Poor simp Mario...

CursingWhileNursing · 2018-05-04T17:05:48+00:00

Elevory · 2018-05-04T17:31:22+00:00

Luigi confirmed MGTOW.

Darth_Toenail · 2018-05-04T17:14:11+00:00

"Bowser" is probably feeling pretty smug, but his hot dog barely touches the sides of that hallway after Donkey Kong's turn through it.

anidnmeno · 2018-05-04T17:45:57+00:00

Mario is the biggest cuck in video game history.

MilkMySpermCannon · 2018-05-04T22:00:31+00:00

Actually makes sense when you dig into it too. Mario is a hard working plumber that can provide, but it's not enough to satisfy Peach. Bowser is just chilling in his castle all day with his slaves (koopas) and he's strong af.

GMOWFISHING · 2018-05-04T16:37:29+00:00

LMAO!

MiguelGx · 2018-05-04T21:10:25+00:00

If she breathes... she's a THOT!

hazmigaming · 2018-05-05T05:20:31+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ404Ge6TFg

this says it all.

WhistlingAlong · 2018-05-05T02:49:42+00:00

Dude. Post this shit on switch reddit or to a Nintendo fanboy and watch the shit storm.

RK21001 · 2018-05-04T21:56:14+00:00

That is fucking terrific.

kayfab · 2018-05-05T01:31:18+00:00

Yeah Mario is a total simp hahahaha

Ultimat4 · 2018-05-05T03:50:56+00:00

Poor Chad has to dress up like a monster just to get

6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 · 2018-05-05T08:59:46+00:00

Every comment in here is high quality.

toolazytoregisterlol · 2018-05-05T01:01:58+00:00

lol. I have that exact picture saved to my computer. I was gonna post it here but never got around to it.

Title	Poor simp Mario...
Author	turdwrangler44
Upvotes	577
Comments	36
Date	May 4, 2018 3:48 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8h08wl/poor_simp_mario/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/poor-simp-mario.561418 https://theredarchive.com/post/561418

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