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[–]ConstantChinner18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The sword is made of plastic.
[–]Mapispema-ta8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The sword is a dildo for when m’lady pegs him.
[–]ConstantChinner1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL M'lady!
[–]cobaltcolander9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is fantastic. Whoever made this infographic, Sir, I salute you.
[–]7pharaohs7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
No need for a codpiece, no balls left to protect.
[–]DreadPirateRosco0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They put shrinkage patches over the nub where their balls used to be.
[–]DarthCallidous5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I always thought Knights were so cool, the white knights had to go and ruin it.
[–]NoonTimeHoopsMVP0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Historical knights are still awesome. Don't let white knights tarnish them.
[–]ijnenak3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Magic tassets - used to prevent manspreading
Leather belt - used to restrain urge to rape
[–]High_Testosterone 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And he still never won a fight.
[–]ramfex211 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Amazing !
[–]Hi-Mark1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao love this
[–]CursingWhileNursing1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wait, that sucker gets knee pads?
Isn't it supposed to hurt when you grovel at the feet of a goddess, asking for her forgiveness?
[–]cobaltcolander0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's two sizes too small.
[–]CursingWhileNursing0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only two? Softie.
Let him use his jockstraps as knee pads, he won't need them for their original purpose anyway.
[–]rfoconnor2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Where is his shield of invisibility, making him invisible to hot women whenever a Chad is in her view?
[–]Inferno-_2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Needs to be a line to the crotch for "blue balls"
[–]BassketCase0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What is the difference between a white knight and a simp?
[–]Tom_bork 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Entire back region left unprotected - the whiteknight has no spine left to protect
[–]rfoconnor1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
....and is that a dildo mace he has in his hand?
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