Swiped off the gram

DangZagnut · 2019-09-04T01:07:33+00:00

“Husbands, go to your wife and tell her you’re quitting your job and going on a religious journey of monkhood in the woods, and to support that you’ve liquidated all your assets to give it to a preacher on 3am T.V. If she has a problem with that, pack your bags and dump her. “

antifeminist3 · 2019-09-04T02:35:45+00:00

Men, tell your live-in girlfriend that you quit your job and will be the stay-at-home housekeeper, and that this is good because it 'breaks gender stereotypes.'

[deleted] · 2019-09-04T00:45:24+00:00

ladies: ask your husband if it's okay if you could kill him and bury him in the backyard. if he says no, dump his ass because he NEVER loved you

Ibelieveallwomen · 2019-09-04T02:25:23+00:00

Feminism is really just a competition to see who can say the most retarded thing and have people agree with them.

Drayelya · 2019-09-04T02:40:11+00:00

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Vaxel00 · 2019-09-04T02:03:38+00:00

My attraction to women is conditional on them at least looking like women.

shandsup · 2019-09-04T02:40:25+00:00

I'd walk away if she even asked that question

remoteAdapterProng · 2019-09-04T04:45:18+00:00

Irresponsible on the woman's part. Most women don't know the repercussions to their behaviors in a relationship because they always have a beta orbiter in line. When one relationship falls apart, it is the man that is at risk. The woman will just branch swing to another victim, and they cycle continues again.

PhoenixRising-MGTOW · 2019-09-04T00:57:07+00:00

It’s a war on men- and they make it known publicly

bxnziez · 2019-09-04T04:33:08+00:00

Can’t believe some people actually think like that

SinatraBacalao · 2019-09-04T00:49:19+00:00

I was with him until he spelt cunt wrong at the end smh

[deleted] · 2019-09-04T04:17:16+00:00

Times like this I don’t miss having a woman in my life

Chakra_Devourer · 2019-09-04T05:06:37+00:00

so you asked your husband to be lovey-dovey with a man? This isn't what he signed up for.

You changed the rules, bitch. If he was gay from the beginning, then he wouldn't be with your ass.

McPiggy · 2019-09-04T07:27:10+00:00

I love this game:

Men, ask your woman if she’d still love you if you give all the family assets to a mad scientist who will remove your body and keep only your head alive for science.

cncdanb · 2019-09-04T08:34:08+00:00

She should just pack her bags and leave anyway. For no particular reason. Do the man a favour.

DigitalScetis · 2019-09-04T12:32:51+00:00

Men: Ask your wife if she'd still love you if you converted to Mormonism, bought you a housedress and bonnet, and brought home three more wives. If she says "no," start walking over to your room and pack your bags.

DJviolin · 2019-09-04T07:03:23+00:00

Reading /r/hotwife can be really depressing sometimes when those poor dudes writing stories like: "I'm sitting in a bar while my wife is getting fucked at home. I'm so excited!". Really, really heart-brokening... Why don't they go to a hooker? This will be the perfect opportunity, but those poor true lovers don't understand, how they just getting ripped off by life right now...

1xTom · 2019-09-04T08:16:33+00:00

Back when I used to live with 2 housemates, they used to joke about a girl they called "poolou". Apparently they had a mutual friend and his girlfriend was called loulou. One day, for some fucking reason, she asked her boyfriend "would you still love me if I was made of poo?" He said something like "fuck no" and she got upset and dumped him. He told everyone and everyone now has a good fat laugh whenever they remember, just like me now. hahahaha

SalvageProbe · 2019-09-04T08:41:28+00:00

Notice how it's aimed at husbands, not boyfriends.

ItIsABear · 2019-09-04T09:52:19+00:00

Women just like pushing boundaries lately. They'll probably start killing men in the name of feminism to see what they can get away with. What am I saying... haven't they aborted male babies before? Hasn't a couple of them talked about killing newborn (male) babies? Can't wait to see what happens in 5 years. I'm still honestly convinced it'll be illegal to be male.

SarcasmEqualsGenius · 2019-09-04T08:34:06+00:00

Ladies: Ask you Husband if he would have sex with a man. If he wouldn’t stay with you, leave his ass because that means he never loved you.

That’s how brainwashed women are by the marketing of the concept of being in love and liberal idealism.

Ideally love could transcend the carnal, however, these women have nothing to offer but their bodies (they’ll even say as much; they talk about “women and their bodies”) and this idea that, as a heterosexual man, you could love a man the same way you love a woman is fucking retarded and makes no sense.

