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[–]anongogogo71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
6 bullets in. There's no escaping cuck laws once you sign up for death.
[–]mr_c9736 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Any man that gets married in 2020 is automatically cucking himself. There's no other way around it.
[–]tony967[🍰] 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was thinking the same thing, you need add a few more bullets in that revolver.
[–]TXJohn837 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No, you just have to pull the hammer 6 times...
[–]Throwthe88271 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, you jest!
Women pull the trigger.
[–]PaulMielcarz37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget that SHE pulls the trigger.
[–]Encrypted58724 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3 missing
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[–]notrust1120[S] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Straight up.
[–]Aaod2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
. Maybe one more round. What's the number for divorce rates?
In 2015 it was 69% initiated by women and among college educated women 90% https://www.asanet.org/press-center/press-releases/women-more-likely-men-initiate-divorces-not-non-marital-breakups
[–]Occasion-Mental9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Five rounds in, you do have a chance she may leave you as a widow.
Or correct picture on the left and an automatic on the right.
[–]harpyeaglelove4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmfao married dudes are perpetually fucked in the head.
[–]dayone_274 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wife had sex with more than 1 other dude before you? Add a bullet. Wife is college educated? Add a bullet. Wife is “spiritual but not religious”? Add a bullet...
[–]cleverbutnotoverlyso3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Already has kids....
[–]itsokaytobeknight3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sir the gun was full 2 bullets ago
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marriage would be a single shot pistol. You just know your going to end up bloody mess on the ground with a hole in your body.
[–]BlackPilledYekke2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
93.6% is all cylinders
[–]silly_birb2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
More like fully loaded gun with a small chance of being defective.
[–]itsokaytobeknight0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like it. A unicorn is an evolutionary defect is the perfect way of looking at it.
[–]IceyBear9881 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Marriage is all filled up and also the gun explodes without pulling the trigger.
[–]johnpatricko2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So a revolver on the left, and a grenade on the right with the pin pulled. You just don't know the fuse timer.
[–]IceyBear9880 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And a C4 stuck between the legs with a missing remote detonator.
[–]NickTesla20181 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're missing three rounds on the right there, Wyatt Earp.
[–]Great_Sandwiches1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only three..?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It should be a nagant with all seven rounds. You are not the one pulling the trigger.
[–]GladKaleidoscope15850 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marriage is like a J frame cylinder with 3 rds loaded.
Last resort gun is always J frame S&W
[–]AwesomeFaceSpaceBear0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was just thinking about this the other day. I thought marriage is like Russian roulette only one chamber is empty and the rest full lol
[–]Throwthe88270 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This reminds me (again) of an old flash movie of Mario marrying Peach and she beats the children of many other characters, even from other series. Mario gets angry and “Game Over”.
[–]Supersonic_staples0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you mean your chances of having your life really fucked up, then truth.
If you mean your chances of being happy in life, it's worse than this.
Simple math:
I'd suggest the right side needs another bullet or two to really approximate real life.
[–]PurpleRod20160 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Pulled the trigger now he's dead"
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