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[–]igetbucketsallday40 points41 points42 points 9 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
/2. No problem
/3. No problem, won't be pulling over to help
/4. No problem, I'll take the stairs
[–]RadikalEU7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Why should you take the stairs?
[–]OrionCentauri 41 points42 points43 points 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Men keep fit. Women get fat.
[–]fearganfadhb3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I noticed this in my old job. I worked on the 3rd storey of a 5 storey building. All the men would take the stairs while the lazy bitches would wait around for the elevator.
[–]Prometheus4440 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I purposely go downstairs to the second floor bathroom every time I have to use it to increase my daily steps/flights climbed. The only time I'm using the elevator is if I'm physically unable to walk up the stairs.
[–]RadikalEU1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Even if it's 82 floors?
[–]Argosy3716 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I climbed 28 floors up some hotel stairs once. Elevators were clogged. Good exercise.
[–]goodbeertimes1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
You are the man! I can't get beyond 10 floors.
[–]Prometheus4440 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I can't get beyond 10 floors.
That's pretty sad man...
[–]goodbeertimes0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Seriously? How many floors do you think a healthy man should be able to go? I will try that today itself.
[–]Prometheus4440 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Dude, if you can't make it up 10 flights of stairs you should consider some serious lifestyle changes. I mean that in the most sincere way possible.
[–]goodbeertimes1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
up 10 flights of stairs
You mean 10 floors right? If so, thanks. I will take it as a wakeup call and work on it.
[–]Prometheus4441 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Yes, I meant floors. Try hiking if you live in an area with hills/ravines. It became a serious hobby for me and led to hiking mountains in the Adirondacks in NY!
[–]Herpnderp145 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Almost did the same thing once with my sister and a friend. Though it was 26 or 27 floors. Didn't matter as we gained those calories back by drinking at a party.
[–]thewatisit0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They have stairs you can climb? I always thought the stairs are behind alarmed doors meant for emergencies.
[–]Reprogramming_Life35 points36 points37 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Oh, oh, okay, don't rape her. I've been doing it wrong all these years.
[–]Darth_Bicycle21 points22 points23 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. I gotta write this shit down too.
[–]goodbeertimes2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Will recurring reminder on ical help?
[–]johnnyblorf 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm really bummed that now it's too late for me to get in on this whole rape culture. What was I even doing in my life back when I could easily have gotten away with it?
[–]mkultra336 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good looking out for the rest of us, brother. Us men are kind of.. not bright. /s
[–]Reprogramming_Life2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol I try.
Unreal how solid this advice is.
[–]jahozafet1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
You mean, 'please rape her'? I'm confused.
[–]noonethethird20 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This cunts are really obsessed with rape.
Usually rape is something I don't think about because, well, I'm not clinically insane or a fucking pervert. If anything, all this ideas probably make me more likely to rape because before I didn't even know raping a woman while repairing a car was even possible and now I know it's like a thing or something.
BTW they need men to keep raping women so they can claim victim status and continue to ask for special treatment and privileges under that premise, maybe that's because they advertise it so much and constantly remind us "not to rape". Remember, the easiest way to ENCOURAGE something is by constantly labeling it as prohibited. It doesn't work as well if it's just punished by law, you have to actively remind the subjects that is wrong and they cannot do it so the subjects will start wanting to do it.
[–]newMGTOW2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWjiZY8snh8
my favourite dexter scene
[–]mephisto20991 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I miss that show so much.
Such a shame how the last season was such a directionless mess. Crappy way to send it off.
[–]noonethethird1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It lost me on season 3 or something. The premise really couldn't be stretched much longer than that to be honest, season 4 already looked like they started beating a dead horse...
[–]FalloutFan21 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
legendairy
[–]Erayz-SSBM0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But remember that in a feminist's mind, just staring at them is considered rape. Heck, if she believes you are thinking about her, even in the most platonic way and she doesn't want to, it's still rape.
[–]mentalidade_logica17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
The moral of the story = stay away from women.
Because her Daddy Government and her Aunt Feminism have given her the complete power to destroy your life, just with her finger-pointing.
[–]8017354 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
her Daddy Government and her autism Feminism
[–]DeusExMaximum4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
How dare you compare autism to feminism. That shit's won wars, man.
