too damn true

DKN3 · 2020-05-11T21:34:18+00:00

I’ve had deadly blowjobs

abascaburger · 2020-05-11T22:33:19+00:00

Worst head I ever received was from a lesbian

jameer94 · 2020-05-12T00:44:21+00:00

It's because most women barely put in effort because they know desperate simps will accept anything. If seducing a man required as much skill, charm, patience, and ability to read emotions as seducing a woman most women would give up and go wgtow.

Shimakaze4 · 2020-05-12T05:20:33+00:00

Had a girl grab my shaft at the bottom and nearly twist my cock off. Bitch it's a dick not a gear shift, you can't put me into 3rd gear.

MGTOWayoflife · 2020-05-11T21:37:35+00:00

Homer Simpson is the Goat.

jameer94 · 2020-05-12T00:36:07+00:00

JMFC! Dude! This is so awful I can't stop laughing!

And who am I going to send this too? All of my friends are simps! #LOL. Keep up the good work bro!

tw1nm3t30r · 2020-05-12T04:48:46+00:00

Oh we can find the clitoris. Your handjobs still fucking suck.

Rabano11 · 2020-05-11T22:24:16+00:00

Bruh, for realll. Women can’t suck dick for shit for ahit and then get annoyed you don’t come lmaoo Like they’re not ones responsible for that.

My skin is really sensitive, my skin is kind of ticklish, I need someone in tune with what I like and women are like ghoulish neanderthals like: why don’t you like what I like, well yeah I don’t need someone choking me because I don’t have inherent self-hatred, I need someone who can adjust their step.

Women: ughh, what’s wrong with you, I can’t deal with this but touch my clit with that magic touch and lick it perpendicular to earth’s rotation cause that’s what I like and you should know by my reaction. Not me though, if you don’t get off that’s on you. Women are horrible jn bed. Fact.

gtowerthrowaway · 2020-05-12T06:30:20+00:00

Truth has been spoken.

The fact is, most women are terrible at sex. And the ones that aren't have been with so many guys that it makes your dick wilt.

But is that really surprising? They suck at everything.

Latveria · 2020-05-12T07:08:43+00:00

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meeselbon573 · 2020-05-11T23:51:42+00:00

LFMAO! So true.

2020-05-11T23:53:09+00:00

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Imperiuma · 2020-05-12T12:00:05+00:00

Yeah yeah bitch u ain't gettin nothing after giving that shitty of a hand job!

Title	too damn true
Author	julius_pepperwood1
Upvotes	507
Comments	25
Date	May 11, 2020 7:42 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/ghuvlr/too_damn_true/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/too-damn-true.663516 https://theredarchive.com/post/663516

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