What all simps use!!

ConstantChinner · 2018-07-14T05:46:21+00:00

The sword is made of plastic.

cobaltcolander · 2018-07-14T10:31:24+00:00

This is fantastic. Whoever made this infographic, Sir, I salute you.

7pharaohs · 2018-07-14T05:52:22+00:00

No need for a codpiece, no balls left to protect.

DarthCallidous · 2018-07-14T14:17:19+00:00

I always thought Knights were so cool, the white knights had to go and ruin it.

ijnenak · 2018-07-14T09:09:48+00:00

Magic tassets - used to prevent manspreading

Leather belt - used to restrain urge to rape

High_Testosterone · 2018-07-14T09:25:03+00:00

And he still never won a fight.

ramfex21 · 2018-07-14T06:54:02+00:00

Amazing !

Hi-Mark · 2018-07-14T07:59:35+00:00

Lmao love this

CursingWhileNursing · 2018-07-14T09:19:33+00:00

Wait, that sucker gets knee pads?

Isn't it supposed to hurt when you grovel at the feet of a goddess, asking for her forgiveness?

rfoconnor · 2018-07-14T11:29:24+00:00

Where is his shield of invisibility, making him invisible to hot women whenever a Chad is in her view?

Inferno-_ · 2018-07-14T13:20:56+00:00

Needs to be a line to the crotch for "blue balls"

BassketCase · 2018-07-14T07:41:38+00:00

What is the difference between a white knight and a simp?

Tom_bork · 2018-07-14T09:46:34+00:00

Entire back region left unprotected - the whiteknight has no spine left to protect

rfoconnor · 2018-07-14T11:30:09+00:00

....and is that a dildo mace he has in his hand?

Title	What all simps use!!
Author	kstunta
Upvotes	167
Comments	20
Date	July 14, 2018 5:43 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8yr3zq/what_all_simps_use/
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