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[–]the-cuck 215 points216 points217 points 7 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
--"I'm not here for hookups/FWBs/fuck boys, so good luck!"--Puts out on the first date
[–]underrated_kawasaki94 points95 points96 points 7 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link
They’re either on there to fuck (usually the ugly and desperate ones), to inflate their egos from seeing all the thirsty betas in their DM’s messaging them, or they’re on there to find a simp cuck that will help take care of their bastard chad/tyrone babies
[–]Azul5646 points47 points48 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then whine that all men are trash!
🤣
[–]drucifer088[S] 16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Lol chad/ Tyrone babies ?
[–]house_monkey22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Chadlets
[–]lonewolf268313 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tyronis
[–]the000knight2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha ha. This should be added to MGTOW dictionary
[–]lastlaugh1006 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I matched with one young woman and saw a photo of a fetal ultrasound on her Instagram. Fucked some thug now ready for a beta bux, sickening and a waste of time
[–]unproductoamericano6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or they are cheating and want to have some plausible excuse if they get found.
[–]Azul5689 points90 points91 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Even sluts, know that behaving like a whore, is both shameful and disrespectful.
They just don't want to admit it.
[–]ShoehornJackson6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They think lying about it is like putting on makeup for the personality
[–]Your_Coke_Dealer17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’ve said this to many manosphere posts on this before, as well as cucky places like AskMen:
Any “no hookups” statement in a woman’s dating profile is a confidence filter, or as the manosphere might call it, a ‘shit test’. A woman saying “no hookups” doesn’t mean it at all, she just wants to weed out every man not confident enough to ignore it and make a pass anyway.
[–]the-cuck 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mind if I PM you some questions?
[–]Your_Coke_Dealer3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go for it
[–]aguszymite10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"i'm a lady!" proceeds to be covered in tats and drinks vodka for breakfast.
[–]MuchIndependence5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"no hookups" is like the chaff they dispense to soak up vagina-seeking beta rockets so they can keep circling until the alpha missile lights up the radar
[–]Durrrtyoldman4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I haven't met one with that in their bio that didn't. If you play your cards right , you don't even have to go on a date .
[–]Azul5673 points74 points75 points 7 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link
Most folks in tinder are rampant sluts.
The degeneracy that reeks from this app is rampant and astonishing.
DO NOT DATE SOMEONE FROM TINDER.
Beware out there lads.
[–]ThirstySasquatch35 points36 points37 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Just don't gf any girl. Pretty simple.
[–]house_monkey3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Can i gf a boy?
[–]ThirstySasquatch15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfamiliar with that realm so not really qualified to make a decent recommention haha
[–]Azul560 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL!
Nice one mate.
[–]OptimusFried0014 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Difficulty: they all on tinder.
[–]TheLastMgtow2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most girls are rampant sluts, period.
DONT GF any of them.
[–]king_of_da_burgerz1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A girl I went to high school with posts screenshots of her tinder convos messing with random guys and wasting their time. She says she just uses it to troll guys but everyone knows what's up.
[–]Azul560 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I feel bad for the one who's going to marry her.
😣😤
[–]king_of_da_burgerz1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Assuming she ever gets married.
[–]Freakhere51 points52 points53 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Don’t bore me with “Hey”, “Hello”
Smoke & Toke Party-Animal Drinks like a Fish
and don’t even dare to text me at IG
Not here for Hookups
IG: ugly_but_thot SC: dailyteasehere
[–]ThirstySasquatch48 points49 points50 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You forgot "Travelling and netflix. Take me on an adventure"
[–]Freakhere20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahahaha And Talk is cheap; Let’s vibe!
[–]the000knight8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Better yet, venmo me and see where this goes
[–]ThirstySasquatch2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha classic.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link
🌝 Only 20 moons 🥗 Vegan 🙊Free&Independent ✈️ Traveler 📸 Instagirl 🐘 Looking for friends........ bitch
[–]house_monkey23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
^ Doctors study samples like these to understand cancer.
[–]DrScott887 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Can confirm
[–]drucifer088[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]LimousineLibtard2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
........ bitch
“BITCH GODDESS”
I knew a girl with that bumper sticker.
[–]Sir_manalot28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Tbf, tons of male stars could probably unclog the sink if they fucked the sink enough.
...what?
[–]VadeRetroLupa10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Watch out for garbage disposals though.
[–]Sir_manalot2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kinky
[–]MarzMonkey9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The head of the penis is a natural plunger
[–]Shit-from-a-whore 22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
I'm not even joking, people non porn on Pornhub and I go on there to find all the non porn stuff because you end up finding the most funny or entertaining shit. Lol 😂
[–]VadeRetroLupa32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
It would be so funny to make a short movie that looks exactly like a porno in the style, music and acting, with some hunk coming to fix her plumbing, and the tension and innuendo is there all the time but they never do anything sexual. He just fixes the plumbing, gives her the bill and leaves.
[–]lonewolf268316 points17 points18 points 7 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
FOUND IT!
The Plumber
There is a different version as well, same actors.
[–]VadeRetroLupa2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hehe, that’s MGTOW porn.
[–]LookMyUsername4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Post metoo world.
Lol nice
[–]Shit-from-a-whore 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That actually exists on Pornhub.
[–]VadeRetroLupa8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Link? For research...
[–]Shit-from-a-whore 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was a while back. I tried looking for it.
[–]coldhardtruth31 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao I'd be a fan of these
[–]SimplebutAwesome1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've seen that on YouTube
[–]Your_Coke_Dealer0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So basically James Gunn’s PG Porn
[–]MSochist0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This isn't about a plumber, but watch this...
