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[–]stonehead1697 points98 points99 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Where are my testicles, summer?
[–]Zachjsrf35 points36 points37 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Where have they gone?
You will call me SNOWBALL!
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Snuffles” was my slave name, you shall now call me, SMOWBALL because my fur is pretty and white.
[–]ToshinRaiizen10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Season 4 in November :D
[–]stonehead166 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't wait :)
[–]ToshinRaiizen47 points48 points49 points 7 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
What are the five reasons? I'm in need of a good laugh.
[–]Chakra_Devourer31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah...like wtf. He cut off the good part.
[–]Tim3727[S] 35 points36 points37 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Ok so here's the copy paste of the reasons:
1) I love sex and his monogamy - Let’s start with the obvious one. I love sex. Who doesn’t? Weirdos, right? I love his monogamy. I love having the emotional security of a stable relationship. I have my cake and eat it too.
2) Jealousy - I can’t handle it and he can. It takes emotional maturity to process the emotions he has to experience. It takes confidence to believe you can outperform your spouse’s lover, an area I’m lacking in. Dealing with my affairs is a symbol of strength, I have no idea how anyone can say cuckolds are weak. When I think about what this does to my libido, it’s not a surprise that my husband and I have sex every day. If I have sex with a hot guy with abs, I’m turned on for the next month. I think it’s bizarre that some guy who hasn’t had sex in months calls my husband weak when he’s getting laid every day. I don’t see my man as weak, I see him as an alpha male who doesn’t get ruined by jealousy.
3) It brings us closer together. This one takes some explaining, but jealousy, in moderation, can bring a couple closer together. One of my girlfriends had a bit too much to drink, and showed her boobs to another man. She told her husband the next morning; he was furious and she was apologetic, then they had really hot make up sex. I read an Elle article where the writer confessed to her boyfriend that she made out with another man; he was furious, then they had really hot make up sex. We experience my affairs as a couple. He communicates his jealousy. His humiliation. His regret that he doesn’t get to live the life that I do. And I experience those emotions with him (yes, I really do feel bad about what I do to him). Then I explain the hot sex that I had, and he thinks about the woman he loves having intense orgasms and enjoys them with me. His pain becomes my pain. My pleasure becomes his pleasure. My husband and I are constantly having hot make up sex.
4) It’s kinky - it’s a power play for me. My husband’s monogamy, his normal sex life, makes mine seem wilder. People have called me depraved, and they’re kinda right. My husband and I have sex for love, and that makes it so much naughtier when I have sex with others for lust. It’s so carnal, so physical, so hot! 5) It spices up our sex life. I can defend cuckolding all I like, but deep down I know what he goes through for me is insane. I love him so much more. I feel so much younger. I have so much more sexual energy. I have a stable man, and he gets a horny wife. It works for us.
[–]Chakra_Devourer41 points42 points43 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit....wow! 2. "I see him as alpha." HAHA! What's so alpha about him letting his bitch does as she pleases? Cuckold is the very definition of beta male!
[–]MGTOWtoday24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Translation: 1) I’m selfish and have zero empathy or love for my partner. 2) I get a kick out of emotionally abusing him. 3) I like to bullshit myself to avoid addressing my own psychopathic behavior. 4) I get off on my own degeneracy, regardless of how self destructive it may be. 5) I really like emotionally abusing my partner.
[–]TheBrokenSigil4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
this guy could make a living selling concentrated manure. you took all her bullshit and put it in an easy to handle package. take my upvote sir!
[–]MGTOWtoday2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It gets increasingly easy to see women’s manipulation the older I get. As soon as things get convoluted, you know they’re trying to manipulate.
[–]TheTimelessUsername19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it’s bizarre that some guy who hasn’t had sex in months calls my husband weak when he’s getting laid every day.
The woman can fuck off with that statement. He is the lowest quality man she could ever get.
[–]oirectine0010 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I can have my cake and eat it too"
Fantastic idea. Give women more cake. That'll help the skyrocketing obesity epedemic
[–]stonehead168 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel disgusted. Like seriously man you shame us. Ask your wife "where are my balls, darling? "
[–]TGWWHOW6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
my sides
[–]ToshinRaiizen5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought I'd get a good laugh, but this is just fucking scary and disgusting. Poor guy.
[–]ZarBandit2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His humiliation. His regret that he doesn’t get to live the life that I do.
This is getting into chatfish level insanity.
[–]mgtow_bob1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not gonna lie. This broad would get straight up murdered by me if she was telling me this crazy shit. Just what in the fuck man.
[–]Diogeneplz115 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doesn’t matter to me. Just classic hamster spinning you or and I could derive. It’d be more fun to try and get the five reasons ourselves first then backchecking them.
[–]Throwthe882738 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Open for her, monogamous for him.”
No psychology professional would EVER assume this to be healthy in the past.
Today, it is oppression to have the woman be monogamous.
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Twist-He wrote the list himself because he lives in a beta delusion while she maximizes her life potential.
[–]WolverineDLogan19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Okay this is the definition of a cuck.
[–]Tim3727[S] 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A prime example
[–]NYCCOOP 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/r/mentalillness
[–]Electronic_Record10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No one can save this generation
[–]TheRabid10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow. Nine years?
[–]quickGunShoot3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He is sick.
[–]mgtow_bob4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There I go with that whole time control fantasy again. I would put this broad in san quinten. For years. You know what's nuts? She'd probably enjoy that? Yeah, I'd probably just go foolkiller. Ha, nah, the whole world would bore me I'd imagine and I'd give up, same as I've already done. But hey, it's fun to fantisize a bit. No?
[–]eduardkoopman2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WTF?? I can imagine a man accepting a woman to have sex outside of their "relationship"; only when he also has side sex or the option to go look for that.
[–]SilverGryphon2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Should change his name to Wussly
[–]213546416546841 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Of course she has to publicly praise her husband, even if she straight up disrespects him. She knows she's got it made. Chad and Tyrone won't give her a house or pay her bills...
[–]Diogeneplz11 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His name is Wesley Paris
[–]NoCharism1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
looooooooooser!
[–]NoConsent20191 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Am I the only one who gets angry by reading this? Pathetic simp without self respect
[–]TheDarkOZ1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The minute a woman wants an open relationship say yes. Open that door for her and kick her out of your life.
[–]starkfuture1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stupid cuck.
[–]pjoman960 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want to punch him more than her
[–]snowflakeliberaltard0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
No one else suspects this is fake ?
[–]Geckobird1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why would it be? It's more common than you think.
[–]snowflakeliberaltard0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Have you ever actually met someone that this applies to? I know there are polyamorous couples but this post just seems a bit sarcastic almost
[–]Geckobird0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean I havent, it just wouldn't surprise me even a little if it was real.
[–]tw-1234a0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sure she has reasons, what are his reasons?
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