morgue or standing alone and penniless in their underkaks down some dusty backroad in Bumfucksville, Udon Thani wondering "How did it all go wrong? She seemed so sweet when I met her."
Lived in Asia 22 years , seen it, done it, fucked it all. Heard every horror story - and the worse thing is...
...even if you think you are immune, there's always one little sweet natured, cute, attentive waifu just waiting for you to fuck up and fall for her.
[–]JohnOrange211227 points28 points29 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't have a problem with this because undoubtedly he gets something in return. His sex-per-dollar ratio is still far higher than the typical American married guy.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
At least he’s getting some nice pussy for that dollar
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bussy*
[–]rustybrainlet4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*Penissy
[–]mrscene312 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I think they forgot to put quotes around girls lol
[–]ClonedLiger11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They don't call it BangCocks for nothing.
Or fuckit. (Phuket)
[–]zmitserkoskinen11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Such a kind man!
[–]PitBullFan12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, they DO look kinda hungry.
[–]megadog13248 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LUL
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[–]M26PershingTank6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stay away from Bangkok.
[–]jaskano3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, they'll probably buy food with the money, looks like they are about to earn it first though.
[–]LifeBeforeInternet4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only meat these girls are starving for is Chad's veiny cock
[–]JayJayEcks1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're going to get their bellies filled up on creme de la mann, soon after.
[–]maggot_brain792 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I aspire one day to be a philanthropist just like him. God speed, sir. God speed.
[–]CursingWhileNursing2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not even sure those are girls...
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
120 baht ladyboys.
In your dreams! Do not even think about fucking with them. You'll be lucky if they don't play you like a fool, and get away with it.
[–]kayfab1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They should rename this white knights blue pill from around the world....
True love waits.
[–]Membrudo0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Of course, true love comes in the form of a nice cock-ride and blowjob.
[–]BananaWilly1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Love you long time. $50. Each.
[–]agree-with-you1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love you both
[–]agree-with-you0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]delrio990 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For both
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"girls"
[–]SFM_20460 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is he being robbed?
[–]lipidsly0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wtf is wrong with his arm?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL what a picture. they even could not wait that he moves a few steps from a cash dispenser
[–]LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't go to the ATM with the whores. They could spy your pin or something. Otherwise, looking good
Those scrawny little girls are hookers and he is paying for their services.
What a noble man, you see not every hero is like Batman.
[–]hazmigaming0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hungry girls that use "Smartphone".
[–]ransay32770 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My hero! Saving those young ladies of the street one date at a time.
[–]fritobandito2140 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When he say's food i think it's code for a warm frothy protein shake hahahaha !!!!
[–]UnKnownSurviving0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, they have iPhones and they're starvin? That old man is being used. If he is just getting pussy, as an exchange, that's the whole different story
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