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[–]teelolws60 points61 points62 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every man persists in a state of rest, except insofar as he is foolish enough to be compelled to move by a woman.
[–]beenthere78943 points44 points45 points 6 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Complements Lord Kelvin's law of thermodynamics : with a woman you can never win: You cant remotely come close to breaking even. The minute she is in your life it is a loss for you, in every way possible.
As far as Newton is concerned, his second law also applies :
A woman is in motion constantly with hypergamy and monkey branching with Chad and stays in motion until she hits the wall and that puts her at rest.
Then she finds a beta simp to divorce rape and then stays at rest... And puts on a couple of hundred pounds.
[–]sbp199114 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you for this comment.
[–]WanderlustYouth6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If we could use female hamstering as generators we'd solve the energy crisis in an instant
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The minute she is in your life it is a loss for you, in every way possible.
Including the continuous depreciation of her assets.
[–]TaiYongMedical21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"For every male action, there is a female overreaction" should hang on every school, every hospital, and every police station around the world.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Netwon knew all females are toxic bitches. Didnt he died virgin?
[+]hedgewin-8 points-7 points-6 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
BaHahahahahahaha
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
he had hate for women sinve his childhood look it up
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[–]bleahmylife5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well his mom married some rich guy and Newton was left alone, sure the new dad paid for his school but Newton never thought highly of women after that.
And fresh collegemen would have sex time with village girls, Newton would never go and instead work on his ideas.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so if he had chose women , we would never know about gravity, calculus,optics..
[–]AmbiguousObscurity8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and for every female overreaction, there is a simp!
[–]AntiAbleism4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True I experience it all the time.
[–]specklemouse3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Newton died a virgin. Tesla didn't have much use for women either.
[–]Sergeant_Fred_Colon2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgiLm9bCxrU
[–]parentectomy[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol that always cracks me up
[–]tecendy21 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God, this reminds me of my last relationship, I was just trying to help by doing things I thought she would enjoy! She just got mad because she wasn't in control, sigh good riddannce.
[–]chakamaki0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just experienced it...
[–]Pfoenix0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*ovaryaction
[–]I_hate_roastbeef0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A man at rest (after working all week at a job he loathes), will remain at rest...until his wife sees him, and starts nagging him to do some chores.
[–]1AKgrown0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/af/af6f76658dda174e0225e75f258b4ab381bf7d9a1df65230b012940852e671be.jpg
[–]YayLewd0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's the huge razor silhouette doing here? Is this a subliminal ad for Gillette?
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