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[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
"Show me the way to go home... I'm tired and I wanna go to bed..."
[–]MohsAbsoluteHardon 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Didn’t see the first thot for about a half-hour. Tiger-cunt. 13-STD's. You know how you know that at work, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from her head to her toes. What we didn’t know, was that our job mission was so secret, no email had been sent. They didn’t even list our project overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, thots come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the thot come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that thot she'd go away… but sometimes she wouldn’t go away.
Sometimes that thot looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a thot is she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, she doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til she baby-traps ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The checkbook budget turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those thots come in and… they rip you to pieces.
[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All I have is this upvote. Take it.
[–]teslaistheshit1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good one. I read it in Quint's voice lol
[–]DWShimoda6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
" I had a little drink about an hour ago... And it's gone right to my head."
LOL
Either that or...
"We come on the sloop 'John B' ... My grandfather and me"
[–]TheMarvelousSchmuck1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Either one works for me lol.
Though to be honest, I'd sing "It's a Small World After All" for 16 hours straight if it meant I got to get away from college to go sailing right now.
[–]DWShimoda0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]t353tfb9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's a cool photo but I do not associate boats with tranquility. Boats in my experience are more like being in combat. Mind you I used to race not cruise. Very exhilarating but not at all peaceful!
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[–]t353tfb0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I pretty much agree with that. I am good at Jerry rigging and general fixing, but I still got worn down by the continual maintenance cycle to keep a boat in seaworthy condition. I do love the feeling of a well set up sailing boat powering to windward, but I don't want to own one again. Occasional charter works better for me. Plus, I can get as much sailing as I want by crewing on other guys boats. If you know what you are doing on a boat you can always find someone who wants to sail with you.
[–]DWShimoda4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
But can't help thinking the photo would be even better if that "Moon Spinnaker" were on the other side of the mast... whether the sailboat going the other way, or else moon in the opposite quarter-phase.
[–]William_A_Bishop1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This was bothering me too. Im glad im not alone.
[–]DWShimoda1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's especially bothersome because (rather obviously) it's a photo merge of two separate images.
[–]1v1crown2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is so cool
[–]VerboseQuestion1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How hard was it to get a shot like that? Looks awesome, I would hang that in my living room.
[–]DangZagnut0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Allāhu ʾakbar
That wold also look good as a sail on a Dhow.
[–]DWShimoda1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dhow dhow, yoo sowd lak yoo haf a code. Yoo feewin otay?
[–]DangZagnut0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
No, it's how you spell it in American. It's my favorite type of old sailing boat, still in service today.
I use to go camping on sand bars delivered by a dhow, and went swimming with sharks in blood filled water from the slaughtered goats and chickens that the crew did on the beach.
Pretty stupid now that I think about it.
No, it's how you spell it in American.
I Dhow.
;-)
[–]m5ufo 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is that you Abu?
[–]DangZagnut0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No just years in the middle east.
[–]Aariachang240 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shiiet I thought this was r/pics
[–]CiceroVoltaire0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that captures my retirement plan perfectly.
except I'm the only one onboard.
great pic.
[–]TheLastMgtow0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I thought this was u/MGtowAmerican instead is hamdullilah ack bar, mgtow is the only place where all men are at peace.
[–]sir_monkfish0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see a Russian flag.
[–]MGTOWAmerican0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thank you for the shout out. It’s a great picture I wish I had done it.
[–]TheLastMgtow0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude i wanna buy your book, looks like a good read and you seem to be following a good mgtow lifestyle. Keep doing this stuff.
[–]squidracer 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would love to get a house on a latke
[–]BottleCap-SnackTrap0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some would say that the moon is a lonely place with no value but I beg to differ. When I see the moon, I don't see a lonely dark vacuum of space with no true direction. What I see is mere potential to thrive on that moon with such a glorious society that should've been created from the beginning of man's first step onto it.
[–]lllDUNN-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ranch it up homie
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