[–]drucifer088[S] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice was gonna ask for a friend
[–]ShakingMonkey0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's just a movie about my life tbh
[–]Sutrule13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's freaky to see the lengths women go to to justify their actions. I've known several women that used Tinder and other hook-up/dating platforms say "I'm not there for sex or dating! I just want friends!" Some of them couldn't even explain to me why they were there, but they definitely knew it wasn't for sex or dating. Of course, when their Chad came, they lost their shit and 'fell in love.' I've also known foreign women say "Well, Tinder is different here than in your country!" as if the main purpose still wouldn't be the same even if local culture changed the rules a bit.
Don't trust women, gentlemen. Trust rationality.
[–]toolate4redpill14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Movie quote test:
"You can imagine what happens next"
"I dunno, he fixes the cable?"
[–]obi2kanobi7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Shut the fuck up Donny
[–]OptimusFried0011 point 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I am the Walrus, Walt!
[–]hypolaristic4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ich bin auf PornHub, um zu schauen, warum hier Stroh rumliegt.
[–]LimousineLibtard1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
SCHMOOGEN SCHTOOGEN SCHTEIN!!! SOUR KRAUT!!! NEIN!!!
[–]Xxtourlife4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You forgot that they don't want "Hello" and "Hi" anymore from a guy.
They say they want something unique and you must turn into Kevin Hart the Comedian to entertain them.
This is bad enough
[–]BertTheWelder-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They want to be made to feel something. That’s why negging if done well works.
[–]CanYouSeeTheWords2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Anyone else ever get invested in porn plot? I know it's weird but sometimes I really want to see where it goes
[–]Sutrule3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some porn is actually really well done. Usually Asian stuff. Unlike women, I'm not going to lie and say it's not just about the sex, but the plot can be a big interest factor.
[–]Dyne_The_Blue0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was watching an old school porno the other night called Canterbury Tales, the plot isnt anything special but its not so boring it makes you want to skip to the good parts
[–]frikabg2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So did the plumber fixed the fuck out of that sink or what??!? :D
[–]MasterChris7251 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If only there was a place where women could meet men to “befriend” them. Hmm...
[–]Machiavellianbegger1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pornhub does have educational videos not joking
[–]ibz6460 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definition of 'friends'
[–]voncloft 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A sure fire way to fuck up your life from HIV to children, take your pick.
[–]JohnnySkidmarx0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
.......or the pool guy actually cleans the pool ........or the pizza delivery guy brought the correct pizza.
[–]ClintonWJames0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're on there to make friend followers for their instagram
[–]Bing_Bang_Bam0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dunno if I would consider fisting another college girl with hairy legs all the way up to my elbow "getting laid".
[–]badgehunter0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
there is no tldr and no formatting because aint nobody got time for that, this is long comment of me being lonely. I actually tried to get friends (im male) from tinder. No matches ever and i swiped the positive one always. I still have just 1 friend that i got from 1st grade of primary school. He has never visited at my house once (birthdays don't count) and i have visited at him multiple times over the years. Closest we have lived our houses were only 30-100m from each other. Furthest was probably around 1hrs at car (my parents brought me to him and took me from them) And i visited at him almost daily for 14? years from age 7, this includes the time that we stopped being in the same class at vocational school/professional school, this led to even more rarely visits once i started and he started University of Applied Sciences(google translated all of these school names since english is 3rd language to me, first are Finnish and 2nd (horribly poor swedish that i can speak like handful of words)). I stopped visiting after his dog died. This was 3-5 months ago, He knows exactly where i live, still no visits. Only phone number i have is his MOTHER(no idea how i have it) I am 24 and i am losing my only friend. And its making me sad now that i am realizing it. I don't care if nobody notices this message ever, i just needed to vent. I have known him for 17 years and he hasn't been at my house once (if you don't count birthdays) but i have been at his house over 3000 times. No i don't have any suicidal thoughts or anything like that,i am just bit of sad due i have literally no friends, other than one friend that i haven't been at for 3-5 months.
[–]aguszymite-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Knew a guy that had OKC, as did his gf. This bitch was a 2/10 on a good day, not to mention extremely overweight. He convinced her that he was only on there to "make friends" surprise surprise when he is out banging every broad that sent him a message. She was in serious denial and said "we both have one just to meet people" sure lady, a man needs OKC to make fucking friends. He later ends up marrying her and I'm still not convinced she doesn't have something on him to make him do that.
[–]4diamondblack-3 points-2 points-1 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/blackpeopletwitter
[–]Aotp4life-4 points-3 points-2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I actually made a friend on tinder she is actually very cool
[–]Headwobble0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every once in a while, the bear in a video was raised from a cub by the crazy guy wrestling with it.
Normally this is what happens: You wrestle a full grown bear and get to experience having your entire body torn apart in a manner of seconds. Dating on Tinder is a little like opening a bear cage and hoping things work out.
[+]Harrybud07-8 points-7 points-6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
all men are addicted to porn!
the ones, are not, their wife do not allow them to like it.
[–]verynormalsimple8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"porn addiction" is just another way of saying "healthy libido"
I wonder what will they come up with next, "pathologic water dependancy", "hooked up to breathing" ?
[–]Harrybud073 points4 points5 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
porn is no good! hookers are no good! pump and dump is not good!
get married, lose everything, end up on the streets.....
ya you go.... now... be a man, get up and do it all again.... go. go .go.
its the way society wants us to be...
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🌝 Only 20 moons 🥗 Vegan 🙊Free&Independent ✈️ Traveler 📸 Instagirl 🐘 Looking for friends........ bitch
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