Stole it from /r/programmerhumor

MaGeTOW · 2018-07-27T11:14:42+00:00

Just don't go programming Girlfriend AIs or it might ruin your relationship with Javascript.

Red_pilledman · 2018-07-27T13:18:18+00:00

"Have a chance to cheat on you” more like will cheat on you.

Atton_Risk · 2018-07-27T13:29:18+00:00

C++ is better

Ipride362 · 2018-07-27T14:08:01+00:00

And when Javascript gets old and grey, you can replace it with a new standard.

donvito · 2018-07-27T15:13:31+00:00

don't know. both are shit.

AstralHunter123 · 2018-07-27T11:51:29+00:00

PHP!

Yashugan00 · 2018-07-27T14:04:10+00:00

I'm sorry, I'd take the girlfriend over modern JavaScript. It's a mess out there

BravePea · 2018-07-27T14:38:24+00:00

Regarding #7:

Errors should never pass silently. Unless explicitly silenced.

From the Zen of Python :D.

Although silent errors are implementation-dependent and is not a general rule (more commonly in web development and less in stuff like games).

When is someone going to make one of these with my beloved Python?

NaiveWorldliness · 2018-07-27T12:11:32+00:00

Just have to love it and not her

cmdralpha · 2018-07-27T17:48:10+00:00

Python is love python is life

ejhockey · 2018-07-27T18:49:35+00:00

This is fucking horrible.

ArtoriusXv · 2018-07-27T14:15:38+00:00

I dunno mate. Out of the two of them I think I might understand women better than programming lol.

I'm too thick to understand all that jazz.

RadicalAsceticMonk · 2018-07-27T14:40:12+00:00

Javascript's automatic semicolon insertion is like the female hamster, though: for itself it's logical and make sense, but no one else can understand it.

rationalthought314 · 2018-07-27T16:35:56+00:00

If you think about it with the way women follow their tingles and primitive urges their programming seem to have corrupted over time or simply not updated.

bfte · 2018-07-27T17:01:39+00:00

And most importantly Wymyn: degrades over time Javascript: only becomes better over time

mgtowliberdade · 2018-07-27T17:14:04+00:00

Now imagine when sexbots arrive.

It will be paradise on earth guys.

ChoppedToBits · 2018-07-27T22:17:07+00:00

Why do I have to pick? Why aren't you giving the option for neither? It almost feels like you're trying to manipulate me in choosing something I don't want.

eremorse · 2018-07-28T18:05:42+00:00

Javascripts Promises and MGTOW saved my life! Praise the Lord!

gravelheart · 2018-07-27T20:03:16+00:00

TypeScript FTW

Title	Stole it from /r/programmerhumor
Author	house_monkey
Upvotes	229
Comments	40
Date	July 27, 2018 11:02 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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