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[–]mgtowthrowww43 points44 points45 points 8 years ago* (21 children) | Copy Link
Some guy once had some stories about how psycho his ex-wife was. She started bitching at the therapist about how he eats jelly beans wrong, for example.
Found the guy's subreddit r slash AzzizzisAdventures
[–]comptejete15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
he eats jelly beans wrong
Ugh I hate it when people do that
[–]rektumsempra3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I mean if he snorts them, maybe.
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
My soon-to-be ex-wife bitches about how I sit in a chair, how I breath (through nose or mouth), how I comb my hair, how I walk.
Until I met her I didn't know i'd be breathing, sitting, walking and combing my hair wrong all my life. I'm so thankful she pointed out my many flaws.
[–]blackierobinsun36 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
It took her that long to say something about it, it took a marriage and all those dates/meals
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
No, she was always this way. It just got worse once we married, whilst at the same time I stood by her because I thought she would change once we got married.
Lesso learned.
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It always gets worse after you're married.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I know that now, even though I thought she was "the one".
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Most of us are here because we learned the hard way. Some guys have to learn the lesson two or three times before it sinks in. How they afford it, I don't know.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It broke me emotionally, so yeh quite expensive lessons.
[–]squidracer 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Once she starts criticising, it's over
Fact.
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I want to also thank your mom for giving you an early education on female nature.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah my wife will bitch about me not doing the dishes (even though I do them 95% of the time), then bitch that I don't put them back right. How I drive too close, too fast to other cars. Yesterday I had some energy and cleaned the house top to bottom, covered the pool at the rental and did all the laundry, and sanded and poly'd new kitchen counter-tops. Then, after dinner, I "moved" the dinner trays to get to the couch and she gets up in a huff and puts them away and rolls her eyes. she literally did nothing the entire day but put away those fucking dinner trays away.
Are you planning to remain with this woman?
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[–]laere 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Prob was mouth raping them, that fucking Cis white jelly beanist.
[–]mgtowthrowww0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm so triggered by your privilege.
[–]dogwoodcat0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...wtf
[–]Shimakaze430 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
A married man once said "I never knew there was a wrong way to put the milk away until I was married".
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Stacked dishes in the washer wrong, folded towels wrong, actually shopped for groceries wrong (went up the aisles the wrong way), whatever I bought at the store was the wrong brand, paid the bills wrong...
[–]fuck-shit-piss 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Jesus I'm triggered.
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Don't marry and you'll be fine. Unless, of course, you want to learn about all of your imperfections. Every.single.one.
[–]fuck-shit-piss 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Na, that's what my mother's for.
You really are triggered.
[–]fuck-shit-piss 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't lie, I'm not a woman. Ha.
[–]redditrat9910 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is what women consider grounds for divorce and emotional abuse in today's society.
My ex was one of those people. She used the excuse that I "wasn't saved" as the grounds for her leaving me. Really, she was going nuts on the Jesus because another guy she wanted was a religious wacko. After she got her fill of him (heh... see what i did there?) she ditched the christian act and went back to hardcore whoring. She then went on a dick-bender for several years, racking up 30 or so spelunkers in that time. We all used to make fun of her for her reasons for ditching men, "He's too short, too tall, too good looking, too smart, HE PARTS HIS HAIR ON THE RIGHT SIDE!"
Of course this is hyperbole, but she did leave a guy because of his taste in music. And, again, it was because she was getting ready to move to the next guy that liked a different style of music (she left a metal-head for a country guy).
[–]blackjackANDplates2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Sounds like a BPD woman.
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's a typical woman. Stick around here awhile and read the stories. AWALT
[–]cdurrs 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women...you just have to pay for them, emotional tampon, lift things for them, wake up early on your day off for them, take responsibility for their actions (responsibility tampon), and change the wood chip bedding in their hamster cages; nasty business.
[–]FreeManIsFrank2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Here's a great indicator on when to dump a cunt. The moment she criticizes something about you, no matter how small or inconsequential, such as "I don't like the color of your shirt", or "I don't like that hat on you*", or whatever, it's time for you to walk. That's how the cunt signals the coming storm.
[–]thedonals 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
cut her off Made me think of this lol
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[–]Spicspacspam0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was married for a few years and could never get it right. You'd think I would learn....but no.....could never get it right.
I must be really really stupid.
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at least he likes Metallica
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