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[β]Uniqueusername360163 points164 points165 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Donβt forget that anal is an impermanent form of birth control
[β]dontlike-hotz72 points73 points74 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Is that why some people are called little shits? Are they bum babies?
[β]Uniqueusername36028 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yea bum babies life cycle really only lasts a few hours till they get dropped in the toilet.
[β]dontlike-hotz11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
π
[β]SirYouAreIncorrect1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless your bono
[β]IAmNuclearMan97 points98 points99 points 7 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
1K vasectomy vs 70k child support.
It's time for a death battle!!!!!!!
[β]bradtwo36 points37 points38 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Cannot wait until the male birth control pill
[β][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If you do TRT you are sterile after 3-6 months, if you stop trting you get your testicles working after 3-12 months.
[β]squiddy_s550gt1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Semi sterile. There's still a small risk.
Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy
[β]Muff_4201 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so wait get jacked and youth at the same time as not needing contraception?
[β][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That will lowkey be the best thing since sliced bread, too bad sone men will still go in raw without it anyway.
[β]RHYMES_WITH_AGINA8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whoa, $1k? Mine cost about $200 with my co-pay. Money well spent
[β]KC_weeden6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[β]TheSilverShade5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see you're a man of culture.
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Apparently those aren't 100% effective so she can always still claim you're the father and male you pay anyway.
[β]IAmNuclearMan2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Insist on a paternity test, should the need arise.
Besides, one still needs ~ 21 ejaculations/3 months to become sterile.
2 consecutive sperm tests at least 1-2 months apart must reveal 0 sperms.
[β]Natsume241 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMFAO
[β]krazye871 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I need to write an essay explaining why I want a vasectomy in a request package.
[β]IAmNuclearMan0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Get a notarized letter, where the facts have been vetted once by an open-minded doctor, submit it to a urologist.
Read up the CREST study.
Go to the side bar of r/childfree and look for doctors who respect bodily autonomy.
[β]pro_skub83 points84 points85 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
70k child support sounds like a bargain
[β]snakelord37 points38 points39 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. I passed $70k in support a year ago and I got 6 more years to go.
[β][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Calculated mine yesterday using my states tool. Iβll be out over 200k for one child by the time she turns 18. Almost a quarter of a million dollars. Fml
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[β][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You know how many times Iβve been unironically called an incel on reddit? Itβs ridiculous. The projection from the socially retarted virgins on this site is so annoying.
[β]LegacyAccountComprom0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Over a fifth of a million though.
[β]mikyleangelicko50 points51 points52 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
As I have to worry about any of that. Women won't even look my way.
[β]JoeCazone35 points36 points37 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah!!!! Rub it in you lucky bastard.
[β]NathanHollister23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am also poor
[β]immaluckez9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes its a blessing in disguise to have a below average look, it keeps the thots away and also a test of self confidence to accept for who you are.
[β]StupidisAStupidPosts7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ok looking guys are really getting screwed these days. Short guys too. It's a sick system where a woman can get pregnant by a random and get government payments the rest or their lives. Less reason to go for the responsible good man.
[β]CJPC284 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also less reason to be the responsible good man π€π€π€πΉπΉπΉπ₯π₯π₯.
[β][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/suicidebywords.
[β]OnlyOnceThreetimes42 points43 points44 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol 70k. Try 250k buddy. And in todays day and age, it doesnt stop at age 18, so prolley more. + university $$
[β]NohoTwoPointOh16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would pray to Allah, Christ, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster for a $70K tab.
[β]Alwaysbooster4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also dont let a 70k sundress fool you because she probably divorce raped a man for it.
[β]RusticRock2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
WTF $70K in support? Thats CHEAP AF!!!
I paid my sons mother $290K over the course of 16 years
[β]PucciSlayer30005 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's an expensive ass kid
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How little of that actually went to the child?
[β]Appalachianadventure1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Time to get,a... Vas-sect-omy πΆ
[β]TheSud0070 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy put things into perspective Batman
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Truer wisdom was never spoken.
[β]treble-n-bass0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm going to get one of those do-it-yourself vasectomy kits from Amazon right this minute.
Come see me ill bust out my trusty soldering iron
[β]treble-n-bass1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks, my friend. Iβll bring over a six pack
[β]LucidFoxx0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
$4.99 on Amazon with free shipping.
[β]Gingham_Argile0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the early warning. I was thinking it was about to be sundress season this past Friday.
[β]evilhomer750 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So true!
[β]Atriplex1240 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is always drama when your dealing with women my ex is always trying to bring something up every time I get my daughter. She's never happy. Best not to have a kid sadly, if you want a stress free life.
[β]smfuel870 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, 70 k if you work in minimum wage.....
[β]gingerfreddy-4 points-3 points-2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like any of you get laid lol.
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[β]AverageLedditor14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
congrats, we dont care
[β]LiveTheTruth32111 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More money for me
[β]Samuraidweeb12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bye
[β]ReV_DeatH9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well I don't f care.
[β][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Iβve noticed a trend in trolls having the most ironic screen names. One was βSavvyβ something or another and that person was a fucking idiot (not savvy). This fuckhead claims to be classy with no indication of any such class.
One begins to wonder if there is a correlation between lower IQ scores and trolling behavior. Or maybe one doesnβt...
[β]HipsterNgariman6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Trolls are mostly inceltears redditers thinking we're some kind of flat-earthers
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