[–]8017350 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
But then it got feministized. =]
[–]mentalidade_logica1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Actually I'm part autistic, but I do like your comment.
Compromise to Aunt_Ism Feminism.
Autistic people sometimes tend to have far out views and strange abilities. Watch the Rain Man with Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise.
[–]8017351 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Did watch but couldn't count so fast. ]=)
[–]mentalidade_logica1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's autism my friend.
[–]8017351 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
(straightens everything lying on the desk into an orderly grid)
[–]mentalidade_logica1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seeing life as an orderly grid too and the reasons / causes why it is not, one of many examples.
[–]Herpnderp145 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup, and don't forget those beta drones and "Alpha" drones reinforcing it all.
[–]TheExSexOffender 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not if I bury the body where it can't be found.
[–]Westerly-11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you pull over to help a woman whos car is broken down, rember she's a strong independent women who can fix her own fucken car.
[–]8017351 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm a careful driver, I keep my eyes on the road and my hands on the steering wheel. Can't even wave as I slowly coast by. ]=)
[–]MiGTOWing 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ohhhhhhh, don't rape her.
[+]FalloutFan2 9 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
What I see when I read those signs:
\2. When you see a woman walking by yourself, if you're a Chad, TALK TO HER
\3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, and you're a Chad, GET PHYSICAL WITH HER
\4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, and you're a Chad, MAKE HER FANTASIES COME TRUE
[–]noonethethird16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Remember, it's only rape if you're NOT CHAD
[–]the-capitan 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
if you're not chad, it's creepy and sexual harassment. if you're chad, she wants you to do it.
[–]Lord_o_teh_Memes0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL
[–]JanisLacis 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I had to read that a couple of times for it to make sense, but wow, that is a very intelligent quote actually. I had never thought of it like that. Explains a lot!
[–]FalloutFan26 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
It's simple, whatever a woman says, do the opposite of that. It's because their brains are naturally predisposed to avoiding logic.
[–]OrionCentauri 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Got to make sure i remember the next time a girl says hi to me not to rape her.
[–]PinHunter656 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I had a dollar for all the times Ive thought about raping a chick who was broken down on the side of the road.....id be a feminist.
[–]AlanSixx6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Every time I come into work the office manager thinks I am a murderer rapist. She doesn't say it, but I know she is thinking it.
I always come in the side entrance because it's rude to walk through a lobby of patients. She is so retarded I don't know how she had made it this far.
[–]JediFapArtist 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've gotten that look from office managers and receptionists before. Fuck em.
[–]Amnesia25087 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes because real rapists will follow these commands. Hurr durr.
[–]DarthCallidous3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You couldn't pay me enough to even consider having sex with a modern woman, let alone rape her.
[–]Strella10m3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this is hilarious
i recognize those bullet points from a satirical email mocking feminist rape hysteria where its basically pointing out how fucking stupid their belief that men need to be reminded not to rape is.
the fact this looks like it is on a wall of a school or college is hilariously depressing, these people are so stupid they cant even see how stupid they appear
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[–]realChebz2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
REMEMBER guys! Don't RAPE her!!
Oh shit I forgot! I should have written it down!
[–]HumanBeingOfEarth1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you for reminding me I would've never remembered to stop raping women in elevators because you know, pussy is worth a life time in prison. Hahahahahaha
[–]ManIsWalking1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ok, but what if she's really asking for It? Like, what if I'm minding my business, take the lift, and as soon as I walk in i find her tied to the wall, naked, with a 'please rape' sign around her neck.
Would it be ok to rape then? Oh, no? Well.... shit....
[–]Cazazkq1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're so optimistic you cook food for houses.
I hope you have a nice day!
[–]Dickwraith93 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is she rapes me?
[–]AMD_2017 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this for Muslims?
[–]4169726f6e2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Huh, good thing you reminded me because I was just about to storm into the elevator and rape my neighbors just as I've been doing for the last 10 years, thanks.
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What I see when I read those signs:
\2. When you see a woman walking by yourself, if you're a Chad, TALK TO HER
\3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, and you're a Chad, GET PHYSICAL WITH HER
\4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, and you're a Chad, MAKE HER FANTASIES COME TRUE
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