They all do this!

Valk_Eir · 2019-02-09T08:01:18+00:00

I've seen this copy pasted on so many goddamn profiles in my simp days. Do these women actually think this makes them look like they have a sense of humour or are creative? Crazy bitches everywhere.

LetsStartFlame · 2019-02-09T07:49:18+00:00

Women think they’re comedians.

Gibits · 2019-02-09T07:50:48+00:00

Holy shit my ex wife went to that school. Maybe that’s an old picture? Someone marry her so I can stop paying alimony.

Friendlyfire8102 · 2019-02-09T09:46:24+00:00

Must also be over 6' 2"

b0660 · 2019-02-09T07:55:30+00:00

Wonder if she realises that no dude reads profiles .... All that satanic shit for nothing

KyleAlex615 · 2019-02-09T11:53:12+00:00

Imagine if a guy had this as his bios. He would be labelled a psychopath and banned...

Liburnian · 2019-02-09T08:06:39+00:00

I guess your dark overlord is worthless too then. Stupid bitch, lock her up and throw away the key.

MrMagtow · 2019-02-09T15:36:44+00:00

As Patrice O'Neill said, (paraphrasing) "women have this movie in their head. They see themselves as the villain, that's their day-dream. For men, you swoop in and save the day, you're a Hero. Not for women. They want to be the villain, and their fantasy, like men swooping in, is that they swoop in all mysterious like, commit some act, some illegal act, and the crux of the fantasy is they get away with it.".

This is what kills me with BP'ers. They chase after women, and project their mentality, integrity and fidelity onto them. If only they knew what was in their g\f/wife's minds.

Just to tell a story, I was drunk the other night and met a guy and his new fiance who just said yes 2 days ago. I was checking out her tits and trying to imagine I could see her pussy through her dress. When I looked up, she was looking right into my eyes. She knew I just eye-fucked her and wasn't looking away. After 10 seconds of us staring at each other, he dragged her away.
Know your prey.

JayCintheUsa · 2019-02-09T12:46:41+00:00

Oooh, so edgy.

therandombiker1 · 2019-02-09T09:23:08+00:00

nothing to see, just a common girl and her ordinary fantasies

William_A_Bishop · 2019-02-09T15:01:45+00:00

Yeah, putting "i want to slit your throat" on a dating bio? What the fuck sort of moron thinks this is a good idea?

Don-Blackman · 2019-02-09T09:26:05+00:00

Enticing

n0x29a · 2019-02-09T10:54:22+00:00

im swiping right

Vaginal_Tissue_Balls · 2019-02-09T13:50:14+00:00

What’s funny is that you could kill her with one blow and she thinks she’s hard.

MEMZdotEXE · 2019-02-09T14:38:52+00:00

Lol, that's a funny bio

RoboMandrake · 2019-02-09T14:42:22+00:00

That seems ripe for a 'who hurt you'.

Cuck-WTF · 2019-02-09T15:11:53+00:00

She's probably a South Korean "Daughter of Megalia". (Probably not)

MajesticWhiteBull · 2019-02-09T17:34:07+00:00

Queen of sarcasm

DWS33_ · 2019-02-09T14:39:39+00:00

NPCS

SpinPlates · 2019-02-09T16:57:59+00:00

I have a giant baphomet and all seeing eye tattoo on my thighs. Its just satire, I'm not a satanist but when girls try to act edgy like this I call them out out their bluff.

I've seen this copy pasta 1,000 fucking times. Makes me cringe thinking about all the copy pasta guys must put in their tinder bios.

630am_now · 2019-02-09T17:04:56+00:00

She could have just written, "I want to be your wife". Same thing.

Mchooofer · 2019-02-09T17:13:04+00:00

Literally my worst night mare. I don't fear been beaten in public by some other dudes. I fear getting my throat sliced in my sleep the most.

Edit: not that I've had anyone remotely try it in me, thank god

everythingisatoms · 2019-02-09T18:26:34+00:00

More like Dark Cucklord

[deleted] · 2019-02-09T22:34:26+00:00

Stop posting this shit....I don’t need to read it

TheHeroWeNeed45 · 2019-02-10T00:12:22+00:00

r/jesuschristreddit

tizertiger · 2019-02-10T12:37:37+00:00

She assumed the dark ones gender how narrow minded

SirShabby · 2019-02-10T12:54:33+00:00

Nigga what the fuck

Errorcode99 · 2019-02-09T15:59:03+00:00

Dark overlord = TYRONE IRONBALLS

Title	They all do this!
Author	Habihirwe3
Upvotes	122
Comments	40
Date	February 9, 2019 7:45 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/aoqau7/they_all_do_this/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/they-all-do-this.397098 https://theredarchive.com/post/397098

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