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[–]Morphs_131 points132 points133 points 6 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
An ex of mine was a mental case, one of her many diagnosed disorders was misophonia. That means her hearing me breathe would greatly annoy her.
We've had fights because I was breathing.
What an absolute horror.
[–]Diogeneplz143 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Crazy is all you need. They’re just explaining shit behavior as a disease now. It’s just shit behavior cause they’re crazy. Misophonia js bullshit
[–][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Women have a disease for every behavior. Excuses Excuses
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"It's not my fault I'm this way, it's my [FAKE MEDICAL CONDITION] that causes it!"
[–]kayfab10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women are disease hahahah
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I was on my period when I went ballistic on you yesterday".
(But I'm not going to tell you I am on the rag and assuming I am is sexist. So there's no way for you to be prepared! Teehee!)
[–]Diogeneplz10 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Blue pill psych dude: “There must be a logical mental disorder causing this behavior in women and manginas!” Definitely not just a side effect of their poor mental heath due to a shit personality and lifestyle choices
[–]hatchetman0912 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So she was on the verge of killing your ass🤣😂
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A diagnosed disorder where someone breathing irritates someone else? What a fucking crank that doctor is... although I guess it's difficult to tell a patient they're a cunt to their face.
[–]everydaygreyman4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Female shrink. 100:1 odds
[–]TempPsychWarden6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The answer is simple: make her happy by not breathing. Man up!
/s
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I hate having to listen to people chew with their mouth open. It's all clumped together as misophonia.
[–]Uesugi19891 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My mom does it as well, it is so fucking irritating, I want to tear apart my ears and make them mince meat. She would get upset that we didn't want to sit with her in the table and "eat like a proper family" and my dad and brothers just ate alone in their bedrooms.
We have told her numerous times that it is annoying but her bs excuse was that she has a pain in the jaw that forces her to chew like that. Obviously at take outs and social occasions she chews like a human, not like a fucking goat
I had a roommate who I could hear chewing and slurping soup through a closed bedroom door. It's so maddening. I would put earplugs in or turn my TV all the way up to not hear it. I wanted to beat the fuck out of him on a daily basis.
It's so disgusting.
[–]MgtowAutumn1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s like the Greeks having twenty different subtypes of rhetorical questions. At some point just say the bitch is crazy instead of subdividing every crazy behavior into a separate thing. Throw lithium and Prozac at her and pray the demons leave
[–]anubhav230 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She might love smothering you if that's your thing. Jk.
And of course some simp doctor gave her the go ahead to start using that as a reason to detest you.
[–]HWGA_Gallifrey39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If someone dicks with you while you're sleeping it's tantamount to torture. Respect yourself to realize when you're in an abusive situation.
[–]SawsRUs10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you wont let me sleep, I wont let you wake up.
[–]Trollileo1231 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you wont let me sleep, i will put you to sleep.
[–]iamcouchthereforeiam30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I didn't get past the " you didn't pack the dishwasher the right way " stage
[–]LOIKDU11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well you got past a year on reddit at least, happy cake day
[–]Scorpymgtownyans2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you get past that stage, you get to "WHY didn't you pack the dishwasher the right way?"
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[–]iamcouchthereforeiam0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But we all know that its not really about the way you stacked the dishwasher
[–]warped-cuttingboard34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that above or below the ‘I had a dream that you cheated and i’m mad about it.’
[–]BobbingForBunions22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Women are naturally irritable. You can do 100 nice things for them, and piss them off if action #101 fails to meet her expectations.
The best solution is to develop an emotional blindspot to women's irritability.
[–]LOIKDU5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
emotional blindspot
It drove them totally crazy when i used to do that yea
[–]Zealous_Banana0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
emotional blindspot?
[–]Infinitewisdom198417 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmao my ex used to HATE that. I can fall asleep within 2 minutes of rolling over to my left side.
[–]joeshmo777718 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When I see an adult man say that he gets in trouble for doing shit, I wanna tell him to go home get naked and stand in front of the mirror and look if he still got his balls.
[–]LastRedshirt1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
reminds me of a video or book I watched about women forcing men to sleep on the couch as punishment - in his house. Its a "comedic trope" in the media for quite a while ...
Sounds like a prison, or like a North Korean concentration camp. It's undecided yet which one.
[–]RubixCubeDonut1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't expect modern women to reach the status of Vietnamese POW camp.
[–]Redrebel667 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mine would just rant all night so I couldn't go to sleep. Now I just sleep whenever I want and no one here to fuck with me anymore.... Or ever again.
[–]Ruffianthydog4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Last post wall Canadian washed up cc riding I dated was like that, she get mad cause I used to sleep within minutes ... yet I'm a guy that works usually 72 to 80 hours a week. #phuckthesebitches
[–]larag56783 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simon Simon Simon...
[–]Encrypted5872 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And let me guess she doesn't fall asleep fast because she wakes up mid day, does her round of selfies, goes back to sleep wakes up to 100+ likes, calls chad for a quick , then when hubby walks through the door after a hard days work she greets him saying, oh my god I never stoped all day.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would have told her "I'm unable to make it without air, but I can make it without you.".
[–]tank1911452 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Any man who gets married today is a fool
[–]getfreeeeeeedom1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've told girlfriends to go into work for me and that they'll never sleep better. They just don't do anything difficult. They stew and don't work hard and wonder why they can't fucking sleep
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex had a dozen "allergies". In her case it was the victimhood that was important. So with every step you need to be considerate. Those are poor wahmen who'd better live alone. And it took only a short time until she was alone and I guess she still is after 3 years :D
[–]DogFashion1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've seen a lot of his tweets screen shotted. Really, really funny stuff.
[–]CBD4ME20 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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