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TheTastelessBatman
[β][deleted] 121 points122 points123 points 7 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
I honestly feel sorry for that guy. I have a heart and no human being deserves that.
[β]novhaku31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
No human and no cat, please. They're a poor species we just sacrifice by making them deal with the monsters.
[β][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Cats operate at a different level. They believe the house is theirs and humans exist to serve them food and clean their shit.
[β]Moldy_child11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Wait are you talking about cats or wamenz
[β]I_hate_roastbeef2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
WAHMENZ=WONDERFUL!--(Reddit)
[β]Moldy_child0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wamenz are wonder full tho
[β]I_hate_roastbeef0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh yes! I wish they all had a Patreon, so I could send them money!
[β]Moldy_child0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just venmo it to them dude I swear they all have it
[β]L_Ollonais1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes.
[β]Trollsense6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Indeed. The first rule of cats is that they make the rules.
[β]cheapshotfrenzy4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not all cats are like that!
[β]novhaku1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are cats the ultimate chads?
[β]Trollsense1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cats are Marine Drill Sgts.
[β]I_hate_roastbeef2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My cat is no exception, but I love her dearly. 8 years now, she has been my buddy.
[β]TheTastelessBatman[S] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And the kitty won't cheat on you, file for divorce and take half your shit away. Just some food and a clean litter and she be happy. I understand cats can be ass holes at times but in no way are they like wamen.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
also we feed cats with the grinded corpses of their ancestors until they die of cancer. Maybe we could do that to women? Did we find the solution to the wahmen problem?
[β]KingSpydig2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So like women
[β]rp_whybother0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[β][deleted] 50 points51 points52 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I wish that to no guy. Not even my enemy. I hope that my ex became lesbian. They could poison each other all day every day.
[β]Ginsuisenjin27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
u have 300iq wtf
[β][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's what mine did! Shes in the infatuation phase right now, but I can tell the new woman is already getting tired of her shit!
[β]Docbear6438 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not too many times I've read something that instantly made me feel happier .... this post did it .
[β]TheTastelessBatman[S] 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cheers brethren.
[β]Peppeperoni7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Likewise. Put a smile on my face.
[β]U-9428 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've recently identified this guy on FB. I see all the staged relationship photos. I know the hell he's in. Kind of chubby though, he may think this is the best he can do. My only ex comes with CC debt and can't drive due to 2 DUIs. HE BETTER MAN UP.
[β]justaguy369920 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It's funny how all my ex gf's are now married, I feel the worst for two specific ones. One who craves drama like no other, and the other being a lying cheater...These poor simps are too fooled by 'love' to even realize the shit deal they agreed to. At least a couple of them haven't hit the wall yet.
[β]BaffyBob16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It sounds like my ex knew both of yours and combined their worst. She had to be the center of attention and used drama to do it. Plus, she cheated with married men. She's been married four times, each one was married when she met him. Each of her weddings was a big one, with a wedding dress, bride's maids, the church, all of it.
[β]Ice-Berg-Hermit6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She made a mockery of her vows before God is what she did
[β]novhaku2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's quite easy to do when you don't believe in god and only pretend to make it seems like you are virtuous.
[β]ThaiEscapePlan0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She sounds like Angelina Jolie. Who Brad Pitt's ex Jennifer Aniston called "the groom raider."
[β]cenaluc2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They will realize everything very soon.
[β]Mortys_Plumbus1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That one guy might not even know sheβs a cheater.
[β][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I really needed to hear that today! To the original poster. My only regret in this life is I can only upvote this once.
[β]GrisBosque12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
π¨π¨πππ
[β][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A few years ago I had suicidal thoughts this exact thing was the thing that stopped me, now I'm as happy as Larry lol
[β]Rodion-Raskolnikov8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A thousand upvotes for you sir!
[β]TheTastelessBatman[S] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cheerios sire!
[β]grizzer998 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Instant smile and a laugh. Thanks for the post bro. Loving the positive posts lately
[β]TheTastelessBatman[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cheers brother mine. If I can make one fellow brother smile a day for the rest of my life, I would have lived a full life. Cheers.
[β]17O87 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ewwwwww.. IM IMMEDIATELY TEN TIMES HAPPIER NOW
There are folks "dummmber then me"
[β]JedYorks6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Iβm a wizard tho
[β]I_hate_roastbeef3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We praise you, Sire.
[β]Zetaghostmale7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The best point of view I've read in a long time.
[β]harv19665 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha. Sometimes I forget that....she's his problem now.
[β][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Apparently sheβs single and still hates me.
[β]deadBeefCafe20147 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny news. Heard from my best friend recently that my ex split up from the guy she was fucking (which lead me here in its own way.) By the tone he picked up on, the split wasnβt her idea.
That shit made me laugh!
[β]LotBuilder7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I laugh at every new boyfriend knowing he will run for the hills within a month or so. None of them are around my kids so I stopped bothering to learn their name or give a shit.
