"What Do You Do?"

General_Fear · 2016-10-14T20:50:42+00:00

If you don't have any attention dating her, have fun with it. Tell her that you are a doctor. Or an entertainment lawyer. Spin a story that makes you look rich. Then walk away.

She will lose it. Especially if she is hot.

bland_fluff · 2016-10-14T21:14:26+00:00

"how much do you weigh?"

Paladin2903 · 2016-10-15T00:33:49+00:00

Look her dead in the eye and say, "I'm in the mob," and just go with it. The key is, don't laugh. Tell the story of how you were recruited, and just keep it going. Works best if you're Italian, but other races can pull it off, as well. Can always say that "I'm an associate" --- non-made member.

Of course, she's going to think you're joking at first, but just keep it going.

You'll be able to see that g-eye-na tingle through her clothes.

Status - check

Money - check

Exciting - check

Mysterious - check

Alpha - check

JStheHammer · 2016-10-14T21:19:15+00:00

You have a job. That is all you say.

All info you give will be used against you.

My-Name-Is-No-One · 2016-10-14T20:03:19+00:00

I don't, being that I left women behind. But for fun, you can circumvent the bullshit: don't tell her what you do or anything about it - just tell her the exact dollar amount value you make. When she pretends to be surprised or confused (and she likely is, because most women are nether apes when it comes to their own behavior), you can ask her "what's it matter what I do? Why does it matter to you? If I said mathematician, you'd be bored with the occupation but would appreciate the money, and if I said starving artist; you might be fascinated, but you wouldn't like the low income." And watch the wheels spin.

2016-10-14T22:32:51+00:00

"I make money and fuck bitches, nigga"

bland_fluff · 2016-10-14T23:29:15+00:00

Just make shit up. Tell her you are a professional clown or that you clean out sewers or are unemployed. Why do you have to be honest? Women aren't.

Tab-In-The-Ocean · 2016-10-14T23:42:58+00:00

Legos.

fuckhillaryinthebutt · 2016-10-15T01:07:35+00:00

I tell them I am a sanitation worker. They usually lose interest after that and leave me alone.

slappydapussy · 2016-10-15T03:32:35+00:00

1)Professional fapper

2)MLK Jr impersonator(best if white)

3)president of the United States(also best if white)

4)Professional pussy slapper

5)mime consultant(they need a voice)

Just mess with them. They are crazy and their questions shouldn't be taken seriously.

Wallstreet3 · 2016-10-15T05:20:49+00:00

I tell them that I am financially independent in the six-figure range and about to take my husband on a vacation to Bora Bora. Watch their heads explode as they realize that a good-looking, rich, in shape man is gay...

bestat777 · 2016-10-15T00:07:06+00:00

Just tell her you make minimum wage. Even if you make a million dollars a year, there is always someone who makes much much more so you aren't lying. If she ditches you after that, oh well.

PinHunter65 · 2016-10-15T02:12:50+00:00

I make shit up. You can be whatever you want to be. I usually like to pick something interesting, pays well, and is something I figure she knows nothing about. If you really want to see shit hit the fan, tell her about your monthly oil inheritance.

Fukitol13 · 2016-10-15T10:14:27+00:00

"I'm a gold digger."

carjackerwilly · 2016-10-14T20:02:26+00:00

Think of a low paying job and tell her that you love it. She will be gone in a heartbeat. They don't ask questions to learn about you, only to screen you.

Playstation_5 · 2016-10-14T21:33:12+00:00

It's a no win situation. If you have a job that is better paid than them, they hate it. If you're on less money, they hate it too. My last pre-MGTOW girlfriend lasted a few months before I gave up. Her fairly senior career only paid her basic costs, big house, kids who want the latest technology etc and she was furious that I could have a better standard of life and a lot more free time from a smaller income.

scorched_throwaway · 2016-10-15T03:02:14+00:00

i cut right to the chase am claim i'm a janitor/ditch digger/macdonalds worker and no offense meant those industries.

whatever makes them and their clown makeup go away faster.

4chung · 2016-10-14T20:03:20+00:00

"dont be nosy"

ADrunkCanadian · 2016-10-14T20:28:10+00:00

Like an idiot i told them i was a bodyguard.. Then told them the horrible stories.. everyone likes a horrible story.. then the "looking me up"/ "I can't find you on fakebook" started.

So i got tired of it and told them i was gay. They left me alone. If your cool with "rumors" and other dudes looking at you funny try it out. These people don't pay me.. so fuckem.

It was super funny when that rumor spread though. Told one girl and whole office knew before end of day. One girl i was cool with laughed hard cause she knew i was fucking around. She's clever. I gotta watch out for her.

They will ask on monday why i didn't go out with the group. I'll tell them my boyfriend Zack would get crazzyyieee jealous. Lol!!!!!!

throwspuaexception · 2016-10-15T03:52:51+00:00

"I do hot girls exclusively."

CyLoke · 2016-10-15T04:53:50+00:00

I'm unemployed.

vincent636 · 2016-10-15T04:57:04+00:00

I just tell them I'm unemployed. I don't even have to lie.

T0000009 · 2016-10-15T06:49:32+00:00

Tell her you have a boyfriend, and she is on the wrong team for you...

Works like a fucking charm every time.

victor_knight · 2016-10-15T07:03:00+00:00

Say you work at the post office and smile.

hollybegin · 2016-10-15T12:28:29+00:00

"What Do You Do?"

"I'm leaving!"

inspiron3000 · 2016-10-16T13:54:45+00:00

"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

Title	"What Do You Do?"
Author	bland_fluff
Upvotes	19
Comments	42
Date	October 14, 2016 7:52 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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