What a simp...

6128702 · 2018-06-26T14:26:23+00:00

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sdtifa · 2018-06-26T14:32:56+00:00

Then she use the gaming setup for cam girl and get $ from more simps while getting smashed by chad/tyrone on the side

cobaltcolander · 2018-06-26T16:06:25+00:00

How about "Girlfriend wants a new setup so I told her to fucking make one herself." Strong, competent wymyn gamer.

Million-Suns · 2018-06-26T16:24:38+00:00

Woah that setup!!

I understand women now!! I would totally sell my body for that.

MyLittleSmurfAccount · 2018-06-26T16:39:31+00:00

Yeah she is never gonna use any of that power, if she even plays games she is likely trash if she needs a good comp to play well. So money wasted on the comp and power wasted on a bad player. Sad, that simp spent a couple grand on nothing. Like..... why? Did it even get him laid? Prolly no

DogsOfParadise · 2018-06-26T17:11:31+00:00

What a nice Facebook machine!

its_meKnightSwolaire · 2018-06-26T17:23:04+00:00

“Gf met someone online. He’s now the bonus daddy. He also gave me a brand new Nintendo switch after my vasectomy!!”

Everlastcanada · 2018-06-26T14:36:47+00:00

Lol this is the same as tuning a scooter for my girlfriend back in the days.

"Girlfriend wants her own MHR Zip so I built her one."

HerefortheTuna · 2018-06-26T18:39:40+00:00

Haha. Jokes on him his gf is probably fat

Toolman890 · 2018-06-26T16:52:03+00:00

Wouldn't be surprised if she took a pic with it afterwards by herself and said 'my very first setup (:' as though she built it cause he let her help by holding something at one stage

ZergSuperHighway · 2018-06-26T17:35:30+00:00

I really hate this guy. I can tell you with 100% certainty he won’t be so smug when he finds out she’s been sexting with other dudes on that very same rig.

SerialMansplainer · 2018-06-26T17:46:51+00:00

But did he get her husband a Nintendo Switch?

anongogogo · 2018-06-26T17:07:35+00:00

Bet he didn't even get anything out of it.

Drozz42 · 2018-06-26T14:46:03+00:00

I love that keyboard, no useless buttons.

BloodyNightWing · 2018-06-26T18:54:16+00:00

The Simp dug his own grave. Now she'll have an unlimited supply of cucks, simps, Chads, and incels to give her an unlimited amount of attention via mic-talk and messages. Eventually she'll become addicted to the attention and eventually cheat on the poor sap who built her the machine.

"They're just my online friends, babe"

dayone_27 · 2018-06-26T16:08:29+00:00

Simping should be a capital offence

Downhere_Seeds · 2018-06-26T21:23:35+00:00

Next week he comes back to find her laundry drying on it.

CursingWhileNursing · 2018-06-26T21:49:58+00:00

What a waste of money, effort and enthusiasm. Wasted because she will actually give a fuck. It's not something she can brag with in front of her friends, so she actually does not care.

All she probably wanted was something that makes beeping noises when you switch it on and has some shiny lights and a camera, so she can sit there with fake classes and pretend to be a "l33t gam0r gurrl".

She will not care about the insane amount of money this setup did cost, she will not care that the specs of this rig are probably insane, she will give a fuck about the beautiful setup or about the love and enthusiasm her boyfriend put into this.

Her female friends will find this boring and thus, she soon will too.

vivab0rg · 2018-06-26T21:50:00+00:00

Wasted on her.

gravelheart · 2018-06-26T21:54:21+00:00

She can Slutstagram and Whorebook like a motherfucker with that rig.

That said, if I was a megacuck with too much money I would have thrown it in this case

Portal is regarded by some as a feminist game so it fits with the pussy worship.

throwaway46819 · 2018-06-26T22:36:00+00:00

"... and then gave her the bill"

2018-06-26T17:34:35+00:00

we shouldnt shame "simps", as they're just misguided. But that women is just using him. A true girlfriend would say "no" to such an expensive present,.

cleats4u · 2018-06-26T18:16:02+00:00

Sorry...it's not enough.

strudelino · 2018-06-26T18:56:22+00:00

Notice no numbers on the keyboard? :P

DeusExMaximum · 2018-06-26T20:58:06+00:00

I would kill for that keeb.

LILHOMIE1250 · 2018-06-26T21:49:52+00:00

That wallpaper on the monitor is nice, if any body knows what it is please link it.

247spyz4life · 2018-06-26T22:47:36+00:00

Now she can recieve bigger, more high resolution dick pics than on her cell phone!

AngryDeer · 2018-06-26T22:56:41+00:00

What a colossal waste.

SpinPlates · 2018-06-27T02:29:49+00:00

When he's at work making money to buy a rig like that she's fucking Chad.

AmazingAsianGuy776 · 2018-06-27T04:29:31+00:00

Honestly, I think he just wanted an excuse to build a new system.

2018-06-27T08:27:38+00:00

She's probably gonna play fortnite and browse facebook with it.

Lmao...

icepakkk · 2018-06-26T22:57:04+00:00

It's possible that he just loves building computers like I do and found a reason to do it again. I know I did for my brother and parents.

WhiteIverson991 · 2018-06-26T23:51:41+00:00

Is nobody going to mention the wedding photo in the top right corner. This gives this a whole new story to be told!

craiggger3g · 2018-06-27T00:28:37+00:00

Cucked

ammunique · 2018-06-27T00:59:30+00:00

no vagina is that good----period

831hero · 2018-06-27T01:01:00+00:00

Fucking dope set up. Too bad it's for her

ApertureBear · 2018-06-27T01:19:13+00:00

I mean... maybe he built it with her money? I get it's not fully on board with this sub but using someone else's money and having the opportunity to build with my hands doesn't seem that bad.

frikabg · 2018-06-27T01:48:16+00:00

She is a strong independent whore ahem I mean woman let her sort herself out using her own money that she earned!

Kurrygohan · 2018-06-27T03:48:50+00:00

Brah...

Title	What a simp...
Author	Gorky_29
Upvotes	221
Comments	89
Date	June 26, 2018 2:24 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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