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[–][deleted] 141 points142 points143 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao.
[–]ideserveall128 points129 points130 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The truth is often funny
[–]buff_minorcan123 points124 points125 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
On point. Tho I'd wager you can get it out of the bed and couch more completely.
[–]BigRedDickhead52 points53 points54 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You could probably sell the couch, computer and mattress for more too.
[–]justiceavenger45 points46 points47 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People clean their furniture more then modern women keep their vaginas clean.
[–]swordshab50 points51 points52 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is funny but girls are made to be skeeted on
[–]24todeath 52 points53 points54 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Would you drink an open and half drinked soda?
[–]GoodLookingAndHumble80 points81 points82 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not if someone cummed in it, no.
[–]Swordeater41 points42 points43 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
https://i.imgur.com/247XSDb.jpg
[–]aikimi 26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL the followup line to that cartoon is the best. Too bad it’s not included. He says ‘I’d rather have the new one because the opened one might have a little bit of blood in it’
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always liked that show. It kind of got a bad rap for some reason.
[–]theJman2416 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
fuck. beat me to the punch
[–]Naz-One 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I was in the Army (mid 90's) we shared canteens all the time. No one skeeted on them, though.
[–]PalmelaHanderson_II5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The best version of this is when you're at a house party and people have been using chewing tobacco and leaving their spitter cans everywhere. Some poor drunk fool grabs a spitter can thinking it's his beer...
[–]Extra_Napkins1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Diet or regular?
[–]CrackingYs 42 points43 points44 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
When you consider the average 25 year old these days has been with 80-100 different Tinder guys, you realize that’s a lot of skeet.
[–]Naz-One 17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
80-100 seems high, even for a tinder thot. Didn't TFM do a calculation of how many miles of cock some chick took? Miles per-thot (MPT) is probably a better measure.
[–]Jimbo_Throw18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I was talking to this chick at she said she had over 200 guys before she was 21. And then of course she wanted me to buy her shoes for pics of her tits. Insane seeing that she was only about a 5-6/10.
[–]MgtowEuphoria 21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A woman who is unemployed, on Tinder all day and addicted to cock could easily meet 30 guys a month (if not 60 if she tries to multitask them).
Never mind there's women who are working as prostitutes who may see up to 10 clients a day.
[–]Jimbo_Throw5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well this chick was in school at the time. She was really making the most of her education.
[–]MgtowEuphoria 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It's easy to explain with some math.
Assume a woman loses her virginity at age 13. Age 30 - age 13 = 17 years. 17 years is about 204 months.
It's fairly reasonable for a man or a woman to have sex with a new person at least once a month. A woman is who active on Tinder is likely meeting 4 - 5 guys a month (not 1). Then you also have to factor in Spring Breaks and Summer Vacations where women could have sex with up to 7 guys a week. College THOTs are also meeting 2+ guys a week too.
It's fairly easy for most women to hit 200 or even 250 by age 30 now. I would say 300 or 400 by 30 is the new norm.
That's why women are writing into surveys and women's magazines saying they can't get an orgasms because they're always comparing you to their best guy out of 200 - 400 dicks.
[–]CrackingYs 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even 1 cock per month gets a thot to 80 cocks in 6 years 8 months. These are rookie numbers compared to the real cumdumpster sluts.
[–]andreas-mgtow41 points42 points43 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brrrrlllliant, and sad.
[–]CMDR_TJ_LAZER34 points35 points36 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No hymen, no diamond.
[–]PenisTorvalds2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No diamond, ever.
[–]the_unseen_one32 points33 points34 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've made similar points to blue pills in the past and they just refuse to get it. It's totally different when it's a person! Somehow.
Kinda like the sandwich thing; if you were getting a sandwich, would you prefer a clean, freshly made one or one which a dude had cum in?
[–]flipthezip[🍰] 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love how women are just literal objects to cum in, not actual people, amirite fellow men?
[–]LucidDreamMaster8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL!
Good stuff.
But, truth be told, guys are horney and always looking for a good looking female body to fuck so they can tolerate it a bit more.
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[–]TakeYourDailyDose1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Group validation. Virgin men are 'no good' because other women haven't 'verified' them yet.
It's the same reason they'll believe hearsay from their frenemies that hate you over you yourself, and why you're expected to get along with said frenemies even if they want nothing to do with you.
[–]Diminishing_return1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
A key that opens every lock is a master key. A lock that gets opened by every key is a bad lock.
It’s easier to clean off the dipstick than to change your oil.
But mostly because guys don’t get increasingly crazy as their partner count goes up.
[–]ProfessionalVegan6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His face every time he says he skeeted on it is priceless.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But that's what they're made for...
[–]JayJayEcks3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Notice he didnt mention skeeting.
Probably, because she wouldn't let him skeet and kept complaining that he masterbated, instead of just cuddling her.
[–]r24012 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To be fair i'd definitely take the computer though.
[–]VictoriaSobocki2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t think this is true. A body is a different thing than a mattress in regards to usage and cleaning.
[–]bellal_a1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
thats so true lol
[–]IncelistanWillRise1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm just seeing two men trying to barter old and used up objects. Nothing to see here
[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link
Cum doesn't stay in a woman. It is flushed out with her period
[–]rebellionmarch23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Actually a tiny amount of the dudes dna makes its way to her brain to camp out forever
https://www.forbes.com/forbes/welcome/?toURL=https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2017/08/15/male-dna-is-often-found-in-womens-brains-where-does-it-come-from/&refURL=https://www.google.ca/&referrer=https://www.google.ca/
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Read the article, it says sperm are very unlikely to do that.
[–]yrp9224 16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah but things like that support the mgtow narrative and will be presented as legitimate evidence til the end of time
[–]figyg6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was just trying to find this earlier today and couldn't find it. Thanks for the Post
[–]greenleefs0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
what about menopausal ones
[–]Hate_my_apathy2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
It rots inside them the same way milk does when it turns to cottage cheese.
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Cum doesn't stay in a woman. It is flushed out with her period
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