Simps be like..

WolfgangBreitweit · 2018-07-15T20:23:08+00:00

Yes. That’s true. The best you can get. It’s like the best car you can get in Cuba is a used Chevy build 1953. Simps are like inhabitants of Cuba.

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2018-07-15T21:23:53+00:00

The hoe phase, once started, never truly ends.

ZealousMathematician · 2018-07-15T20:13:21+00:00

The guy is single. Or has such a wife and is self-justifying his doubts.

2, that’s the only woman now available that way, and simps are hoping hers mentality can justify their actions.

3, his son now an adult is a mgtow and he thinks women are wonderful regardless of his lack of observation of modernity.

rockorbe2002 · 2018-07-15T22:06:22+00:00

This guy clearly is thinking with his dick. I think he has reached the conclusion that hoes are the best because they can supposedly satisfy their man. I dunno about everyone else here, but all a woman has to do to satisfy me is be pretty, be nice, and don't be a bitch. We can sort the sex thing later.

IronLyon77 · 2018-07-15T23:56:09+00:00

Is this for real? Once a ho' forever a ho' … They may play the wife game for a few years until they get tired of their dependable Beta boy, but they WILL be on the hunt for more exciting cock.

laptopdragon · 2018-07-15T23:43:20+00:00

I think we all truly get one shot at it.

If that pussy goes through the gutter at all, it's always going to be a gutter-drenched, flea-ridden, diseased cesspool driven by a feeble mind.

michaelmb62 · 2018-07-15T23:39:29+00:00

My future sex robot would beg to differ.

WidmerBeer · 2018-07-16T02:12:54+00:00

Past behavior is the best indicator of future behavior.

She's going to miss all that dick, and she's going to resent you for it.

Tyler789228 · 2018-07-15T21:05:57+00:00

If you like to suffer and hate freedom, happyness and your money, then go for it !

astuteglute · 2018-07-16T00:07:36+00:00

Enjoy your std(s)

SpinPlates · 2018-07-16T00:20:36+00:00

This is what guys say when they can't pull undamaged women.

KralHeroin · 2018-07-16T07:33:14+00:00

Aka let's reward thottery. No thanks.

Flatlandcavalry · 2018-07-16T00:50:58+00:00

Yes, I would want to marry a chick that refers to a future husband as “one Dick”

Stryker_Weston · 2018-07-16T04:12:24+00:00

Actually I think the best women is one that has zero experience that way she believes she’s your one and only ...

DTreatz · 2018-07-16T04:14:23+00:00

It's hard to tell who's worse sometimes, the parasites e call women or the white knight simps.

If society gets hit with the reset button, simps should be disciplined and/or rehabilitated, and if not, death. They're the worst enablers.

cireorelum1 · 2018-07-16T05:23:26+00:00

the fuck: hypergamy doesn't turn off.ever.

JamesLucratif · 2018-07-16T09:49:00+00:00

What even is the logic here? Like so he's doing dishes and working a full time job for used up pussy but she was practically giving it away to some random stranger not five years ago.

That's like the dumbest thing ever.

MavetFreedomFighter · 2018-07-16T15:15:08+00:00

hes actually RIGHT

it is the best woman that HE/SIMPS can get

MGTOW knows and realizes in the land of gods/kings/masters of destiny

There will still be janitors picking up the slop that we turn down.

Cissnowflake · 2018-07-15T23:47:02+00:00

How you figure?!

LeafFan1990 · 2018-07-16T00:31:42+00:00

Parody I hope

BlackFire68 · 2018-07-16T01:53:45+00:00

None of them are ready for only one dick... ever

curiousgorge3 · 2018-07-16T02:26:18+00:00

Enjoy your super gonorrhea

mechz21 · 2018-07-16T04:51:24+00:00

Before she gets bored and goes back to her normal self which leaves you with a loss of lot of money

Endzone19 · 2018-07-16T07:52:20+00:00

Well actually this kind of woman is the MOST likely to divorce you.

https://ifstudies.org/blog/counterintuitive-trends-in-the-link-between-premarital-sex-and-marital-stability/

yussof098 · 2018-07-16T08:04:46+00:00

Chief Iron Head*

XteveMcQueen · 2018-07-16T13:56:16+00:00

Yikes. WTF?

jzand219 · 2018-07-16T14:12:28+00:00

As the great Snoop once said, you can't make a hoe a housewife.

badaboomxx · 2018-07-16T14:19:06+00:00

"I welcome all the stds and the fact that the baby inside her probably is not mine"

consios88 · 2018-07-16T14:43:16+00:00

these the type of dudes is why alpha fux beta bux works.

DisinfectantSolution · 2018-07-16T16:49:29+00:00

I'm willing to settle down with a hoe.... as soon as I've slept with as many people as her, until then, I'm still tryin.

OptimusFried001 · 2018-07-16T19:22:47+00:00

"Phase"

Nah she's just a ho.

smacthyhart · 2018-07-16T19:22:49+00:00

A women never exits her hoe "phase". If you have been with a women you would know that they can't help but compare you to all their past and potential future partners. Relationships with women are nothing but mental torture. They can also have you set up for rape and murder for "rejecting" or distancing yourself from them.

I-am-the-lul · 2018-07-16T03:19:05+00:00

A female that's been thru her hoe phase

Woman go through gardening tool phases? HOLY SHIT!

Title	Simps be like..
Author	Ihatesimps19
Upvotes	357
Comments	46
Date	July 15, 2018 8:10 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8z4m6o/simps_be_like/
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