[β]RPDunkleBomb6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
F's in the chat for all the dudes out there who put up with her shit just to fuck her roastbeef ass.
I suffered, but I have not suffered alone.
[β]PolesWithGoals6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
One step ahead of you I donβt even have an ex
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[β]PolesWithGoals2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Press βFβ to pay respects
[β]leveled2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LLL
[β]Ice-Berg-Hermit5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He married her because he is poor white trash and she is upper middle class with a huge new home.
He was cleaning her house (all 3000 sq ft) making her dinner getting her coffee and all the things she needs trying to get in good with her.
The bitch has the nerve to text me last year saying that heβs a struggle and depressed.
Itβs because he is MARRIED TO HER - she is a difficult arrogant bitch of a woman.
This is the risk of βmarrying upβ - being in a gilded cage.
[β]TheTastelessBatman[S] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same shit with marrying down. The way to win is not to play at all.
[β]LabTech414 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd feel sorry for him if it wasn't for the fact that I'm like 95-99% sure he knew she was in a relationship with me at the time they started going out. You wanted her so bad pal? now you got her; good fucking luck with that crazy bag of emotional garbage.
I feel no sympathy for a man who walks into a relationship knowing the girl's a cheating piece of shit; he should've pumped and dumped, but he not only kept going out with her, he married her, so in my mind he got what he deserved.
Best part is that years ago she caught back up with me when I was in a much better place financially. Clearly I must've been doing a lot better than her husband, because within the span of an hour she was totally willing to cheat on him with me (a supreme irony considering she initially cheated on me with him); it was at that point I was supremely confident she's been unfaithful to me before. By then, I was already well onto my path to becoming MGTOW, so I ghosted her by making her think we'd go somewhere to hook up. I'd have bounced on the spot when we ran into each other, but the circumstances of the situation didn't allow for me to do so.
To this fucking day she still tries to hit me up on social media every couple months on different accounts, which I keep having to block. AWALT.
[β]Red_Pill_Philosopher5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Itβs a good thing I never had to deal with this issue. Though I do feel sorry for those that do.
[β]CoffeeBreaksAllDay3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh. my. god.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
The guy that is dating my ex, he has no idea what's he in for. Like you can't "make a hoe into a house wife" type of ordeal. Part of me (small tiny part) wants to warn him. Like fellow Bro code, but he strikes me as a beta male white knight.
So I won't bother. Nor is their relationship any of my business as far as getting involved.
Not too long ago I found out this same ex is now pregnant with her first kid by this guy. Keep in mind, when we were together (the ex and I) she told me that she couldn't get pregnant(never fell for that shit). I still made her get on birth control and I had to actually make sure she took it as prescribed. Like, "did you take your BC on time", type of thing(didn't trust her because she would go through these phases of depression).
So when I discovered my ex was pregnant, first thing I said to myself about the father "dude...you have no idea how screwed you are right now". 1 being how my ex is. 2 being how society is towards fathers and child support.
[β]TheTastelessBatman[S] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First rule of MGTOW, you don't talk about mgtow. Second rule, we don't invite people, we wait for them to come themselves. You can take a horse to water but you can't make him drink.
[β]Strelizia_Reginae4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bold of you to assume i have an ex
[β]Cgetsdegrees3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMFAO and to think I was crying like a little bitch when my ex monkey branched, a little part of me was relieved I didnβt have to be with her anymore, thank God and good riddance.
[β]Su3l1k2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine me having a ex. Or anybody in that matter.
[β]lelytoc2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't have ex...
[β]escalover2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One of my exes cheated on me with a fuccboi because I didn't want to get married soon enough (wanted to wait 1 year to finish school).
The new guy cheated on her and physically abused her (I have photo evidence of her injuries she sent me).
She's now with a guy who refuses to marry. Also, now that she's post-wall, her body is screaming at her to have babies, but he won't do that, either.
Poetic justice.
[β]emboscada1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i never had a bad mood since i broke up with her ahahhaha and im not even joking
[β]I_hate_roastbeef1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh Lordy, so much...THIS!.
[β]Rustler0fJimmies1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What ex?
[β]MisterioBerlin1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh I do π
[β]istack941 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I left my poor dog behind. I really feel for that little dude. My ex had "borderline personality disorder" aka female gender syndrome.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it's caretaking. Relationships with women, that is. You take care of the babygirl or somebody else will. And that includes first and foremost strong boundaries and punishments for breaching them.
[β]Superman1751 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gamers rise up
[β]loganblade140 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always have really healthy breakups. My last girlfriend is really nice.
[β]Freaknature170 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Canβt deal with her bullshit when sheβs noexistent π
[β]Thirtysomething20190 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's the dumbass that doesn't see the signs and even didn't run when he called me and I told him horror stories. He made his bed.
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