Quick reminder that Michael Jordan wasn't enough

davisyoung · 2020-05-04T16:56:36+00:00

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Wide-Brick · 2020-05-04T17:00:12+00:00

I kinda remember the "Jordan affair".... look back in time...she (allegedly) trapped him back in 1987/8/9 and he didn't want to marry her...for SOME reason, he changed his mind....she gained weight (imagine that) lost her looks (imagine that) and he said to himself, "it's worth paying this b@tch $168MM to be rid of her....." he's STILL Jordan. Who's she?!?! btw, I'm still pissed off @ the Mike Tyson verdict - THAT was utter nonsense!

Incapaisa · 2020-05-04T22:51:46+00:00

Are you smarter than Albert Einstein?

Sexier than Brad Pitt?

Cooler and hip than Johnny Depp?

More innovative than Elon Musk?

More talented musically than Paul McCartney?

Better jump shot and dunker than Michael Jordan?

Better actor than Robert De Niro ?

Funnier than Robin Williams?

WTF....no you not...you a just a regular dude...

Why you think your marriage will work?

All these men being the top 1% of the 1% had their wife file for divorce and rape them in family court.

Bro just choose the right one though...

Hold frame, past shit tests and provide slave!!!!

moriarty_056 · 2020-05-04T19:48:00+00:00

MJ is an idiot to this day, as far how he deals with women. Scottie Pippen too.

yamchachachawolf1 · 2020-05-04T18:53:42+00:00

Juanita wasn't even that good looking tbh. MJ's current wife is a lot better looking.

anon517 · 2020-05-04T19:54:59+00:00

This is bad, but Amazon's Jeff Bezos's divorce makes me want to puke.

Please guys, if you think you'll be successful, don't get married.

JustNySpace · 2020-05-04T19:50:50+00:00

Never understood a rich athlete getting married, these young dudes need a father to steer them in the right direction so they can avoid giving away half there fortune.

LotBuilder · 2020-05-04T23:37:29+00:00

Still worth it. Not even a speed bump in his life.

You could give her $1B and her biggest accomplishment will still be marrying MJ.

Since16 · 2020-05-05T00:04:53+00:00

She could do better she is a queen.

U-94 · 2020-05-04T21:17:24+00:00

That's probably nothing compared to his gambling losses.

Nevermind, I suppose it counts as a gambling loss.

pmgtow · 2020-05-04T23:59:44+00:00

Lmao literally so simple and good. Shit like this should be plastered everywhere.

ThatBadAssBoi · 2020-05-05T00:29:15+00:00

Inflation is crazy

apainfuldeath · 2020-05-05T03:59:44+00:00

When Kobe died monsters made it about his rape allegation.

IndividualSuckertash · 2020-05-04T20:06:13+00:00

Was he cheating or something? I know people believe dating a rich man or celeb comes with the territory but it still sucks to know you're being cheated on.

mvlock · 2020-05-05T08:56:00+00:00

The girl need to eat

or suck up all the world like blackhole

MrMagtow · 2020-05-04T19:53:07+00:00

Silly boy - he should have sold his services to an offshore company that held all the money and paid him a monthly stipend (and paid the rent/owned the mortgage of his house).

Title	Quick reminder that Michael Jordan wasn't enough
Author	Papousek3
Upvotes	357
Comments	34
Date	May 4, 2020 4:40 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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