So, what do you do?

DangZagnut · 2018-10-26T21:22:42+00:00

I tell people I'm between opportunities. It makes it seems like I'm trying to cover up being unemployed while simultaneously saying I'm unemployed.

They tend to immediately leave me alone. I do this everywhere with everyone.

<spoiler> I retired at 31 </spoiler>

MegtowMonk · 2018-10-26T22:52:31+00:00

When men ask me what I do, I tell them. When women ask me what I do I'm a Tantric Sex Coach. The reactions are hilarious.

MXRNate77 · 2018-10-26T21:53:24+00:00

I’ve used trashman in that situation and the reaction is priceless but typical female.

vega-mgtow · 2018-10-26T22:40:36+00:00

"Can I interest you in a unique time-share opportunity?"

Infinitewisdom1984 · 2018-10-26T21:18:51+00:00

I told them I was part of Trump's international presidential bid team for US expats

ROFL, I like you

Itiswrittenkjv1611 · 2018-10-26T21:21:42+00:00

Pretend you are deaf. Just make some noises and point towards your ear and shake your head.

alleskaput · 2018-10-26T21:34:26+00:00

professional sleeper and living on wellfare

Blissbynature · 2018-10-26T23:39:07+00:00

When your gut presents the opportunity, a quality fart in mid sentence without skipping a beat is a good one.

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2018-10-27T03:23:44+00:00

You are a Men's Rights lawyer, and work pro bono because you made your millions investing in Nevada whorehouses.

Colosus10 · 2018-10-27T03:48:29+00:00

Just say your a Ceramic hydrologist. Meaning plate washer.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-10-26T22:53:46+00:00

Engagement party? Ugh. I usually tell them a bounty hunter. Some actually believe it.

20cansofSpam · 2018-10-26T22:16:46+00:00

I am Walter white.

skippydammit · 2018-10-27T00:53:07+00:00

Either 1.) tell them you sell life insurance OR 2. the (infamous!) reply to their question with, "Do you know JAYsus?"

Either or both almost guarantees that they leave you alone.

(apologies to The Lord....-:)

Please_Dont_Trigger · 2018-10-27T02:23:46+00:00

I’ve used this a couple of times.. “Defense lawyer for students accused of rape”.

Older_Miggy · 2018-10-27T03:51:51+00:00

Use the Trump line again, or anything Trump related. Enjoy.

Colosus10 · 2018-10-27T04:13:27+00:00

Some other great suggestions

car dealership washing cars = Hydro-Technician

Petroleum transfer technician - Gas station attendant

Precipitation relocation engineering - snow shoveler.

Cash flow specialist - Cashier

Beverage Receptacle Relocation Technician - collects empty glasses to wash

prslover · 2018-10-26T23:47:42+00:00

Can we be friends??

urban3879 · 2018-10-26T22:02:15+00:00

You are a wandering vagabond lol

DisinfectantSolution · 2018-10-26T22:58:09+00:00

hahah that's gold

prslover · 2018-10-26T23:49:51+00:00

Dolphin trainer, lion tamer, circus clown, proffesinal skydiver or reitired millionaire / bitcoin entrepreneur if you wanna chat up the gals.

sharpguyinatie · 2018-10-27T01:28:35+00:00

Smile, and say “I have genital herpes” just like the commercials 😂

Ringleader224 · 2018-10-27T04:43:44+00:00

Instead of worrying what to say at the party, would it not have been better to worry about how to respond to the invite? No, perhaps? Seems effective

IsAfraidOfGirls · 2018-10-27T00:39:49+00:00

Tell people you are a journalist for Breitbart or something.

hawkeye_68 · 2018-10-27T00:48:02+00:00

I'm a Fry Cook, what do you do?

dJ_86 · 2018-10-27T01:31:00+00:00

I'm homeless and loving it works well.

InAWhirl · 2018-10-27T06:29:59+00:00

Plumber. I'm really good at laying pipe

lonewolfsigma8917 · 2018-10-27T06:34:53+00:00

I tell them.i am a JANITOR.

Unhanded · 2018-10-27T06:51:48+00:00

Professional sleep research test subject.

Papa_Barsuk · 2018-10-27T07:47:57+00:00

I'm taking some time off whilst my contagious dermatitis is flaring up.

Title	So, what do you do?
Author	HodlSolo
Upvotes	62
Comments	53
Date	October 26, 2018 9:16 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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