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[–]brutalitymuffin157 points158 points159 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Finally a man with realistic dating expectations.
[–]DangZagnut78 points79 points80 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exception thrown: Bumble has crashed. Please adjust your profile to not get 10,000 matches an hour
[–]tmattm57 points58 points59 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He forgot she is required to have at least three children from three different fathers without knowing at least one of those.
[–]sehns18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah except taking it that far would stop it from being funny
[–]u45349693462 points3 points4 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]HonestGamingTroll24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These thots will be racking up those bonus points.
[–]BullTopia21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TINDER
This app fuels the female egotistical and narcissistic nature by giving them the selfie culture they crave, and a buffet of cock to choose from. This, in turn, transforms most of these girls into picky bitches with shitty attitudes, who believe they are "special snowflakes". Most of you females on here have nothing to offer but your depreciating looks and your worn out disease-ridden vaginas.
[–]Magnolia100818 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
would love to read his inbox.
[–]Tacofonzy3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep it would be awesome
[–]MGTOWayoflife2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey I'm not like that I'm different x1000
[–]Holymanbaba17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mark Twain level writing
[–]show-me-the-numbers7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's never too late to find happiness between the blown out labia of a cum dumpster who has just turned her life around.
[–]cadecarroll6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
my last relationship_irl
[–]MJsdanglebaby3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is an 11 out of 10, or, 'so good I wish I wrote it'.
[–]D555drive4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Where do you worK?" First question of some post wall fatasaurusRex
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He forgot “Don’t message needs if your weight doesn’t start with a 2.”
[–]reach_for_the_top2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My psychotic ex wife literally drove me to try Xanax Fk that, singlehood it is
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not sure if Joke.
🤔
[–]FeedMeMore227785341 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he’s so “woke” why is he using dating apps 🤡🤡🤡 homeboy is the whole damn circus
[–]Wide-Brick1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
perfect!
[–]OddPhilosopher11 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh man, I'm gonna put a profile with this description just for the hell of it hahahah
[–]Labyrinth2_01 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True words spoken!
[–]DumbIdiotsReadThis1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh shit, its the high-value male that FDS has desperate for! Lock up your daughters!
[+]Ha32a-6 points-5 points-4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From what i have heard this Tinder profile was made by that man's wife because she caught him cheating to shame him
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[–]tmattm57 points58 points59 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]sehns18 points19 points20 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]u45349693462 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HonestGamingTroll24 points25 points26 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BullTopia21 points22 points23 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Magnolia100818 points19 points20 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Tacofonzy3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MGTOWayoflife2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Holymanbaba17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]show-me-the-numbers7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]cadecarroll6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MJsdanglebaby3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Wide-Brick1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]OddPhilosopher11 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Labyrinth2_01 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DumbIdiotsReadThis1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+]Ha32a-6 points-5 points-4 points (0 children) | Copy Link