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[–]Valk_Eir78 points79 points80 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I've seen this copy pasted on so many goddamn profiles in my simp days. Do these women actually think this makes them look like they have a sense of humour or are creative? Crazy bitches everywhere.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally the only 'humor' women know of is 'hurting men'.
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[–]LetsStartFlame16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
‘Woman are funny Heidi, get over it’
Where is that quote from
[–]mattmanoblot4206 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Girls are funny get over it say muh vagina a lot
[–]TonyMontana4565 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As long as thirsty simps keep treating them as such
[–]Misogynes0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well her lazy eye and downs-syndrome chin is kinda funny.
[–]Gibits29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit my ex wife went to that school. Maybe that’s an old picture? Someone marry her so I can stop paying alimony.
[–]Friendlyfire810225 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Must also be over 6' 2"
[–]mattmanoblot42013 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think you mean 6'4'' lol
[–]b066015 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wonder if she realises that no dude reads profiles .... All that satanic shit for nothing
[–]Sneakybobo10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You read them after the match. And then unmatch.
[–]KyleAlex61510 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Imagine if a guy had this as his bios. He would be labelled a psychopath and banned...
[–]Red_Pill_Wolf4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Admitting to being a Conservative and Pro Life can result in you being labelled a Psychopath and banned these days...
[–]Liburnian8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I guess your dark overlord is worthless too then. Stupid bitch, lock her up and throw away the key.
[–]dontlike-hotz1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think It’s a metaphor. The death is through your toil putting up with her shit, your blood is your hard earned and the overlord is the shoe store
[–]MrMagtow5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
As Patrice O'Neill said, (paraphrasing) "women have this movie in their head. They see themselves as the villain, that's their day-dream. For men, you swoop in and save the day, you're a Hero. Not for women. They want to be the villain, and their fantasy, like men swooping in, is that they swoop in all mysterious like, commit some act, some illegal act, and the crux of the fantasy is they get away with it.".
This is what kills me with BP'ers. They chase after women, and project their mentality, integrity and fidelity onto them. If only they knew what was in their g\f/wife's minds.
Just to tell a story, I was drunk the other night and met a guy and his new fiance who just said yes 2 days ago. I was checking out her tits and trying to imagine I could see her pussy through her dress. When I looked up, she was looking right into my eyes. She knew I just eye-fucked her and wasn't looking away. After 10 seconds of us staring at each other, he dragged her away. Know your prey.
[–]Jarrah9650 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My man isn't that why most horror movies have females as the cursed spirit? Because she deserves to be cursed in the afterlife, HAHAHA.
[–]JayCintheUsa3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oooh, so edgy.
[–]therandombiker12 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nothing to see, just a common girl and her ordinary fantasies
[–]William_A_Bishop2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, putting "i want to slit your throat" on a dating bio? What the fuck sort of moron thinks this is a good idea?
[–]Misogynes2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, and NTU is the most prestigious school in Taiwan. Imagine what the rest of these cunts are like.
Taiwan’s women’ve really fallen apart in the last few (~5) years. Hard to imagine that just one generation ago they were all traditional.
[–]Don-Blackman1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Enticing
[–]n0x29a1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
im swiping right
[–]Vaginal_Tissue_Balls1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What’s funny is that you could kill her with one blow and she thinks she’s hard.
[–]MEMZdotEXE1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, that's a funny bio
[–]RoboMandrake1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That seems ripe for a 'who hurt you'.
[–]Cuck-WTF1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's probably a South Korean "Daughter of Megalia". (Probably not)
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Queen of sarcasm
[–]DWS33_0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
NPCS
[–]SpinPlates0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have a giant baphomet and all seeing eye tattoo on my thighs. Its just satire, I'm not a satanist but when girls try to act edgy like this I call them out out their bluff.
I've seen this copy pasta 1,000 fucking times. Makes me cringe thinking about all the copy pasta guys must put in their tinder bios.
[–]630am_now0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She could have just written, "I want to be your wife". Same thing.
[–]Mchooofer0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally my worst night mare. I don't fear been beaten in public by some other dudes. I fear getting my throat sliced in my sleep the most.
Edit: not that I've had anyone remotely try it in me, thank god
[–]everythingisatoms0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like Dark Cucklord
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop posting this shit....I don’t need to read it
[–]TheHeroWeNeed450 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/jesuschristreddit
[–]tizertiger0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She assumed the dark ones gender how narrow minded
[–]SirShabby0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nigga what the fuck
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