Simpa Cola

Oh_no_I_was_banned-s · 2021-01-09T18:02:07+00:00

50% more soy.

LemonZeppelin27 · 2021-01-09T19:14:18+00:00

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davisyoung · 2021-01-10T01:26:48+00:00

Cuck-a-Cola

CpuDoc67 · 2021-01-09T18:54:14+00:00

I really hope this isn’t real. You have to be really pathetic to drink this.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-01-09T18:15:33+00:00

In college, we drank the canned beverage, and then smashed it on our forehead. Nowadays, you just skip the drinking part.

smfuel87 · 2021-01-09T20:53:25+00:00

Well... Pepsi it is I guess.

2021-01-10T04:44:26+00:00

This is the type of thing I hate about corporate culture. They are trying to be more personal and it's ridiculous and disgusting. Maintain a professional tone in your advertisements, and don't try to tell your clients how to live, what's so hard to understand in this simple directive?

LemonZeppelin27 · 2021-01-09T19:21:05+00:00

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nz-ponchlord · 2021-01-10T00:08:23+00:00

Ahh gold ol coca(ine) cola 🤮 use to have a bad habit in childhood. Fucks your teeth and health. Amazing the lengths these filth go to in order to market their glorified toilet bowl cleaner 🚽

davisyoung · 2021-01-10T01:29:04+00:00

"I will never hold the phone in portrait mode when filming my wife being banged by her boyfriend."

DesolationX1234 · 2021-01-10T04:26:00+00:00

Fuck it, I like mountain dew better anyway

2021-01-10T09:00:37+00:00

If your wife cheats on you don't blame her its your fault. Tell her "what better time for us to start over than now".

Said every simp ever...lol

Nighthanger · 2021-01-09T22:00:04+00:00

😆

U-94 · 2021-01-09T22:30:34+00:00

Don't drink soda.

Usual_Sir · 2021-01-09T23:49:41+00:00

Will this soda bring me back to the plantation? I'll stick to water.

Puzzleheaded-Shop-53 · 2021-01-10T10:51:47+00:00

Cucka Cola

4everhungrycel · 2021-01-10T01:50:02+00:00

Sad. KO has been a reliable dividend play for a while now. Might have to find another consumer staple

RegiusGeralt · 2021-01-10T02:52:24+00:00

The cola that simps drink.

Title	Simpa Cola
Author	LemonZeppelin27
Upvotes	117
Comments	43
Date	January 9, 2021 5:47 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/ktvime/simpa_cola/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/simpa-cola.735225 https://theredarchive.com/post/735225

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