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[–]Socaddict120 points121 points122 points 6 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
If giving birth was so terrible, no woman would suggest that, a couple years after the first, she should have another one
[–]seabeeaj74 points75 points76 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Spot on! The pain women talk about is nothing compared to a man getting kicked in the nuts. Like you said a couple years later they want another child. I never heard a man ask to be kicked in the nuts for a second or third time.
[–]BobScratchit30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A year after getting kicked in the nuts: “Hey, remember when you wound up and kicked me in the jimmy as hard as you could? Well I’ve been thinking and...”
[–]micestorff-0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhy4PexsuNQ CBT
[–]DarthSpectra0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jackson O'Doherty?
[–]MisterB0wTie41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Giving birth is really really painful. When it's over, women get a flush of hormones that mean they forget how painful it was, plus having kids is really rewarding, plus later kids are much less painful.
[–]show-me-the-numbers8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I imagine that it's like taking a massive poo - there's all that pressure at first, but then the rush of excitement as you look down at the massive coily mass you have created, and you are filled with an aspiration to one day be able to clog the toilet. That keeps you coming back.
[–]MisterB0wTie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It has been described as pooing a bowling ball...
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I've had some legendary shits, huge black logs, looks like those log driving rivers backed up with huge stinking turds. Feels good.
[–]Zachjsrf1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m dying this is too damn funny
[–]skullirang4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah it’s literally like a leg cramp x100. Some women get ripped and need stitches. It’s hours of that too.
The reason they do it is because it’s primal and programmed into the female brain.
[–]QuickDrawDinoHunter0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And yet, they come back for more.
[–]skullirang2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Instinctual drive is strong. Certain animals species die right after copulation and they still do it.
[–]OrbQuail0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True that, I'm only going through with an arranged marriage to have a kid
[–]barkingtree256 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yupp. No man would voluntatily be kicked in the nuts for another child. Cant be that painful
[–]thenotoriousdougie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They wouldn’t say they were on the pill when they weren’t so you would raw dog them and get baby trapped.
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[–]Jimmysparkzz13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I HAD THE SAME REACTION
[–]Jamez44012 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I was 14 I didn't wear a cup to baseball practice whereas I wore it every other day, and we were hitting off the 100 mph pitching machine that day
I'd rather birth triplets than go through that again
[–]ikhwan_arif9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shots fired!
[–]HonestGamingTroll6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bazooka fired.
[–]MGTOW_ENDER3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha Lmao. I bet the female lurkers in this sub are pulling their hair out about this one
[–]MrMagtow2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And let's be honest. if it was that bad - they would never want to do it again.
I've never met a man that WANTS to get kicked in the balls.
[–]Cowgineer2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was younger and stupid (19 to be precise), shooting 5.56x45mm at a steel target less than 100 yards away.
By freak accident, the bullet hit the target, ricocheted back almost intact, and hit me in my gut (right below my left lung). That shit hurt.
IT HURT A FUCKING LOT.
Now, I don't shoot steel unless it's over 150 yards away, and I still wear body armor and my great grandpa's M1 helmet.
Women give birth...and though they claim it's oh-so-painful, they come back to do it again. In my mother's own words (God rest her soul), she said: "Between childbirth, and passing that kidney stone, I'd much prefer the childbirth.".
[–]perpleqz1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha nice
[–]trematar0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Birthing Pains are a curse from God. I hope it hurts like fucking hell and I'm glad that our curse is just going through thorns and thistles to gather food lol. Nothing that a good old knife can't handle!! :P
[–]Mytriptorussia20180 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Keserevo.
Women are just peeing their child out, without the piss.
[–]mangoround0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Facts no fiction.
[–]Since160 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Estrogen increases pain. If men gave birth there would b a cooler of beer and cigars next to the bed. They cant change a fucking tire guys. I honestly try to find things they are good at. Swindling mfs is about it. Making themselves look innocent when they are the culprit. Shit like that they are excellent. They get exhausted giving a blow job you ever hear a man cant go down anymore too exhausting? Oh if i have to eat pussy one more time its just gonna break my spirit.
Some women have more work ethic than the laziest men alive. Those women are miles behind hard working men.
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