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LonelyDalek
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Women are below dogs and alley rats.
[–]EMPIRE_OF_THE_CLOUDS 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't forget horses and pigs
[–]Wise2TheLies 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Crows are smart too. Much smarter than muh wyminz
[–]chasingsnow 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
but women and alley rats are the same thing, how can one be ranked differently?
[–]deegan795 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Because alley rats are honest about their natures, most women aren't. Feminists are at least honest in their hatred of men.
[–]chasingsnow 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
every alley rat i've met is a dirty frightened shit infested beast that take any opportunity to get some scarps off the ground and scurrying away when actually confronted. sounds exactly like a woman to me :D
[–]MGTOWISFREEDOM20171 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
lol
[–]Judah_Earl30 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Women aren't even in the top ten of most intelligent species.
[–]casufa18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I know that dolphins love to gangrape and even trap females in underwater caves to do so. Very spiritually evolved creatures.
[–]NietzscheExplosion2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And we wonder why they never tried the civilization thing...
[–]Zealomon1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They couldn't have their fun if they did that.
[–]5foot2bitchrepellent 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well I'M announcing that dogs are third to man in intelligence levels, so that pushes women down to fourth place, your call r/MGTOW.
[–]Lord_o_teh_Memes1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best I can do is give you 5th place.
[–]verynormalsimple2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny. It would be nice if there was a real way to assert this but unluckily there's no unambiguous definition for intelligence let alone a way to reliably measure it in humans...
[–]Toolman8902 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can conduct these experiments yourself if you have a dog and a female human around. I guarantee you the dog figures out the puzzles whilst the woman just has one attempt then gives up with a clueless look and tries to laugh her stupidity away.
[–]hazmigaming2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shots fired. In terms of royalty Dogs and Cats are second and third to man respectively In terms of loyalty. So that pushes woman down to 4th place.
[–]robowriter2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sure they're disloyal, think of only themselves, lie, and ruin everything but that just means they don't belong to the same species of human.
But dolphins have that high-speed squeak chirp that sounds like they're bitching at you. And if you go into the water with them they might try to hump you. I prefer dogs.
[–]LonelyDalek 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You prefer dogs to hump you?
[–]Zigis22 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Although dolphins can be incredibly intelligent and are often affectionate toward and form bonds with humans (they have been know to give gifts to people in Australia, team up with Brazilian fishermen, and blow fun bubble rings, for example), the animals can be incredibly dangerous, too. They try to rape and drown people; they gang rape their females and sometimes hold them hostage for weeks http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2009/05/13/dolphins_are_violent_predators_that_kill_their_own_babies.html ; they murder baby porpoises for fun; they kill the babies of rival male dolphins, because as soon as her child dies, a female dolphin is ready to be raped and impregnated immediately. http://www.jstor.org/stable/50968?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents
Although dolphins can be incredibly intelligent and are often affectionate toward and form bonds with humans (they have been know to give gifts to people in Australia, team up with Brazilian fishermen, and blow fun bubble rings, for example), the animals can be incredibly dangerous, too.
They try to rape and drown people; they gang rape their females and sometimes hold them hostage for weeks http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2009/05/13/dolphins_are_violent_predators_that_kill_their_own_babies.html ; they murder baby porpoises for fun; they kill the babies of rival male dolphins, because as soon as her child dies, a female dolphin is ready to be raped and impregnated immediately. http://www.jstor.org/stable/50968?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents
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[–]cyborg_type_darkness0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would agree if the dolphin can answer 10 + 10 on paper.
[–]ziggmuff0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This.
I like this.
[–]DeusExMaximum0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THIRD PLACE
[–]WhistlingAlong 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn't get the memo that women were intelligent, ever.
[–]RadicalAsceticMonk0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So Long And Thanks For All The Fish.
[–]zRaXcPk 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
4th place, don't disrespect dogs like that again!
[–]stringedbeams0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
profoundly misogynistic post!!!
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Women are below dogs and alley rats.
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