Conversation between me and my female shift partner.

Her: Does me poking your butt make you mad?

Me: If it didn’t I wouldn’t have asked you to stop multiple times.

Her: Well you have a nice butt, Sorry.

Me: ...

1 hour later

Me: bends over to adjust my leg holster

Her: pokes me again

Me: I’m gonna break your fucking fingers if don’t knock that shit off..

Her: ... 😟

Me: ...

Me: *fills out application for a new partner *