But you can’t even say that getting a sex change would drastically affect the way people in your life see you, because that’s transphobic.

call_me_sensei · 2019-09-04T09:01:53+00:00

It's scary that these kinds of people are out there.imagine this crazy bitch works in HR....

Banananipss · 2019-09-04T14:24:26+00:00

People like this exist? Jesus.

uwagar · 2019-09-04T06:50:19+00:00

why are the names of posters redacted? what is the logic?

Mathiya · 2019-09-04T09:01:13+00:00

Damn, the bitch's been woke since 2013, she must be a full-fledged clown by now.

GSV-ZeroGravitas · 2019-09-04T09:31:46+00:00

It's a bluff cos she knows that if she changed she'd lose all that female privilege, and she'll never give that up.

And she doesn't need a sex change to fuck your arse cos she's doing that already!

shotgunmurugan · 2019-09-04T11:15:19+00:00

r/clevercomebacks

randalf_redd · 2019-09-04T11:15:28+00:00

Why should she pack her bags in the kitchen?

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-09-04T11:17:37+00:00

The progs' insanity brought new levels of women shit tests

modern_grendel · 2019-09-04T13:11:17+00:00

The fairer sex

T4mvv1lc0xx · 2019-09-04T14:18:49+00:00

You cannot change who you are and remain the same at the same time

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-09-04T14:42:20+00:00

One of the best parts of MGTOW is not justifying your choices to someone else. Never quite understood the trade of on that for occasional sex.

CoyoteDanny · 2019-09-04T16:14:35+00:00

Reminds me of a girlfriend I had many years ago, before I saw the light. She brought up one of the weird "What if" scenarios and, in this case, it was "What if she became bisexual and started dating women and me at the same time". I said I would dump her because she also said I wasn't allowed to date other women. Needless to say I got out of that relationship quickly. The final nail in the coffin was her getting upset at me for changing my Facebook profile picture that was of me and her, to just me, yet she was free to change hers however she pleased.

Dat_Azz_Spanker · 2019-09-04T17:21:39+00:00

Honey, go do something useful, make me a sammich!

yotsmungand90 · 2019-09-21T18:15:22+00:00

"Women, here comes the knives sharpener!"

It's a classical Italian yell from ages ago where everything was more rural, couldn't resist adding this.

[deleted] · 2019-11-30T11:03:20+00:00

Sex change? Most women will leave you when you lose your job. You don't even need something drastic like a sex change.

realitymeetirony · 2019-09-04T03:27:36+00:00

Priceless!

peacevibes13 · 2019-09-04T09:07:50+00:00

Ladies can you live without men's money and you can control over your body boosted with cheating nurtures for whole life

ServentOfReason · 2019-09-04T10:39:31+00:00

I wonder if she'd stick with her boyfriend if he cut off his penis.

[deleted] · 2019-09-04T10:45:32+00:00

aka How to torture your beta male.

tryintofly · 2019-09-04T10:50:33+00:00

Just I wanted my wife to have: a dick. That I had to pay for.

woodinleg · 2019-09-04T11:02:56+00:00

On the vright side, no more indecisivness on the question where do you want to go for dinner tonight.

Leland_Darkwood · 2019-09-04T11:20:09+00:00

Modern women are extremely silly and entitled. As a species, logic has left them.

Rblake94 · 2019-09-04T11:26:53+00:00

That's just STUPID

BlackWinterShinigami · 2019-09-04T12:10:22+00:00

I say the husband should let her pack, but first make sign a contract and video stating that she gives up her right to alimony, child support and custody of kids (if any), assets etc.

Then help her @$$ pack, and kick her out, and be grateful her stupid @$$ is gone, because apparently she shit testing you to see if you gay.......umm if the husband was gay he would have married a man = it is now legal, jack @$$.

See stupid thots like this is one of the many reasons why MGTOW exist

[deleted] · 2019-09-04T12:51:29+00:00

Sorry but.........the fuck is this???

Sid_Vichous · 2019-09-04T15:20:51+00:00

Meanwhile if his hours get cut at work he's on the chopping block.

TigPlaze · 2019-09-04T15:28:16+00:00

He kicked her ass.

crassrecords · 2019-09-04T16:47:23+00:00

Please God, I know you're there, just aim Ceres to the Earth.

Herkentyu_cico · 2019-09-04T17:59:27+00:00

idk. i fuck a vagina because it's good. i wouldn't fuck a dick. This people try to make too much sense out of everything but people ultimately don't work like this i believe

Title	Swiped off the gram
Author	SirSpitsalot
Upvotes	3117
Comments	109
Date	September 4, 2019 12:39 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/czdi58/swiped_off_the_gram/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/swiped-off-the-gram.403352 https://theredarchive.com/post/403352

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