Think this will hold up in a rape case?

Infinitewisdom1984 · 2020-01-04T18:29:04+00:00

"HE OPENED IT WITH HIS FEET AND HANDS YOUR HONOR"

"GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!"

DangZagnut · 2020-01-04T18:31:00+00:00

Not in the slightest. Rape is an opinion of a sexual encounter after the fact.

Paladin2903 · 2020-01-04T18:47:50+00:00

Nowadays, I only need one hand, because women are too big of a risk to deal with, and this world is absolutely fucking insane.

pkarlmann · 2020-01-04T19:13:54+00:00

What's the point? Even if you put up a contract before sex and have it signed by a notary, she'll still cry 'rape'.

Bokulence · 2020-01-04T19:47:19+00:00

"I was drunk and i didn't know what i was doing"

"He order me to open it, i didn't want it"

"I was scared he would oppress me if don't obey his orders"

"I don't remember consenting about doing such a think with a white male"

pwnzusauce · 2020-01-04T18:27:21+00:00

Nope, wahmyn will always play the victim and the current gynocentrism will just favor them.

Bourbonandcigars06 · 2020-01-04T19:23:06+00:00

Lol. Made me chuckle

. Nope, nothing will hold up ever

Regret rape is the new thing. Did something wish wouldn’t have, rape, was under influence, unable to consent and rape, not taking you to dinner 5 times a week=being treated horribly and therefore rap

rocko20002 · 2020-01-04T20:36:19+00:00

In my time, "consent" involved two mature people having sexual attraction to each other being emotionally in accord with each other, without even having to say yes or no.

Not today. Today "consent" involves to equivalent of drafting the Treaty of Versailles.

nerves-of-steel · 2020-01-04T18:32:20+00:00

Are you kidding me? LOL

MGTOW-Soldier · 2020-01-04T18:27:27+00:00

What if someone has only one hand

heavywepsguy · 2020-01-04T20:04:18+00:00

9 out of 10 people enjoy a gangbang ;)

NelsonIllustrator · 2020-01-05T05:13:21+00:00

Can't blame companies for trying to find a solution. But every rational man knows that absolutely nothing, not even a signed contract can prove consent. A woman only needs to testify in court that she feels raped, and it will be so. Don't play the rigged game

SuperSlav2 · 2020-01-05T09:28:57+00:00

Great, now I can get raped by General Grievous and now no one would believe me

The_original_Maccyx · 2020-01-04T18:35:35+00:00

No comment on the original question as I think it’s rather stupid to even ask...but this will not hold up as a product. I can’t see anyone using these more than once before deciding they are a pain in the ass and not worth the trouble.

andreas-mgtow · 2020-01-04T21:27:19+00:00

Doesn't matter, those won't sell. Retarded company making them will go broke in a few months.

EntWarwick · 2020-01-04T23:44:01+00:00

Y'all are so obsessed over false accusations you missed the real point. Rapists don't use condoms -.-

the_ultimate_salvaje · 2020-01-05T00:16:45+00:00

If a chick pulls this on me, I’ll just leave.

Rottinghere · 2020-01-05T02:46:25+00:00

Absolute retardation.

2020-01-04T18:52:12+00:00

hah

not a horrible idea really..... in theory

pretty sure the right female lawyer would get around that tho

SocialAssassin4Hire · 2020-01-04T19:02:50+00:00

Audio spy cameras work better

Encrypted587 · 2020-01-04T19:54:09+00:00

So bitches won't be able to pierce them any more

ObsidianAdonis · 2020-01-04T20:18:09+00:00

When did we switch reality? I am having a hard time believing that ad is real.

rocko20002 · 2020-01-04T20:27:37+00:00

CBS:Cuck Beta Simps

SkylordAl · 2020-01-04T20:34:22+00:00

What if she's the one who wants you to go raw, even if you don't?

0lemundo · 2020-01-04T20:51:45+00:00

Men trying to fix 'the problem' with the usual goodwill and naivety when women complain as a tool of abuse, and will always find a way to complain to keep the flow of attention and resources until all men, as a group, stop being naive.

jonnytechno · 2020-01-04T21:46:30+00:00

It ain't gonna get you out of a false accusation input money on it

ClowntownDenisen1234 · 2020-01-04T23:19:02+00:00

I mean.. you could just get a buddy to help you with your rape. Someone didn't think this through.

2020-01-04T23:28:05+00:00

Hey kings, mb I'm missing smth, but can't you just open it carefully with scissors?.. That's what I do with Durex sometimes and it works fine.

In any case, this just won't sell. Regular condom opening is already a chore in 4 out of 5 cases, and this one's gonna be even worse. (Welp, not that it's relevant to volcels)

A_lesson_in_gamer · 2020-01-05T00:06:19+00:00

Just use the one thing you’re never supposed to use in the act... teeth.

gormagion · 2020-01-05T01:39:28+00:00

Nope.

Remember, women can retroactively withdraw consent.

"Your honor, we started all nice, but later I said 'no' and he wouldn't stop. Therefore, he raped me"

BONER-IMMORTAL · 2020-01-05T02:22:40+00:00

Lmao. No rapist uses condoms.

Water_Pear · 2020-01-05T03:12:55+00:00

"Judge, my client was raped. Plain and simple."

"Didn't they use one of them there consent condoms? There were two at the scene and the defendant provided it as evidence."

"Yes Your Honor, but... consent condoms?"

"Yes, consent condoms, it takes four hands to open the box to get the condom for intercourse. The defendant says it wouldn't be possible for him to do it on his there own while the two had sex. Mind you, God loving consensual sex."

*Lawyer thinking intensifies*

"Two condoms at the scene could only mean one thing Your Honor. My client forgot the small detail that she was being plowed by two men, suh."

"Why didn't she mention it before?"

"She didn't want to be slut shamed, suh, no sirree."

"Weeeelll, looks like a cut and dry case of rape to me."

RedpillEatingMonk · 2020-01-05T03:34:27+00:00

What a fucking joke.

Herr__Lipp · 2020-01-05T06:41:14+00:00

General Grievous intensifies

rsXer · 2020-01-05T09:31:53+00:00

I only got one working hand! How could I still get action?

CommanderHeMan · 2020-01-05T11:53:11+00:00

Because actual rapists are always careful to put a condom on first.

despacitoisgay · 2020-01-06T07:58:45+00:00

Think this will hold up in a rape case?

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Title	Think this will hold up in a rape case?
Author	Professsor_Q
Upvotes	141
Comments	44
Date	January 4, 2020 6:23 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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