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[–]Cursedwithknowing 75 points76 points77 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Translation: I didn't want him, but Chad and Tyrone weren't returning my calls.
If they did, she'd be back on the carousel in a heartbeat.
[–]-Solitude-- 33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She never got off the carousel. She just waits until her husband is out with friends or has to put in some overtime at work. If women honored marriage, the divorce rate wouldn't be so absurdly high.
[–]Cursedwithknowing 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good point.
[–]FirefighterOk6944 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And what is the penalty on her side of the ledger if she gets caught in adultery and he divorces her? The house, the kids, his paycheck for the rest of her life.... When you sign up to get married today you are really signing a contract to give your soon to be ex
1) your house
2) your children
3) 60% of your take home pay essentially forever
You are legally obligated to provide a retainer for her new bull... oh joy... sign me up!
[–]Idiodyssey87 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Remember, this is one of the 50% of marriages labeled "successful."
[–]SatyaNi 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I think that represent the majority of successful marriages, that the woman is willing to settle for other that Chad or Tyrone.
Or more accurately, that the woman got that she couldn't have Chad or Tyrone anymore.
[–]m1ghty_b4g 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The reality is he is stucked with this woman. Remember this for the thousandth time, she doesn't love you, she loves attention and money.
[–]silly_birb 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Imagine being with a woman for the rest of your life just to be considered less of a man for not being a hollywood model.
And women are the first about "don't judge by the looks", "body positivity", "spiritualism" and shit like that.
[–]-Solitude-- 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm still searching for some semblance of proof that women are even remotely close to being capable of holding consistent values, rather than just arbitrarily adopting and discarding them based on what's most convenient for them in the moment. I don't expect the search to end anytime soon.
[–]Unit614 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women are creatures that unable to reflect on their hypocrisies.
[–]Thotslayer9790 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always find it odd that these fat slags think they deserve to be treated like queen's, when they're lucky to be getting a big mac in the back of a transit van with a blow up mattress and cum stained blankets.
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[–]throwthe88-2 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
heteroaromaric
Too much made up words to say “I am not wet for you”.
[–]ThereIsAlwaysVanilla 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hetereoaromantic basically means the guy has to pay for all her shit and watch The Notebook.
[–]smfuel87 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, she stuck around. Her sex drive didn't, but her and her shopping sprees did.
[–]H31N5T 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Given that long term cohabitation and marriage is about settling down, I'd say that this is true for most women and their boyfriend / husband.
[–]American__Jedi 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Just recently figured this one out. My last ex picked a guy by far uglier than me and so broke he still lived with mommy. Why? No, he was no bad boy who gave her the "tingles". I was lost on this ridiculous decision on her part for a while. But then I realized something based on some of her not so cryptic facebook posts. They were multiple yet vague references knowing what guy would be loyal.
To get to the point, women cheat, but they don't like to be cheated on. We too often think women want the guy every other woman wants but that's not true for a lot of them. They want a guy they know has limited options. They won't date a better looking guy due to their insecurities about being good enough for him and not being able to hang on to him. They assume he'll eventually cheat so they pick the lessor man in the hopes of avoiding that.
[–]rubix_fucked 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She found her beta bux.
[–]jasonthetraveler 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She unappreciative and thinks to highly of herself.
[–]Salladus 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's still a pretty good chance she will fck him over. It's like a kid playing with matches around a huge pile of gun powder, it's only a matter of time before something goes wrong. Kid = irresponsible woman, gun powder = all the power society has given to women.
[–]No_Exercise_8670 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she married him at say 20 y.o. and stays with him with no plans of divorce, sounds pretty good to me.
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[–]Cursedwithknowing 75 points76 points77 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]-Solitude-- 33 points34 points35 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Cursedwithknowing 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]FirefighterOk6944 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Idiodyssey87 39 points40 points41 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]SatyaNi 10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]m1ghty_b4g 19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]silly_birb 19 points20 points21 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]-Solitude-- 11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Unit614 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Thotslayer9790 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]throwthe88-2 8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ThereIsAlwaysVanilla 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]smfuel87 8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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